The so-called people in the cave room are basically bull-headed and horse-faced, black and white impermanence, and Cui Jue, who was forcibly dragged over and wanted to pretend to be his duty.

In addition, the wheel king Yishui also seemed to be interested, and had already ridden the white rabbit over, his big eyes full of excitement.

As for the king of Yama, it is difficult for them to participate in such activities......

On the side of Olympus were Apollo, Artemis, Dionysus, and a fat man who wore gold and silver, had a mustache, and looked like the owner of a listed company.

Apollo said: "This is Hermes, the god of eloquence. ”

When the bull head heard this, his eyes widened and he said, "The bear has also become a sperm?

When Apollo heard this, he was immediately embarrassed.

Hermes shook his head and smiled nonchalantly: "A few people have misunderstood, it may be a problem with the translation, but it doesn't matter." You can call me another identity......

Introduce yourself to Hermes under the gods. ”

As soon as these words came out, the bull head and the horse looked at each other, and then the two grinned.

Hermes looked puzzled......

Hei Wuchang muttered: "Bear poop, god, bear, bear is equal to god, there's no difference, isn't it all?"

Hermes was stunned, then stood there stunned.

Apollo and the others on the side couldn't help it, and laughed on the spot.

Yu Huifei hurriedly kicked them and said, "Don't talk nonsense, people are not the bears you say!"

The bull head asked, "Which bear is that?"

"Fuck off, it's not a bear! he's a messenger ......"

Ma Mian said: "You confused me, is it a bear or a god?"

Yu Huifei rubbed his eyebrows and said: "Eloquence is the eloquence of justification and explanation. ”

Then Yu Huifei saw the bull head, horse face, and black and white impermanence glanced at each other, laughed, and nodded collectively: "Oh...... It's over there. ”

Yu Huifei kicked over directly: "What are you doing with so much drinking? ”

Then Yu Huifei said to Hermes: "Brother, don't get me wrong, they drank too much. ”

Hermes smiled bitterly, "It's okay...... Why don't you go to the cave house first? I also want to see how you Dongfang makes a hole house. ”

Yu Huifei waved his hand and said, "Brothers, let's go!"

Apollo led the way, and soon everyone arrived at the house of Herstos and Aphrodite, and at this moment, their house was hung everywhere with white silk floating around......

Several people stood at the door, and Hermes, Apollo and the others didn't feel anything.

But Yu Huifei always felt eerie......

I knew that this was a wedding room, but I didn't know that I thought this was a mourning hall.

At that moment, Artemis stepped forward, her slender legs raised, and she was about to kick towards the door!

Yu Huifei's reaction was also fast, and at that moment it was a tiger pounce, hugging the thigh, and shouting, "Sister, what are you doing?"

Artemis frowned and looked at Yu Huifei and said, "Didn't you say that the cave house just won't let them stop?" I kicked open this door and blew up their house, and they won't stop." ”

As he spoke, Artemis had already pulled out his bow and arrows, which was about to kill him.

Yu Huifei hurriedly shouted: "Don't don't...... Isn't it okay for you to be a demolition team?

Artemis frowned and looked at Yu Huifei and said, "You let go, it's ...... itch."

Yu Huifei realized that he was still holding other people's thighs!

Although Artemis wore a cloak, he had long said that although the Greek people ate and drank Lazar very luxuriously, they were either inlaid with gold and silver, or they ate delicious food. But it's still very economical in terms of wearing it......

Many gods just wear a strip of white cloth, or a strip of white cloth wrapped around it.

Yu Huifei even suspected that this was deliberately done by Zeus's old hooligans and single-handedly operated a culture of wearing fewer clothes.

Because Yu Huifei fantasized about it when he was a child, he had his own world, and then implemented the no-clothes policy, but unfortunately, he never had the opportunity to implement it.

Therefore, even Artemis, an alternative, habitually walks in the dark in a cloak, and she does not wear long pants on her lower body.

The long legs that Yu Huifei was holding in his arms were snow-white like mutton fat jade!

Cool, smooth and great in the hand!

Yu Huifei hurriedly let go, and coughed awkwardly: "Uh, these big white legs...... Ahem, thigh-white ...... Ahem, that, where did you buy this bow?"

When Niu Tou and the others heard this, they couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Ma Mian said: "If you can't bear it, don't let it go." ”

Bai Wuchang and Black Impermanence nodded at the same time: "That's it...... You're shameless anyway. ”

Yu Huifei glared at them fiercely, and then glanced at Apollo weakly, after all, if he was responsible for this hug, this was his eldest brother.

The point is that Artemis may not understand what this embrace represents...... But Apollo understood!

Sure enough, Apollo stepped forward and pulled Artemis away and said, "Stay away from this pervert......"

Then Apollo was like a doorpost, and began to guard against Yu Huifei.

Yu Hui didn't want to cry without tears, what did he do? He didn't mean to...... But then again, that leg is so comfortable to hold......

Yu Huifei cheekily diverted the topic and said, "Uncle...... Big pineapple, look at your sister. It's really blown up, Hurstos must be playing with you. ”

Apollo glared at Yu Huifei, lowered his voice and said, "Don't bully my sister for not having emotional intelligence, you should pay attention to her and stay away." I don't want my sister to marry a scumbag ......."

Yu Huifei glared back unconvinced: "Waste scum? Lao Tzu is also a person who has reformed the Jade Emperor through labor, and you tell me that I am a waste scum?"

Apollo snorted: "Your strength is a scumbag......

Yu Huifei said unconvinced: "Don't say that, if you say that again, I'm angry." ”

"What can you do when you're angry? You can't beat me. Apollo said.

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, he really couldn't do Apollo.

But who is this?

When have you ever suffered such a loss?

So Yu Huifei said in a low voice: "Don't force me, force me, I'll go soak your sister." ”

"You dare?" said Apollo's eyes.

Yu Huifei raised his eyebrows and said, "Hera, I dare to scold, what do you think?"

Apollo was speechless: "I won't give you a chance." ”

"Alright, uncle, it's useless for you to say anything. Anyway, I touched my legs...... I should be responsible for it to the end, or ......"

"Either your sister or not! Stop here, and talk nonsense, I'll throw you into the sun and feel what dry firewood is. "Apollo has already begun to threaten.

Yu Huifei was not afraid: "You dare to kidnap the righteous god of the heavenly court? Believe it or not, my brother poured urine on your sun star in seconds?"

Apollo was about to be angry, and Yu Huifei said, "Don't be angry...... I'm just telling you the truth, my brother is really not a scumbag. ”

Apollo snorted and didn't answer, he was really afraid that this stinky and shameless thing would soak her sister.

After all, her sister doesn't seem particularly disgusted with this guy......

That's what worries him the most.

You must know that in the whole of Olympus, there is no one that can make Artemis look at it a little.

Yu Huifei patted Apollo on the shoulder and said, "Okay, don't think about it so much, let's make a hole in the room." Otherwise, I'm afraid they'll all be finished......"

Apollo nodded.

Dionysus, the god of wine, burped and said, "What's the trouble?"

At this moment, Yu Huifei glanced at Yishui, and saw that the girl was pulling out a round, red thing from her arms.

Yu Huifei took a closer look and said in amazement: "Firecrackers?"

Yishui said with a smile: "Yes, I will go in later, you lift the quilt, and I will sift the firecrackers." Cover it, and you can fly him. ”

Yu Huifei thinks about that picture, there are black lines on the door of his head, this little girl is ruthless enough!

But...... He loves it!

The group laughed, then opened the door, and the bird crept in.

Listening to the room, Herstos said a little nervously: "Wife, haven't you washed it yet?"

"It's almost ...... Hold your horses. Aphrodite's voice was accompanied by the sound of a stream of water.

Everyone looked at each other and saw the meaning in each other's eyes.

Then he smiled......

The next moment, the door was pushed open, and a group of people rushed in with a hula and shouted, "Go on!"

Rumble!

There was a loud bang, the windows exploded, and a group of people behind them flew out like cannonballs and landed in the woods in the distance.

Aphrodite's exclamation came from inside the room, "What's wrong?"

Herstos said very seriously: "It seems that the remnants of Hera want to take revenge on us...... But don't worry, I'm sending them flying. Ay...... Why do these shoes look so much like Brother Yu's?"

At this time, a figure fell from the sky, it was Artemis, she said lightly: "That's theirs, they said that they came to make trouble in the cave room, and they can't use supernatural powers." But, you seem to be using ......"

Helstos was stunned: "What is the cave room?"

......

In the distance, in the woods, Dionysus hung upside down in a tree, and the whistling dog lay on the ground, black impermanence smashed into the pit......

A piece of water smashed into a pit, and just as she was about to get started, a big white rabbit fell down and smashed her deeper.

Apollo and Yu Huifei pouted and stuck their butts on the ground, and when Apollo pulled them out of the soil, they found that Yu Huifei had already hung up! The soul was squatting on the side and scolding his mother: "Damn, it's just a hole in the house, as for it?

Yu Huifei became more and more angry the more he thought about it......

Apollo on the side smiled: "Hey, are you pulling out this body?"

Yu Huifei said: "What are you asking me for? I can't pull out my soul." Do me a favor......"

Apollo casually pulled out Yu Huifei's body.

After Yu Huifei got in, he moved his body......

At this time, Ma Mian came over and asked, "Who brought the barbecue......?"

Yu Huifei heard this, and roared angrily: "Do you want to sprinkle some chili noodles and cumin on you again?"

Ma Mian looked at Yu Huifei's almost ripe body, and suddenly smiled: "No, just add some salt." ”

Yu Huifei: "@#¥......"

When the group came back, Herstos looked at the group of angry guys and coughed dryly: "Well, brothers, I didn't know that you were going to make a hole in the house, I thought the enemy was attacking...... Or don't you ...... it again"

"Heavy on your brother-in-law!" Yu Huifei was the first to yell.

A group of people rushed up with a whoop, knocked Hurstos to the ground, and hit and kicked......

The last one to go up saw the little girl standing under Helstos, stepping on Hellstos's feet with one foot, tearing open Hellstos's pants with one hand, and directly stuffing a firecracker into it.

The rabbit mount came over, spat out a match, lit the fire, and lit the firecracker as if he were lighting a cigarette for the uncle.

The next moment......

The crackling sound continued, and this little girl threw in a bundle of two kicks in the wild laughter!

Just listen to the whoosh - pop~!

Whoosh - smack!

The loud sound of the second kick is endless.

Herstos, who was on the ground, clutched his crotch and screamed and climbed up, and a group of guys held him down and roared: "Damn, we're just here to make a hole in the house, you barbecue us?"

Dionysus, the god of wine, said, "Get out of the way, give him a drink!"

And then a bunch of guys really started pouring Helstos......

It was not quiet on Mount Olympus that night.

The entire mountain echoed with Aphrodite's angry roar: "Yu Huifei, you...... You're still a human being! On the bride's wedding night, you ...... Are you going to let me sit on it?"

At this moment, Yu Huifei and the others had already disappeared.

Listening to the sound echoing in the mountains, a group of guys hid behind a temple in the back mountain, and laughed.

This night, a few bastards lay on the top of the mountain, watching the starry sky drinking wine and chatting, but it was not lonely.

Artemis also attended a gathering of so many people for the first time ever, and although he didn't say much, he was already very satisfied with Apollo. He muttered: "At this progress, at most five million years, my sister will definitely be able to get married." ”

Yu Huifei said in a low voice: "Brother-in-law, if you lower your standards, I promise, in five hundred years, I will bring her home tomorrow." You'll be an uncle next year!"

"Get out!" Apollo scolded directly.

Yu Huifei didn't get angry when he smiled, he liked to see Apollo angry, because this guy was angry, his hair was on fire, and he felt a special sense of accomplishment when he looked at it......

In addition to teasing Apollo, Yu Huifei likes to get together with Hermes the most.

After Hermes drank dizzy, Yu Huifei whispered something.

Hermes said helplessly: "Big brother, first of all, I am just the god of this world, the god of eloquence, and the god of business travel, and in fact, I am not a pure god of wealth.

Secondly, you are the righteous god of the heavenly court. If you want to get rich, I can't control you......

You have the God of Wealth over there, go to him.

Besides, you...... You're in that big world of red dust.

I'm afraid that even the God of Wealth can't control you. ”