At the beginning, Huang Tiedan was looking for Kong Ermao, caring about the chaos, accidentally arrived at the edge of the big square in front of the main building, Huang Tiedan was very witty, looking for a stone pillar to hide, at this time the field was relatively quiet, Huang Tiedan listened to the rice bowl mouth, while trying to escape, he was planning to wait for the situation on the field to be messy, he took the opportunity to run, and then the rice bowl was busy dealing with the Wei people, there was no way to manage himself.

When Huang Tiedan was wishful thinking, unexpectedly, without waiting for Huang Tiedan to run away, he was drunk by Wei Shengjin first, Wei Shengscarf snorted and shouted: "Old egg, what are you hiding here?"

Huang Tiedan's heart immediately cooled when he was called by this, because the eyes of the rice bowl and others were all attracted by Wei Shengjin, and they were looking at him deeply. Huang Tiedan was drunk by Wei Shengjian, a pig teammate who "grew grass on his head", and couldn't help but scold Wei Shengjin for being a stupid and smoky rammer with grass on his head.

It's not slow to see the opportunity here, there are two of them, Duan Di and You Yifan, who happened to see Huang Tiedan. Duan Di first met with You Yifan, this person who hid his head and tail, wasn't it Wei Miraculous's little uncle "Wei Tiantian"? So, Duan Di first reported the situation to their leader Wei Da Supermarket, who was patrolling the guard, and when the supermarket heard it, oh, this Wei clan still had a fish that slipped through the net, so he quickly sent Duan Di to chase and kill with You Yifan.

The two obeyed Wei Da's order and went to hunt down Huang Tiedan together, Duan Di first held a Pu knife, and You Yifan held two white swords, moved quickly, and followed in the direction of Huang Tiedan's escape.

Duan Di saw that Huang Tie Dan was slippery, and saw that the opportunity was very fast, and he had already run far away at this time, so he had to shout from a distance behind: "Wei Jiyou, don't come to harm, wait for Duan." ”

Duan Di said first, his feet were definitely not slow, parallel to You Yifan, following behind Huang Tiedan, chasing after him.

Wei Shengscarf screamed, and then looked at the situation in the four places, he was a little confused, and he didn't clear his mind for a while, seeing that Duan Di and You Yifan didn't care about themselves, they just chased Huang Tiedan, and shouted "Wei Jiyou" behind Huang Tiedan, Wei Shengjin didn't understand this, and couldn't help but get messy in the wind.

Huang Tiedan saw that Wei Shengjian's IQ was worried, so he didn't care about him, and fled first as respect. Huang Tiedan fled in front, and saw the back from a distance, Duan Di first and You Yifan, just like a ghost, between three or two clicks, he reached the back of his buttocks. Huang Tiedan was shocked, and immediately used his strength to escape, which was a little distance from the two people behind him.

Huang Tiedan is a penance, he has always been a cultivator, plus he often hunts, and pursues the principle of "thousands of plans, escape is the first plan", and he has worked escape technology, and now he is a "high cultivation of the spirit", in general, his escape speed is not slow, just on the same level as the two behind.

After Huang Tiedan distanced himself from the two, he felt a little at ease, and when he saw Duan Di in the back saying hello to him first, he said a few witty words: "Duan Jiyou, I'm sorry, my bull is going to give birth to a five-ton calf today, and it's inconvenient to entertain distinguished guests, so let's go first." ”

Duan Di first chased after him closely, and when he heard Huang Tiedan's words, he perfunctory himself, and couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha, this place is Wei Jiyou's house, so convenient, please take Duan to visit." ”

Huang Tie Dan didn't answer.

Duan Dixian said: "Why is Wei Jiyou so unkind, he doesn't take Duan to visit around, and he runs away when he sees Duan, what is the reason? ”

Huang Tiedan replied: "What, didn't I tell you, the bull has cubs, and it is inconvenient to see it with you." Duan Jiyou didn't know that my family's five-ton calf was a legendary fairy cow, a 50,000-meter-high mountain, and it stepped on a big pit with one foot. Although Duan Jiyou looked so ugly, he was kicked by the fairy cow, and his head was broken, and it would be a pity at that time. Therefore, it is better not to see it for Duan Jiyou, and it is not too late for you to visit my Wei Mansion in the future. ”

Huang Tie Dan ran the train with his mouth full and said a bunch of nonsense without nutrition.

Duan Di first heard the words and said: "Oh, it's a fairy cow, Duan Mou is curious when he sees the hunt, and wants to take a peek at it, Wei Jiyou's broom is self-cherished, which is very inappropriate." ”

Huang Tiedan scolded when he heard this: "Seaweed radish big toad, your family is a broom, your whole family is a broom, the dignified fairy cow of Uncle Ben's family, you say it is a broom, go to your brother-in-law's torn wedding dress, the dog's mouth does not spit ivory." ”

Duan Di saw that Huang Tiedan was angry, thinking that the opportunity had come, he was not insulting, but a cat and mouse mentality, and said in a very polite tone: "Even if it's not a broom, you might as well let us see." ”

Huang Tiedan saw Duan Dixian's humble and gentlemanly tone, and sneered in his heart: Seaweed radish toad, this bastard, put here with this big repair and pretend, five people and six people, when Uncle Ben is a rammer? If you want to talk about pretending to be forced, who has Uncle Ben been afraid of? Blame the dragon in the winter, Wang Ba on the chimney!

Huang Tiedan scolded: "Seaweed radish toad, as the saying goes, a good dog doesn't pick people, you two, could it be two earth dogs, specially come to chase your grandfather, grandpa threw a piece of for you to eat, see if you eat it?"

Duan Di listened to the words first, and was about to reply, but unexpectedly, You Yifan next to him launched a nameless fire against him. You Yifan saw that Duan Di first talked to Huang Tie Dan about some non-nutritious, and he and Duan Di chased for a long time, this "Wei Tiantian" was slippery and lost, but he didn't catch up, and he couldn't help but feel angry.

You Yifan scolded Duan Di in a shrill voice: "Straight lady thief, although he talks some nonsense to this surnamed Wei, he doesn't put his mind on chasing people, what a stupid person, stop talking, and when he catches up with this surnamed Wei, give him a sword, and see if he still has a hard mouth?"

Duan Di first began to pretend to be a humble gentleman, and was broken by Huang Tiedan's two sentences, and was about to get angry, but this time You Yifan scolded him, but he didn't reply to Huang Tiedan. Duan Di first probably listened to You Yifan's words and figured it out, chasing and killing Huang Tie Dan is the right way, it is useless to talk nonsense, and when Huang Tie Dan is caught, he will insult himself at that time, which is much better than saying some useless nonsense at this time. Duan Di first figured out the joints, stopped talking, and seriously pursued Huang Tiedan with You Yifan.

After Huang Tiedan scolded Duan Dixian, he found that Duan Dixian did not reply, but he heard You Yifan's words, and then, Duan Dixian and You Yifan seriously pursued and killed themselves. When Huang Tiedan saw it, he ran faster, if he didn't run faster, Duan Di would immediately catch up with him, and when the time came, his life would be difficult to protect. Huang Tiedan said secretly while running: Seaweed radish toad, the old leper stupid earth dog, the old leper and stupid dog, looks like a man is not a man, a woman is not a woman, is it not the legendary male lady, look at his disgusting appearance, it must be that the male lady did not run away, I bah, disgusting Uncle Ben.

Huang Tiedan secretly complained again: Seaweed radish toad, this damn ladyboy lady, has repeatedly broken Uncle Ben's good deeds, yes, let the ladyboy see Uncle Ben's methods, don't believe you are not angry? Uncle Ben is not powerful, when Uncle Ben is a leper dog? Uncle Ben doesn't make these two rammers and shemales upset, how can they escape? Look at how Uncle Ben causes them to get angry, blame the dragon and winter, Lao Wang Ba falls in love with the black chimney!

Huang Tiedan suddenly said to Duan Dixian in the back: "Hahaha, Wang Dixian, there is grass on your head Wang Dixian, do you know, why your surname is Wang and not Duan?"

Duan Dixian's IQ was not high, but Huang Tiedan changed his surname, and suddenly forgot You Yifan's advice, and couldn't help but scold Huang Tiedan: "Wei Tiantian, you son cub, grandpa, my surname is Duan and not Wang, you son cub, nonsense, be careful that grandpa will break your body into pieces." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "No, no, no, Wang Dixian, you are mistaken, you don't know, you are not the son of your current father Lao Duan, your real Lao Tzu is surnamed Wang." As the saying goes, Lao Duan's house lives next to Lao Wang, Lao Wang comes to climb over the wall at night, Lao Duan is sleeping and is sleeping, I don't know that his wife is really busy, Lao Wang and Lao Duan's wife, and then give birth to a son, called Duan Dixian. ”

Huang Tiedan talked nonsense, called Duan Di first Wang Di first, said that Duan Di was the son of the old king next door, and Huang Tiedan said: "So, you are called Wang Di Xian, not Duan Di Xian, hahaha, how about Uncle Ben's poem? ”

When Duan Di heard it first, his lungs were about to explode, and he scolded: "Wei Tiantian, you son of a, don't run away, Lao Tzu will crush your bones and scatter ashes." ”

Huang Tiedan heard the words and said: "Seaweed radish toad, Uncle Ben didn't finish speaking, hahaha, Wang Duanxian, do you understand now? Your father's surname is Wang, he lives next door to your house, and he is busy every night, so this is why he has you." So you are actually surnamed Wang, but you followed the thief's surname Duan, you bastard who has forgotten your ancestors, what face do you have to survive in the world, and you don't find a place to drown yourself in the pool, just the so-called shallow water floods the king, the flowers bloom and are rich!"

Huang Tiedan refers to the deer as a horse, reversing black and white, and calling Duan Di first alive and live as Wang Di Xian, and he is also very serious, and he is very serious. In this case, even if Duan Di first has a good temper, there is anger, not to mention that Duan Di is already short-tempered, this time, he was called alive as the son of the old king next door, can he still bear it? Duan Di first gritted his teeth and scolded: "Wei Tiantian, dog cub species, see that Lao Tzu does not peel your skin and dismantle your bones, and take the women of your Wei clan, and then sell them and sell them to the group of colored blanks of the Xuhe clan, so that they can be happy and happy." ”

Huang Tiedan smiled secretly when he heard this: Seaweed radish big toad, this overhaul is called Huang Tiedan, not Wei Tiantian, Lao Wang Ba wants to find trouble with the old Wei family, Guan Ben overhaul the shit, Uncle Ben will not tell the real name of this rammed goods, let him scold, hahaha!

Duan Dixian said viciously: "Also, Lao Tzu is called Duan Dixian, not Wang Dixian, and the dog cub will be called again, and you will look good later." ”