Chapter 16: The Drunken Thief [Asking for Collections and Recommendations]

Ma Mian said: "It's okay if there is only one white impermanence, but now there is another black impermanence." A positive and a negative just offsets this effect. ”

Yu Huifei suddenly looked disappointed.

Ma Mian comforted: "Although there is no additional acquisition, at least there will be no more disasters, which is also a good thing, right?"

Yu Huifei said: "Good thing, why don't you say that there is an extra mouth for eating?"

At this time, the bull head came over, mysteriously took out a large wine jar from under the table, and put it on the table with a clang.

Yu Huifei was stunned: "Where did you get the wine?"

The bull head laughed proudly: "I dug it out when I was plowing the land on the third floor, and I was thinking of drinking it after a while." Now that the brothers are here, let's have a drink together. ”

"It's public property. Yu Huifei corrected it immediately.

Then the four old ghosts looked at Yu Huifei at the same time, as if asking if they could drink?

Yu Huifei looked at these four people, with a bull's head, a horse face, a green face and fangs, and a pale bloodless long tongue, it can be said that all the horror elements in the ghost story are gathered here, does he dare to say no?

Moreover, when he took office as a new official, he didn't want to really oppress people with power. And Niu Tou has just helped him out of the siege, just this one, Yu Hui has to invite him and his buddies to have a drink, which is all deserved.

So Yu Huifei nodded, and the four guys immediately happily slapped open the mud seal and were ready to drink.

Yu Huifei could guess that this wine was definitely hidden by the old bastard of Lu Press, but the old guy ran too fast and forgot to take it.

As soon as the mud seal was opened, a strong aroma of wine came to the nose, and the point was that there was a fruity aroma in this wine!

Yu Huifei's eyes lit up: "What kind of wine is this?"

After the bull head, horse face, and black and white impermanence leaned over and sniffed it, Bai Wuchang was excited and hammered his tongue to his chest, and then his tongue danced, and he couldn't speak at all.

The bull head said heavily and powerfully: "Monkey wine!"

Ma Mian nodded desperately, his eyes were about to glow, obviously, this wine is too famous, and they all know about it.

Hei Wuchang said: "I didn't drink alcohol before, but the name of this monkey wine is still heard, the spirit monkey collects a hundred fruits to brew, the wine has a fruity aroma, contains the aura of heaven and earth, and is of great benefit to people." ”

Yu Huifei was a little distressed when he heard it, if he kept it and sold it, it would definitely solve the problem of eating in the future.

However, before Yu Huifei spoke, Niu Tou directly poured out five large bowls, laughed and said: "No matter, drink first as respect!"

And then a couple of guys just threw their heads up and did it!

Then they looked at Yu Huifei's bowl with bright eyes, and Yu Huifei picked it up and drank it directly without saying a word, for fear of being robbed.

The entrance of the monkey wine is very mild, the wine is mellow and sweet, and it directly exudes the fragrance of a hundred fruits after entering the throat, and the rich ones are fast and cannot be dissolved, and they will not disappear for a long time.

Then the liquor went deep in the throat and exploded into a spicy breath that burned all the way to the stomach like a fire. But this burning was not painful, but suddenly stimulated a hot sweat all over the body, and when the breeze blew, I only felt that the whole person was refreshed, and all the cells in my brain were excited by the impact.

"How can you just have wine and no food?" I'll get the food!" Yu Huifei got up and entered the back kitchen directly, and then like a mouse in an empty rice tank, he made a meal, and finally let him make a bowl of peanuts.

When he came out, Yu Huifei's jaw was about to fall to the ground......

I saw the big-eyed beads squatting on the table drinking, Bai Wuchang grabbed Hei Wuchang is old fist, and shouted while fighting: "Do you say it, do you say it?"

Black impermanence is also hard, he doesn't fight back, he just asks back there: "What are you talking about, what are you talking about?"

On the other side, the bull head rode his horse on the ground and ran in the wind, shouting while running the bull head: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, eight hundred miles to exped!"

Yu Huifei rubbed his eyebrows, looked at the peanuts in his hand, and hid them decisively.

You can't drink this wine anymore, and if you drink it again, something will happen.

Yu Huifei ran over and was about to take away the wine jar, but a gust of wind blew, and he only felt that the world was spinning!

The wine is up!

Then Yu Huifei didn't know anything.

More than an hour later, outside the gate, a figure sneakily came to the door of the ninth floor, looking at the door that was not closed tightly, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he muttered: "The snoring is so loud, and the door is not locked, what's the matter?"

What about insulting me?

Or do I think it's a place to guard the tomb, so I don't dare to patronize it?

Lao Tzu grew up in a mass grave!

You deserve to be unlucky when you meet me!"

This is a thief, originally just out to walk around and see if there is anyone who can do it. I never expected that it didn't go far to be able to open, and I was suddenly happy.

The thief looked around in a ghostly manner, and after making sure that no one saw or monitored it, he did not push open the door, but slipped sideways through the crack in the door.

As soon as he entered, he saw two people sleeping on a square table, snoring like thunder. Since he could only see the back, coupled with the dark clouds covering the moon, he couldn't see the appearance of those two people clearly.

There was a man lying on the ground, on all fours, and a ray of moonlight fell on his face, and he could see clearly that it was a fairly handsome young man! He slept soundly, and the thief was very relieved just by listening to the sound of snoring.

The sound of snoring means that the owner is sleeping very soundly.

Snoring means it's a person.

Therefore, he smiled: "It really takes no effort to break through the iron shoes and find nowhere to get it, it seems that I deserve to be rich today." ”

As he spoke, the thief was the first to touch the man on the ground.

took out Yu Huifei's pocket, which was cleaner than his face, and couldn't help but scold: ", poor ghost!"

Yu Huifei went to touch the pockets of black and white impermanence again, but unfortunately, these are two ancients, where did the ancients get their pockets?

The two of them had their backs to him, and he was wondering where to start.

Suddenly, I heard a screaming voice from the backyard: "Drive! Get out of the way, hurry up for 800 miles!"

Then the backyard gate opened, and he saw a bull head rushing out on a horse!

The horse ran fast with his hands and legs on the ground!

The bull's legs were wading on the ground, and the whole person looked extremely excited, his eyes were red, and he waved the big steel fork in his hand, just like the barbarian god descending the mountain!

The thief was startled, but his psychological quality was not bad, and he subconsciously muttered: "Cosplay?"

The answer to the thief is a fork sweep of the bull's head!

Boom!

The thief was swept away like a straw and hung on the wall for several seconds before falling to the ground.

"Ahem...... It hurts......" The thief clutched his chest, tears streaming down his face.

At this moment, he finally realized that he definitely didn't have so much strength to play cosplay!

"Hell!"

The thief screamed, turned around, got up with a roll, and ran out.