Chapter 3 Marriage is numb
There are too many male supporting characters.,Each one is a handsome and handsome character.,Confusing the names of the male protagonists.,It seems to be a reasonable thing!
Le Yixi: Hehe, for you, you can experience it yourself.
Have you ever seen a father confuse his son?
She was going to die and was married to a hundred and seven men (nominally), and today they are all one hundred and eighth. One by one, the temptations were eliminated one by one, and the title of male protagonist finally fell on the new husband.
But to prevent herself from going down the path of the former heroine, she and the one hundred and seven men before her were only platonic exchanges, and they didn't even hold a small hand.
Jun Yixi had already broken the jar, and it didn't matter if she wore it back or not, as long as she didn't disturb her retirement life.
It's a pity that I can't stand the author's 24-hour chanting in her mind every day! The feeling of 3D three-dimensional circulation is too sour.
Jun Yixi still decided to compromise, uh, the kind on the surface.
It seems that he doesn't want to hear the author's voice crying wolf anymore, Jun Yixi scratched the hair that had become a chicken nest irritably,
"I know, aren't I waiting for my mother-in-law to deliver the goods?"
As soon as the author heard it, there was a play! Even with his voice, he raised it a few degrees.
"Dear, here's a reminder to you, the baby you want can already be signed!"
Jun Yixi: "...... "If you can, I still hope that you will have a chrysanthemum."
Seeing that he couldn't make it up, Jun Yixi waved his hand to indicate that he had already arranged it. Of course the author doesn't believe it, the bride is still here, how do you let the groom worship the church, with the rooster!
Not to mention, he really guessed half right, but the gender of the chicken had to be reversed.
"What are you talking about!" The author Jun was about to lose control of his emotions, ready to spit fragrantly, and raised his little fat hand tremblingly in the virtual space,
"You actually let my own son marry a hen. ”
"Isn't there a precedent in ancient times for a bride and a hen to marry?"
"Neurotic, people are **, or the groom is seriously ill, so he has to find a rooster instead!"
Jun Yixi kicked the quilt at her feet, and impatiently blocked her ears with her two hands, obviously she forgot that the other party existed in her spiritual consciousness sea, and ordinary physical protection was not even a ghost!
Jun Yixi thinks that everyone is a civilized person, it is impossible to quarrel, and being reasonable is the right way!
Okay, Xiao Xixi's class is now open!
"To be reasonable, the so-called ** means that the bride is widowed, right? Anyway, we don't have different rooms after marriage, so there is no difference between the male protagonist and the widow, right?"
"Yes!" the author nodded, his eyebrows tightened. "But ......"
"That's right!" Jun Yixi said with a blank face and a straight face, "Don't speak, listen to me." ”
"There is another possibility that the other party is seriously ill in bed and can't get up! And I'm lazy with advanced cancer, in fact, I actually know my own body. Jun Yixiu shed two crocodile tears.
"I'm afraid that I will have to be with this bed for the rest of my life, and I will not be separated from Meng Meng. Do you think this is a serious illness in bed?"
"Yes! but ......" seems to make some sense.
"Nothing! You see, even you admit it, I meet both of the above requirements. Then it is only natural to use a hen to marry the male protagonist. ”
I also thoughtfully replaced the rooster with a hen, how can there be a gentle and understanding girl like me in the world!
Logical genius!
The author suddenly began to face up to a certain sign in his heart.,Why did he suddenly write the male protagonist crookedly.,He can't resist such a girl at all!
But the author knows that he still needs to know it with emotion and reason before it can be done.
"The male protagonist is a good boy, this is his first big wedding, we can't give him a perfect wedding, after all, this is a once-in-a-lifetime event. We ......"
"Once in a lifetime, what's the matter with me? Drag his blessing, and now I'm married to the point of numbness!"
Jun Yixi completely forgot that she used to be a senior patient who loved the male protagonist! Looking at this novel, hiding in the quilt, laughing out of the pig in the middle of the night.
"Nonsense!" the author swore to defend his son's honor to the death.
"It's not his fault. ”
As soon as the words came out, he realized that his posture of begging for people was wrong.
hurriedly tightened his thighs, "Sister, big guy, I beg you." You just go and see the male protagonist, he died early when his father didn't care for his mother, and when he grew up, he was cuckolded by the woman he loved. You really can't bear to let him get married for the first time, and stay alone in the wedding hall like this?"
Girls have always been the most loving, and when he says this, if the other party is not good, motherly love will overflow, and he may change his mind!
Jun Yiximo rubbed his jaw, and suddenly felt that the other party was a man he "loved", and such ruthlessness was really against her style of doing things. But,It seems like a loss to agree to the author's request so easily.,
So she made a request of integrity,
"Call Daddy!"
Author: What the hell is this?
Jun Yixi firmly said that the other party did not call, and the matter was not negotiable.
For the sake of his own son's reputation, the author still called out in humiliation, "Dad!" The voice as thin as a mosquito and fly symbolizes the reluctance of the voicer.
What did you say, the voice was so small that Jun Yixi didn't hear it clearly, let him call it again.
"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!" is louder than the other, anyway, it's all screaming, what is the face can be eaten?
But Jun Yixi's brain hurt from the voice of the duck male who pierced her ears with this magic sound, but fortunately, the strong physique of the Avatar Monk allowed her to recover quickly.
Since the other party has done as requested, Jun Yixi really has no reason to refuse. Just take a look, and you won't lose a piece of meat anyway.
With this belief, his face returned to the unattainable look he once had, and he raised his legs and wanted to walk out of the house.
Before she could open the door, she heard someone reply,
"The head of the family, Gu Langjun has completed the wedding ceremony and has already lived in Hanye Xuan at this moment. Would you like to go and have a look? or stay here and go to bed. "Although there is a chance that the head of the house will choose to stay here, the housekeeper still makes a sound according to the custom.
Done?!
Jun Yixi looked out the window, and the originally clear sky had turned into a night with dazzling stars. Then doesn't she have to go to see the male protagonist?
Happy!
But she couldn't show too much joy, and waved off the subordinates, Jun Yixi said in a disappointed tone to the author Jun in the sea of knowledge,
"It's not that I don't keep my promises, it's that the wedding ceremony has already been held, so I'll go see it next time I get married. ”
Clever!
And the author Jun has already cried in his heart, what kind of sin did he create to write this novel?
"My good son was arranged by you to enter Hanye Xuan, you have to treat him well, the realm of Hanye Xuan is one of the best in the house, but it's just ......"
The author suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he had thought of something?
"It's just that he's going to have two strange neighbors!"
Jun Yixi silently finished his next words!