Chapter 156: Who Gave Lao Tzu the Hole
Before Luo Chen could shout the next time, he was kicked by Bai Fei on the side of his face, and the force was a little incredible, as if that small bone had been kicked and broken.
"What the hell are you...... Didn't Lao Tzu tell you...... Don't kick you in the face. Luo Chen fell to the ground in a daze, said this sentence incoherently, and then fell into a coma and lost consciousness.
After a long time, Luo Chen woke up, probably because he had slept for too long, which caused his whole body to be weak, and he couldn't use any strength. I want to straighten up and lean against the headboard, but I can only think about it.
I'm going to be big, what the hell is this? How could Lao Tzu ......
Luo Chen suddenly remembered that incident, and now his mind was officially turned on, at least he remembered the previous events.
"Special dead bird! Lao Tzu has emphasized not to slap his face, why kick this part? Don't let Lao Tzu see him, otherwise he has to kill him to relieve his anger!" Luo Chen finally finished saying that, do you say this is angry? According to his own budget, this kind of small fart will definitely be completely solved, if it is a small thing to make a big fuss, Lao Tzu has more parts of the whole body that can be kicked, and he has to kick his face!
At this time, his head looked to the side of the window, and Bai Fei was standing there, his eyes looking into the distance.
"Are you so special!Do you owe it to death?" Luo Chen couldn't help but be excited anymore after seeing it, and directly performed a scolding.
Bai Fei looked at him with a grin, staring at him with a wicked smile. This smile is so familiar! Why do you feel this way? Luo Chen thought for a long time before he spoke: "Bai Fei, are you imitating me? Lao Tzu can you imitate casually?"
But Bai Fei didn't think so, but raised his left wing and pointed at Luo Chen, probably wanting to signal something.
Luo Chen was a little confused, what does this gesture mean? It stands to reason that the communication between himself and Bai Fei is similar to that of ordinary people, and there will be no situation where he can't understand.
Oh, I see, I'm dreaming now, I'm really convinced. What happens if you sleep in a dream? Does it become a dream within a dream? It sounds like a feeling, so give it a try.
Luo Chen didn't think much about it, and tried his best to pull the bedding up until he covered half of his face, and then closed his eyes, and his face was full of indescribable coolness.
As a result, a few minutes later, a rush of urine suddenly came up, and he was a little caught off guard! Suddenly Luo Chen woke up again, his face was hideous, and this feeling was unbearable! I had to find a toilet to make it easier! Otherwise, my reputation in this life would be ruined.
A drop of sweat dripped from his face, and there was only himself and Bai Fei in the room, and there was no one else at all. However, my current situation is that I can't move, and it's not a problem to speak, but I can't use too much force, and I feel that somewhere is restricting me, and I can't break free.
"Damn, this is certainly not a dream...... This is the ultimate reality!" Luo Chen muttered to himself, his only thought now was to spill the pee, and to find a suitable place, such as a toilet......
After Bai Fei heard his voice, he turned his head to look at him again, still pointing at Luo Chen with his left wing.
What does this mean?
Luo Chen was puzzled, and after thinking for a long time, he finally came up with a possibility - one of his important acupuncture points was hacked by others, otherwise it would be impossible for this phenomenon of speaking freely but weakness all over the body.
Bai Fei definitely doesn't understand acupuncture points, so he didn't come over to help, but I don't understand acupuncture points either! I haven't tried these things at all except for seeing them twice in the library! What should I do?
"Good brother, I want to pee, you want to find a way. Luo Chen begged Bai Fei in an extremely humble tone, he had never been so aggrieved in his life. As the old saying goes, people have three urgencies, and today I finally experienced it, and the taste is called a sad heart.
Bai Fei didn't reply to him, but simply spit out the window.
It's also a ha, this kind of servant can only do things, how can it be this fool's turn to do it? It is unreliable at a critical time, and there is more than enough success and more failure, is it possible that this is called bad fate?
Luo Chen sighed, and tried to unlock the acupuncture point restriction alone.
"The Baihui acupoint is wrong, the shoulder well acupoint is wrong, the big vertebral acupoint is wrong, and the Fengmen acupoint is not right......"
Luo Chenqi wanted to vomit blood, and at this moment, he was anxious, but he couldn't try which acupuncture point was damaged.
I've read the book once, and it's very good to be able to remember so many acupuncture point names, who would have thought that this would look like now? Taking a step back, if you notify yourself in advance that you need to learn and sell now, then Luo Chen will remember it directly, and if you can't remember it, your brain will explode.
"Jizhong acupoint. That's what I'm going to do! I've finally found it!"
Luo Chen touched the Jizhong acupoint with the last glimmer of hope, and a sour and numb feeling surged throughout his body, making his originally weak body even worse.
However, these small sacrifices are nothing, at least the truth is explored, and it can be regarded as laying a small foundation for the final solution.
This acupuncture point is so familiar, I always feel like I've seen it somewhere, but I can't remember it.
The solution has to be seriously considered, acupuncture points are such a very profound thing, you must calm down and study slowly, a little carelessness can cause regret......
"What a special heart, a fart! Lao Tzu is anxious to pee! No matter what I do, I won't suffer a loss. ”
Luo Chen gritted his teeth and shouted at Bai Fei: "Good brother! If I die on the point this time, remember to burn me some good wine today next year! Don't think about me after I leave, otherwise I will be very reluctant to leave, and then my soul will not be at peace, but I will not be able to get my wish." ”
Bai Fei was very confused, this guy was eating a gun, he spoke so sonorously, and he didn't know that he thought he was going to die.
Transform the internal force into true qi, concentrate on squeezing the acupoints in the middle of the body, and for a while, the whole body is full of crispy feeling, as if it was being shocked, and the true qi is almost interrupted. Luo Chen used his right hand again, exerting his ability to search for scriptures and acupoints, and began to search for the vicinity of the Jizhong acupoint.
After searching for a long time, he finally found an acupuncture point with a high probability, Luo Chen couldn't remember the name of the acupuncture point for a while, but it didn't hurt, he could choose to try it all-or-nothing.
Lao Tzu came this time with the determination to die, every day of his life is worth fighting for, and it is worth sacrificing! No matter what, as long as I live in this world, I will always be the most beautiful cub in the world! Peony flowers are also merry to die and be ghosts! No, this sentence cannot be used on this...... Forget it, Lao Tzu doesn't have the slightest IQ now, and he won't suffer a loss!
Two fingers together, squeezing the acupuncture point hard, squeezing to a certain extent, suddenly the edge turned to the center of the acupuncture point, and at the same time the other fingers pressed the surrounding nerves, for fear that the nerves would be implicated due to lack of concentration.
The pain that I have never experienced is all over the body, and it is not so serious when it is said to be heartbreaking, and the intuitive feeling is that the tendons and veins are bent by external forces, which is more ruthless than cramps. However, at this time, with his own flesh and blood, he should still be able to resist.
If the internal organs are as uncomfortable as being torn, then it is certain that it is not far from GG, the next step is to break the meridians, if you can maintain a near-death state to save a wave of drama, but in this life, don't want to step into the cultivation realm, honestly go home and farm, what do you dream?
As time continued to ease, Luo Chen felt that his pain gradually disappeared, and his strength slowly returned, and he could almost stand up and move.
At first, I thought it was caused by a long period of sleep, but I really didn't expect it to be the restriction of acupuncture points, what kind of thing did this do? Lao Tzu asked Bai Fei to kick me and play a scene, what is the matter with this acupuncture points?
Luo Chen slowly lifted the corner of the futon, and after getting out of bed, he rushed out of the door barefoot, stumbling step by step, and he was not afraid of falling again.
Now there is only one thought, hurry up and finish this soaking pee!
After arriving at the door, I saw the master around the corner, Liu Changhong was stunned, looking at Luo Chen who was walking in embarrassment with an incredible expression.
Luo Chen didn't care so much after seeing it, and simply put down a sentence: "Master, I'll go to the toilet first, and we'll have a good chat when we come back." ”
After finishing speaking, I went straight to the public toilet outside the door, fortunately this house is my own, relatively skilled, otherwise there would be a big problem!
Liu Changhong still couldn't believe this scene, obviously he had a point, it stands to reason that this guy has to lie on the bed, how could he run out of the door alive?