Chapter 17: It's hard to [ask for collections and recommend votes]
As a result, a gust of wind blew behind him, accompanied by a loud roar: "Eight hundred miles urgent, get out of the way!"
The thief turned around, only to see the steel fork sweeping in!
Boom!
The thief hung on the wall again......
"Poof!"
A mouthful of blood spurted out, and the thief tore open a pair, and there was a layer of iron sheet inside him!
This thief has always been bold and careful, and this tin underwear is his secret weapon for self-defense, in case someone is caught stealing, this thing can protect his body. But after so many years, he has not been caught, and this dress has never been used. Unexpectedly, today, he actually used it.
It's just that in front of him, he regrets very much that he didn't use the thickest kind of iron sheet to make the inner armor at the beginning!
At the moment, I'm afraid it's not enough......
The thief also saw that the bull head and horse face in front of him were even a little unconscious, so he tried to lean against the wall, motionless, and made room for them to toss in a large enough place.
Outcome......
The bull head turned abruptly, and the horse grinned at him......
The thief had a bad premonition.
The next moment, Ma Mian turned around and rushed over, and the bull head shouted: "Get out of the way!
"I'm Cao! I'm leaning against the wall, how can I let it!"
Boom!
There was another muffled thud, and the thief was swept out again, crashing headlong into the backyard.
Then the bull head roared: "Eight hundred miles urgent!"
Ma Mian followed and rushed into the backyard, and then heard a terrible scream......
Half an hour later, a figure climbed the wall with difficulty, and he breathed a sigh of relief when he looked at the scenery outside the courtyard.
But......
"Eight hundred miles expedited!"
"Nima is still here?—— ah!"
The little thief was like a polo, and was beaten from the backyard to the front yard, and then hit Bai Wuchang's body headbutt.
Bai Wuchang opened his eyes in a daze, and at a glance saw the half bowl of wine in front of him that he hadn't finished drinking, and he clicked his lips and said, "Thirsty ......"
Then as soon as I looked up, half a bowl of wine was gone!
Bai Wuchang's tongue curled in his mouth, his cheeks bulging, looked a little weird, but overall, he was still a person.
When the thief saw that Bai Wuchang had woken up, he spat out his words, and immediately shouted excitedly: "Big brother, help!
When Bai Wuchang heard this, he turned his head to look at him, his mouth opened, and his tongue rolled down......
looked at Bai Wuchang's white clothes, the white hat on his head, and the long tongue that was still wafting with the smell of wine and steaming.
The thief's tears flowed down instantly: "Brother Bai...... Why don't you sleep again?"
"Hell!" the thief screamed......
But the next moment it turned into a scream.
I saw Bai Wuchang trampling the thief on the ground, and raised his fist to his eye socket is a hammer: "Do you say it?
The thief lay on the ground and wailed, "Big brother, you should ask......! Tap ......
The thief tried hard to find someone to save his life, grabbed a foot, and pulled it hard......
"Who pulled my feet?" Black Impermanence looked up and looked to the side.
The thief saw that Hei Wuchang's blue-faced fanged face was flushed red after drinking, just like a red-faced fang, extremely hideous and terrifying, and his eyes were about to be scared out......
Seeing the thief like this, Hei Wuchang was also startled, and the two shouted in unison!
"Hell!"
It's just that the thief is afraid, the black impermanence is happy, I haven't been to work for a long time, and I see a ghost occupational disease!
And then!
Boom!
Black impermanence is a kick to raise his legs!
The thief flew straight out and slammed into the door, looking at the crack in the door, he felt like he had been reborn.
He didn't know where the strength came from, so he squeezed it out directly, and then ran away!
On the street, a figure screamed: "Black and white impermanence, bull head and horse face, don't look for me, I don't want to die...... I'm still young...... I'm definitely not going to be a thief in the future!"
This guy ran wildly all the way, scared so that snot and tears flowed down one by one, and he didn't see the situation in front of him clearly, so he plunged into a car.
When he raised his head, he found that there was an extra pair of handcuffs in front of him, and a kind smile: "What did you just say?"
Thief: "I...... Uncle policeman, I want to go home...... Woohoo......"
Police: "@#$@#......"
Yu Huifei didn't know what had just happened, he slept until dawn.
When he opened his eyes, Yu Huifei looked at the cold ground, and he had a feeling of sleepwalking.
Yu Huifei seriously doubted that everything he experienced yesterday was a dream.
"It must be a dream, where did the bull head and horse face come from, where did the black and white impermanence come from?"
Yu Huifei shook his head and muttered, and then he felt that his bladder was suffocating, and he was about to collapse for thousands of miles, so he couldn't help it anymore and ran to the toilet.
As a result, before the person got to the place, he heard a loud bang on the other side of the toilet.
Then I heard someone scolding: "What a!"
Yu Huifei's heart trembled, this voice is so familiar? Could it really be a bull's head?
Yu Huifei rushed over quickly, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw the bull head roaring angrily at the already tattered toilet.
Seeing Yu Huifei coming, the bull head pointed to the toilet and said, "Xiaoyu, you came just in time, what kind of thing is this? The edge is so narrow, just squat up and stomp your feet, and it will break if you step on it, what is this?"
When Yu Huifei heard it, his head was full of cold sweat, and he used the toilet as a squat.
Looking at the two-meter-tall and large body of Gada meat at the head of the cow, it is estimated that the goods cost 200 kilograms.
Such a big guy squatted on it......
Yu Huifei couldn't imagine what kind of ravages the toilet had just gone through, so he chose to commit suicide.
But looking at the bull head's stunned and straightforward bull's eyes, he also knew that he probably couldn't blame the bull head for this, and he might not really use human things.
Yu Huifei waved his hand and said, "Brother Niu...... Back...... Alas, forget it, you go out first. ”
The bull head said unwillingly: "I want to, how can I go to the toilet?"
Yu Huifei thought for a while, pointed to the gate and said, "You came out of here...... Forget it, don't go out. I'll figure it out for you later......"
Niu Tou hurriedly said: "Hurry up, I had a bad stomach last night." I suspect it's fake, I'm ...... The stomach is turning over and over, and it is about to come out. ”
"Shut up, do you think you're the only one who is about to jump out?" Yu Huifei was also uncomfortable, his legs were clamped subconsciously when he walked, and his buttocks contracted.
The bull head followed Yu Huifei, and he walked more uncomfortably than Yu Huifei. After all, just now he had already tied up his horse and was about to open the gate, but the toilet broke, and he was so frightened that he went back again. Now I just feel that all the armies are blocked at key points and are about to collapse at any time.
"Hurry, hurry!" the bull head couldn't help but howl.