143. Clever and scheming
Huang Tiedan said: "Seaweed radish toad, I'm sorry, it turns out that Ben Xiu made a mistake, your father is indeed not surnamed Wang, that, what's the surname?"
Huang Tiedan decided to make up a surname for Duan Dixian, and he immediately said: "Oh, by the way, there is, your father is not surnamed Wang, you are not called Wang Dixian, then your father is Lao Yang, you are called Yang Dixian, how about it? ”
Huang Tiedan completely took Duan Dixian's surname as a child's play, and changed his surname several times for Duan Dixian in three times and two times, and Huang Tiedan said: "As the saying goes, Lao Duan guards against Lao Wang every day, but Lao Yang, ahhh, but Lao Zhao turned over the wall, hahaha! So, your name is Zhao Dixian." Zhao Dixian, shameless, your father's surname is Zhao Buduan, you are Zhao Dixian. ”
When Huang Tiedan said this, where could Duan Dixian endure it, the Pu knife in his hand came out of his hand and hit Huang Tiedan's back.
Huang Tie Dan scolded Duan Di first, in order to provoke Duan Di to get angry first, so he took the opportunity to escape, and saw Duan Di first throwing the Pu knife with hatred, and there happened to be a yellow hyena in front of him, so he hurriedly turned over on the back of the yellow mane, and then turned around, turned a corner, and ran in the other direction. Huang Tie Dan calls himself a ghost hunter, this ability to flicker and move is very good, as he spoke, he carefully observed the situation around him, and when he lost the knife first, he turned around and ran away in a certain corner of the house.
Duan Dixian's speed was not slow, he threw away the knife, did not hit the yellow iron egg, but killed a yellow mane, the yellow mane snorted, fell to the ground and died.
Duan Di stepped forward first, pulled out the Pu knife, and shouted: "Wei Tiantian, dog cub, don't run." ”
Duan Di said first, and also turned the corner and followed Huang Tiedan. You Yifan didn't speak, just seriously chased and killed Huang Tiedan, and when he saw Huang Tiedan running around the corner, he saw the opportunity quickly, and when Duan Di lost the knife first, he ran with Huang Tiedan, leaving Duan Di behind first.
Huang Tiedan thought that he had deceived the two, but unexpectedly, this You Yifan was a ruthless character, and he had been chasing after him, and he was about to get close to him.
Huang Tiedan was in a hurry, and shouted: "Look, there are monsters." ”
You Yifan was not fooled.
Huang Tiedan shouted again: "Seaweed radish toad, male not male, female not female wandering ladyboy, what are you chasing Uncle Ben doing? Even if Uncle Ben is handsome, it is not your dish, you disgusting male lady, you go to your brother-in-law's big grass in the southeast and northwest, and chase it?"
You Yifan still didn't answer, just chased.
Huang Tiedan couldn't make a plan, so he made another plan, and scolded: "Wang Dixian, ahh Look at your turtle grandson, what you do, you are a dignified man, you like men and women, shameless, the face of the old Zhao family has made you lose it. ”
This time, Duan Di didn't speak first, but You Yifan scolded in a shrill voice: "Little bastard, who do you say is the male lady, see that Ben Xiu doesn't want your dog's life." ”
When Huang Tiedan heard it, this You Yifan looked like a male monk when he spoke, he really looked like a female monk, his voice was so sharp that he had goosebumps when he heard it.
Huang Tiedan saw You Yifan's reaction, and immediately understood, and said secretly: The laver radish and the big toad, really have a cat greasy, Zhao Dixian is an ugly monster, and he is very weird with a man and lady like You Yifan all day long, the two of them have an adulterous relationship, strange Long Didong, Wang Ba loves the old chimney, I bah, it's really disgusting.
Huang Tiedan thought of this, and remembered the last time his soul and Chuan Wuji's mouth-to-mouth, and then compared the things in front of him, he was a little disgusted, and seemed to vomit out the overnight meal. Huang Tiedan thought of this, and didn't dare to think about it, this picture was too beautiful, it was really not good to think about it further.
Huang Tiedan thought of this, as if he had caught the key thing, and secretly screamed: Seaweed radish toad, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, really wonderful, great wonderful, look at how this overhaul can deal with these two old kings.
Huang Tiedan said: "Seaweed radish toad, Uncle Ben is talking about you, you are a male lady, a man is not a man, a woman is not a woman, who else is not you?" You Yifan, a male lady, fell in love with the ugly man Wang Di Xian, ah bah, slip of the tongue, sorry, Uncle Ben said it many times, but he still didn't say it well, he was a fool first, and he always changed his surname. ”
Duan Di heard it first, and a mouthful of old blood spurted straight out, your sister, is this surname willing to be changed by myself?
Huang Tiedan said again: "Seaweed radish toad, come again, You Yifan, male lady, fall in love with the ugly man Zhao Dixian, Zhao Dixian, really praise, love the male lady, the two of them meet to have sex, you and I love, no one compares, no one compares, envy the good sons and women in the world." Ahh ”
You Yifan was said by Huang Tiedan, and suddenly stopped in place, his face turned red, as if he was poked by Huang Tiedan. It turned out that Duan Di first and You Yifan did have the kind of reluctance between men and women.
You Yifan has looked like a female monk since she was a child, not to mention her fair skin, she was born with the face of a female monk, male and female. Later, You Yifan and Duan Dixian became the outer disciples of the Tianyin Sect together, and the two were divided together, one came and went, Duan Dixian found that he didn't like female monks, and he actually had a good impression of You Yifan, a good friend who got along day and night, and then came and went, and there was the current situation. Therefore, Duan Di was born with a big temperament, but he listened to You Yifan's words very much.
But the relationship between the two is probably incompatible with the world. Therefore, Huang Tiedan's words pierced You Yifan's thoughts, and You Yifan and Duan Dixian seemed to have an underground romance, and they couldn't help but be stunned for a long time.
Huang Tiedan looked at it, and said secretly in his heart: The seaweed radish toad, can't it be that Ben Daxiu told the truth?
Huang Tiedan thought about it, this was a good time, and when Duan Di was in a daze with You Yifan, he turned another corner, and turned to another place.
You Yifan and Duan Di stayed for a long time, only to find that Huang Tiedan had already run away without a trace, and shouted: "Straight lady thief, what are you doing standing there stupidly, don't chase after it." ”
Duan Di also reacted and said, "Go and kill this puppy breed." ”
After the two finished speaking, they immediately went to hunt down Huang Tiedan, and the underground relationship between the two was exposed, and it was impossible to let Huang Tiedan go.
At this moment, all the spirit beasts seemed to have suddenly gone crazy and ran up from the square, and for a while, ten thousand beasts were galloping. Duan Dixian and You Yifan were secretly surprised when they saw this, I don't know what happened?
It turned out that at this time, things were constantly happening in the square, first the rice bowl was attacked by Wei Sheng Paper, and then the rice bowl drove the ghost-faced mountain spider to kill Wei Sheng Paper, and then Wei Miraculously threw out the Golden Toad Liuli Soul Attracting Treasure, which caused the ten thousand beasts to lose control, which made the ten thousand beasts like headless flies, walking around and bumping around, and at the same time constantly roaring, so that there was a scene that You Yifan saw first.
Seeing this, Duan Di and You Yifan didn't have time to think about it, it was important to chase Huang Tie Dan first, just ignore these out-of-control spirit beasts, and kill the dog cub "Wei Tiantian" first, so the two of them didn't think about it, and ran in the direction of Huang Tie Dan.
Huang Tiedan was full of wit, and finally found the death hole of Duan Dixian and You Yifan, which was able to escape the catastrophe. Huang Tiedan said secretly: Seaweed radish and big toad, it is not a good way to escape like this after all, you have to think of a way.
At this time, ten thousand beasts were attracted by the golden toad flowing glass soul treasure and fled in all directions, I don't know if it was a coincidence or providence, the yellow iron egg just turned around in a certain corner, where it was under the eaves, not covered by snow, there was a yellow mane, passing by the yellow iron egg, stepping on a stone slab, making a slight sound of "dong". Huang Tie Dan himself did not step on that stone slab, if it wasn't for Huang Ying's step, he might have missed a good opportunity to escape.
Huang Tie Dan listened, this Huang Jian is really a "auspicious spirit beast", well done, Huang Tie Dan called himself a ghost hunter, and he was very experienced in grasping the environment. Huang Tiedan did not hesitate, and immediately used a small iron hoe he carried with him to pry open the slate, sure enough, the slate was dark and dark, it was indeed a hole in the ground, but he didn't know where it led, the situation was urgent at this time, and it was a good place to escape.
Huang Tiedan just wanted to go in, and then thought about it, no, it's not safe enough to do this. Huang Tie Dan called himself "Huang Tie Dan", and as soon as his eyes rolled, he immediately thought of a good plan.
Not far from here, there is an artificial pool, this pool is just connected with the artificial river that extends in all directions of the Wei Mansion, at this time it has long been frozen by ice and snow, the yellow iron egg to the edge of the pool, take down a big stone on the rockery by the pool, and then carefully cover it up, and then put the power robe, a pair of broken shoes, and other objects on the stone.
For long-term cultivators, even if it is a cold winter, you only need to wear a piece of clothing to keep out the cold, however, Huang Tiedan is only wearing a yellow underpants at this time, carrying a Wuji stick, this ice and snow, it is still a little trembling, what makes Huang Tiedan a little painful is his own power robe, Huang Tiedan's power robe, which he bought for one hundred and sixty iron coins, Huang Tie Dan has always been very precious, at this time, the situation is urgent, in order to escape, he had to endure the pain of cutting his love. Huang Tiedan took off his power robe and put it on the stone, secretly realizing that his heart was dripping blood.
Huang Tiedan gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and slammed the stones that tied his robes, shoes, and things into the pool, and at the same time screamed: "Ah!"
The stone was thrown into the pool, and there was living water flowing in the pool, and the ice was not thick, and when the stone was thrown, a big hole was broken, and the stone fell, and "goo-dong, goo-dong" was bubbling.
Huang Tiedan threw the stone, screamed, followed the footprints when he came, and went to the hole again, at this time, the beasts ran around, and the underground footprints were chaotic, Huang Tiedan was not worried about being seen through by Duan Di and You Yifan. The yellow iron egg went down to the hole in the ground and covered the stone slab underneath.