"Lulu......" There were sounds one after another from the small toilet, Luo Chen squinted his eyes with enjoyment, this is definitely the most comfortable thing in the world.

This wooden toilet is more comfortable than a modern toilet, at least you can smell a fragrance after approaching, and the cleaning function here is very good, I don't know if it's man-made or something else, anyway, it's a cow batch!

Modern toilets do a good job of cleaning, but there are still some people who are unconscious, but they can't find the right location, and they splash everywhere, and they feel disgusting when they think about it.

A small step forward, a big step towards civilization, a big step, I don't understand or what's the point? I really don't understand the brains of those who don't have the quality. The cleaners work so hard that they have to create a bunch of unnecessary trouble for them.

The point is that there is such a saying - if we don't throw away garbage, how can those environmental workers live?

Even now when Luo Chen hears this, he really wants to beat the person who said this out with a big pig's head, it's so annoying, what kind of chicken and fish are these three views?

I don't want those upsetting things, it's not a world anyway, no matter what, it can't be beaten together, so let it be.

After lifting his pants, Luo Chen's indescribable comfort was unspeakable, this feeling had not been experienced for a long time.

Or is it the same sentence, a living person can suffocate urine? Is it good if it doesn't exist? How can my Da Luochen be killed by a bubble of urine? I will not be able to die in this wave, it is even more fierce than meat, eggs, onions and chickens.

After getting out of the wooden public toilet, Luo Chen hummed a little song, swaggering and swaying, and the catastrophe was basically his comparison, and he didn't look like it. Now there is no need to use appearances as a cover-up, and completely expose the abnormal side, for fear that others will not know that he is a fool and is in a hurry.

Luo Chen stepped on the threshold, and Liu Changhong, who was sitting on the chair, trembled suddenly, thinking that something had happened. Turning his head, Luo Chen was dangling in front of him like a retard, and his brows automatically furrowed.

"Eh, isn't this my master?What is the matter today?Looking for a high apprentice, I Gaha?" Luo Chen did not wake up from his fluttering state, he talked to Liu Changhong madly, and slapped his other hand directly on Liu Changhong's left shoulder, and then continued to beep:

"Master, you should come to me often to sit here, we can still chat and drink tea if we are fine, it's a big deal that I will ask Ling Jisong to bring us some melons and fruits......"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Liu Changhong backhand grabbing the arm on his shoulder, twisting and pulling hard, only to hear a "click", Luo Chen fell to the ground in response, but his arm was still held, and he gasped and explained: "Master spare my life!

The bones are about to be twisted, this taste is really uncomfortable, and with some strength, it is estimated that it will be really wasted, and now if you don't beg for mercy, you will be a real fool!

Liu Changhong said casually: "What about the crazy energy just now? I thought you were stupid, you don't speak through your brain, you have to let me sanction it? In order to cure your ruffian? No big or small, can you still be appreciated by other peak masters with this appearance? Sooner or later, you will have to show your true face of Lushan, and then they will have to be surprised that they can't speak." ”

Luo Chen didn't have the heart to listen so much, now is a critical juncture, his arm is about to be broken, do you say that this heart-rending pain can be put on his body? This is like fighting with others when he was a child, he just turned his arm in a circle with his backhand at every turn, and then forced the other party to beg for mercy.

I didn't expect the scene to be reproduced today, which I never expected.

"Master! I know it's wrong! I won't dare to do it again! Please raise your noble hand and let me go! Otherwise, I'll become disabled in the future! When the time comes, the old faces of the two of us will be revealed...... No, master, you can't hang up your old face!" Luo Chen begged bitterly, hoping to get his master's understanding.

He shouldn't have been so angry a few seconds ago, but now he is making this kind of sin, which can be regarded as asking for his own suffering.

Liu Changhong didn't speak, and let go of his right hand. Luo Chen was like an electric shock, quickly retracted that arm, and lay on the floor and rolled around, not too dirty.

He rolled and said, "Thank you for your kindness! The great grace is not thankful! The apprentice has made amends for the master's sins here!"

Liu Changhong waved his hand, signaling him to stop rolling.

As the pain gradually subsided, Luo Chen also recovered, sitting on the ground with his legs hovered, looking up at the master, his eyes shining with light, there was no doubt that this was all a pretended illusion.

"Tell me, what did you do that day?"

Luo Chen didn't prevaricate, he had nothing to hide from his master, if he concealed it, he might be seen through, and it would be quite embarrassing at that time. I grew up with my master since I was a child, and my temper master is clear, and there is no such thing as a thing that can't be hidden, maybe there is, but I don't dare to take risks easily.

There's no need, no matter how you say that the master is also your own family, is it possible to suspect your own family? What's the difference between that and a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs? At most, you can pretend to be outside, and there is nothing to say about the rest.

"Master, you have to listen to me tell you about this matter slowly. It's hard to understand the complexity of the matter, and please don't laugh at me. Luo Chen showed a simple smile, touched the back of his head with his other hand, and was a little embarrassed to say it.

Liu Changhong frowned, supported his left face with one hand, looked at him lazily and said, "If you have something to say, say it quickly, let it go, I don't have time to listen to your nonsense with me, pick the key points." ”

"Didn't we have a meeting that day? I was so annoyed that I went out in the second half of the meeting. But as it happened that day, I almost missed it. If you hadn't notified the second child to come and call me, I'm afraid I wouldn't know how long I would have slept. ”

"After I slipped out, I didn't really want to go back to sleep, I felt that it was too much of a waste of time, we can't be born in sorrow and die in peace, right? About the fourth or fifth watch, I came out of the library, and it was still snowing heavily. ”

"I don't know why, when I looked at the brown paper map, I actually had the idea of going to practice. At that time, I didn't know that there was such a door rule, so I hurried over. I probably practiced for a while, and I studied all those complicated spells thoroughly. ”

"It stands to reason that when ordinary people encounter this situation, are they happy to be thieves? So I talked crazy happily, but I didn't expect a bunch of disciples to surround the stage, I don't know when they came!"

In a hurry, I suddenly remembered this door rule, and my intestines were about to regret on the spot, and I couldn't wait to jump up and slap myself. But in the shadow of the monstrous fire, I saw a demon disciple, and I looked at it again, this is my little brother! ”

"Good man, I'm still witty, come up with an excellent good excuse, anyway, Krulu's black robe is also quite conspicuous, most of the disciples have seen it, I will let them go over to inform the peak masters, and talk to my little brother by the way. ”

"I haven't talked a few words yet......"

Luo Chen Balabala talked for a long time, but Liu Changhong was able to make it clear, and finally made things clear.

"According to you, you want to go out in three months?"

"Then it must be, if I don't go out, I'll hold back as a grandson?"

Luo Chen didn't realize the importance of the matter, and the next moment he was hit on the head - Liu Changhong slapped him directly on the head, and the force was really painful! The pain made people speechless, and they only knew that they were holding their heads and whimpering.

"Let me tell you, even if you can't go out for three years, with your ability, do you want to go over and die? Even if your little brother has the ability to reach the sky, it is not your ability, and it cannot guarantee your safety, I will definitely not allow you to come nonsense. ”

Liu Changhong became serious at the moment, his eyes became sharp, and his speaking attitude was a little scary, and it was difficult to accept such a big change for a while.

Luo Chen slowly burst out of his mouth: "Master, then how can I get your permission?"

"Well, it's okay to build a foundation at the intermediate level, right? I'm sure this difficulty will be easy for you. ”

Luo Chen hurriedly nodded and said, "With the master's words, I will surprise you." After finishing speaking, he smiled, his heart was like stopping water, he didn't panic at all, the god-level forging system was in hand, it must be the world, I had it, panicked feather duster.

The master still underestimated me too much, and he had to surprise him during this time.

The corners of Liu Changhong's mouth slowly rose, and he was laughing at Luo Chen's ignorance. For just these three months, don't give this guy a little pill that can help him cultivate, and see what big waves he can make. Since ancient times, I have never heard of anyone who can improve his cultivation without the need for pills above the foundation building period, and the same is true for Luo Chen.

He didn't know the magnitude of the problem......

Three months later, maybe Liu Changhong will sigh and say, "It's sloppy." "But that's a story for later, and we won't have to wait until later to reveal the truth.

Luo Chen didn't have time to be happy, and suddenly remembered the incident of being pointed, and he couldn't think of anyone who would do this thing for a while, so he scratched his head and asked, "Master, why do you want to give me some acupoints?" ”

This acupuncture point doesn't matter, but I almost suffocated myself, then it's a bit too much, everything has to have a degree, this is a bit beyond my bottom line.

It stands to reason that normal people usually don't want to pee when they wake up? Why don't they even have a caretaker? At the very least, we must ensure that our bladder is about to explode, and the last straw that crushes the camel is about to come, and if we remain indifferent, I am afraid that this old face will not be able to hold back.

Liu Changhong stroked his beard and explained: "This is not my doing, I don't know anything about the knowledge of acupuncture needles, those are all thanks to your good uncle, but don't forget his spirit needle, how many Sven scum have died under his needle, so you understand, right?"

Damn, it turns out that Liang Xiao of this acupuncture point is really ruthless, and I can't complain.

"Master, why didn't you stop it at that time?" Luo Chen asked again.

"At that time, your Uncle Li and I had been chasing that Demon Dao disciple, and Liang Xiao was responsible for taking care of your safety, so he gave you a needle in a hurry to avoid any unnecessary situations, and then the matter calmed down, and he sent you back to the house, and he didn't care about you after that. ”

Luo Chen was a little curious at this time, Bai Fei couldn't have beaten himself so badly, right? Although the acupuncture points are unlocked now, he can still faintly feel pain in his chest, what is going on?

"Bai Fei, come over here, I want you to ask a few things. Luo Chen stretched out his hand to beckon Bai Fei, even though Bai Fei's movements at this time were aimed at him with his hips.

After hearing the sound, the bird chirped reluctantly, then flapped its wings and flew between Luo Chen and Liu Changhong, tilting its head to look at Luo Chen.

"What did you do after you knocked me unconscious?"

Bai Fei made a series of actions very innocently, which made Liu Changhong overwhelmed, but Luo Chen slapped his head on the door after reading it, and sighed again and again: "I just let you faint, I didn't let you make up for it a few more times! Why are you so ruthless?"

Liu Changhong remembered one thing at this time, and explained with a smile: "I remembered a thing, Liangxiao told me that he straightened your crooked ribs, so there is a reason why you have a faint pain in your chest now." ”

After hearing this, Luo Chen was silent and looked at Bai Fei directly.

If you stew this bird, put a flower knife, sprinkle some green onion cooking wine, thirteen spices, star anise, peppercorns, and a bag of salt, will the taste be more unique?