Chapter 131: Drinking and Mistaking Things [Wan More Ask for Subscription] The First Update
Yu Huifei said: "Don't say it's useless, you don't have to make me rich, you can give me some gold or something." ”
After Hermes thought about it, he really took out a fist-sized piece of gold from his arms and handed it to Yu Huifei: "This is okay, but it's not worth a few dollars." ”
Yu Huifei looked at such a big piece of gold, his saliva was about to flow out, and after weighing it in his hand, this thing had to weigh three or four pounds!
Yu Huifei hurriedly put it away: "Thank you, brother!"
Hermes was a little embarrassed and said, "I'm embarrassed about such a thing." ”
After speaking, he took out a bead from his arms and stuffed it to Yu Huifei: "This is the pearl of the night." ”
Yu Huifei looked at this night pearl the size of an egg, and his eyes were about to pop out.
He knew that he was really going to get rich this time!
Yu Huifei hugged Hermes and kissed him fiercely: "Brother, don't say anything, if you think it's not fun here in the future." Go to me, make sure you feel at home, what an emperor, a little swan or something, to ensure that washing hair, washing feet, sauna, and massage are arranged for you clearly. ”
After thinking about it, Hermes shook his head and said, "Forget it, I don't want to go to prison." ”
Yu Huifei is a golden pearl in his left hand and a pearl in his right hand, and he is happy in his heart, he has been drinking with Hermes all night.
The next day, at dawn, Yu Huifei found that he was lying on the bed at home.
Head, it hurts a little.
Yu Huifei rubbed his eyebrows, pushed open the window, the sparrows chirped outside, and the sky was blue and white, which was very quiet and peaceful.
Yu Huifei muttered, "It can't be a dream, right?"
At this moment, the bull head downstairs said, "Xiaoyu, are you awake?"
Yu Huifei nodded: "Brother Niu, last night?"
The bull head said: "You drank too much with Hermes yesterday, and that drunk ...... Hey. ”
The bull head laughed evilly.
Yu Huifei said: "What are you laughing at?"
The bull head said: "I'll tell you when you come down in a while." ”
Yu Huifei nodded, but he didn't rush downstairs, but turned around and turned around on the bed. I searched every corner, and muttered, "Cao ...... What about my gold, and what about my pearl of the night?"
If he couldn't find it, Yu Huifei was even more anxious.
After going downstairs, Yu Huifei found the bull head.
Niu Tou took Yu Huifei's mobile phone and opened a video.
I saw that in the video, Yu Huifei was drunk and staggered and jumped with Hermes, both of them were possessed by evil spirits, and they didn't know what song they were singing, anyway, it was a mess.
The picture turned, and Yu Huifei pulled Apollo and said: "Uncle, uncle, uncle, don't say anything, if you really find it difficult to get rid of it, do you remember to look for me at any time?"
Apollo rolled his eyes and said, "Fuck off!"
Yu Huifei's old face was flushed, I thought that I drank too much wine and it was not bad, but I didn't expect it to be so virtuous.
I watched a few videos in a row, but it was nothing.
But when he saw him hooking up with Artemis' shoulder, pointing to the stars in the sky and shouting, "Sister, let me tell you, what is love?"
Love is TM, no matter what kind of urine you are, Lao Tzu likes you!
Willing to pay for you together,
One-to-one, for a lifetime, with the hand of the son and the son to grow old together.
This...... It's his meow's love!"
Yishui on the side also shouted with this: "Yes! Yes, this is T Meow's love!
Then a water poured a jar of wine on the big white rabbit, only to see the big white rabbit lying on its stomach after three turns in place......
Yu Huifei only felt amused.
But the next moment, he couldn't laugh anymore.
Because he saw it, he took out a piece of gold and a night pearl and handed it to Artemis and said, "Sister smash, you have to have capital to fall in love." Brother, I don't have any money, these are to fund you to fall in love, who do you like, soak him! Don't be cowardly......
It's a big deal, it's not appropriate, it's scattered.
There are thousands of men in the world, and there is always the one that belongs to you. ”
Then Yu Huifei turned around and walked away in a chic manner......
Artemis stood behind her, her eyes straight......
Judging from the phone, Yu Huifei had a smug look, as if he thought that Artemis was shocked by his huge sum.
But Yu Huifei saw that Hermes on the side had already begun to hit his head against the wall, and muttered: "Shame...... How can you get that little money......"
Yu Huifei no longer thinks about the question of whether to be ashamed or not, and a thousand words in his mind turned into one sentence: "Lao Tzu's money, it's gone?"
The bull head nodded and said, "Yes, that's it." At that time, we couldn't stop it, so we asked you to go back and ask for it, but you slept like a dead dog. ”
Yu Huifei looked up at the sky and wailed: "My money!"
At this time, Cui Jue came down from upstairs and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu, don't howl." I'll tell you a trick to get rich......"
When Yu Huifei heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.
Cui Jue said in a low voice: "I look at the dead dog, he took off the collar around the neck of Cupid, the god of love." The gems on it are nice and the price is certainly not low...... The kid is probably still crying. ”
Yu Huifei was stunned, and his mind flashed to the howling dog snatching Cupid's chicken legs, and the little thing was so angry that he bent his bow and shot the dog all night.
It's just that I didn't expect that in the end, Cupid not only failed to succeed in retaliation, but also put a collar in it.
This dead dog, it's really out of taste!
Yu Huifei turned around and ran out, and then listened to him flatteringly: "Brother dog, rest? The circle on your legs is so beautiful, show me?"
Then I listened to the roaring dog and said, "Get out of ......."
Yu Huifei: "#¥......&"
At the same time, the Heavenly Court, the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Zeus sat at the top of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, looked up at the Jade Emperor, and complained about the behavior of the scoundrels in the underworld.
Listening to Zeus's complaints, the golden light on the Jade Emperor's face trembled, and he didn't know whether he was crying or laughing because he sympathized with the gods of Mount Olympus.
After Zeus finished speaking, the Jade Emperor coughed dryly and said, "This ...... This...... Ha ha...... Ahem, sorry, I didn't have a good rest yesterday and was always yawning. ”
As soon as these words came out, many immortals were on the spot, especially Nezha, who had a big mouth, and he didn't have to cover it with his hands, so he laughed on the spot.
Zeus was not angry, hugged his arms and said: "Jade Emperor, you have to give an explanation, right? Hanging white silk on Mount Olympus, this is too much......"
Poof......
Someone laughed again.
Zeus glanced at the other party and recognized that it was Nezha, the great god of the Three Altars Sea Society.
Nezha was embarrassed to be seen, so he yawned and said, "Last night, I took a bath on the moon and played mahjong with the rabbit all night, sleepy...... Zeus is a god. ”
Zeus looked up at the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, you are talking." ”
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he really smiled this time: "What are you talking about?"
The Jade Emperor gently knocked on the table in front of him and said, "Zeus, you have a bad day, you want to kill my Heavenly Court God, and you still want to kill me when you show your identity...... It's ......"
Zeus thanked you for being a scoundrel and said, "This ...... Go without saying. ”
The Jade Emperor shook his head, and his voice gradually became majestic: "Since you are here, you can't help but talk about this matter."
In fact, Daoist friends should be glad that the people from the underworld went in time to stop Hera's arrogant behavior.
Otherwise, you and I would not be chatting casually in this Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but watching Mount Olympus turn into powder, and we would be heartbroken. ”
Zeus's head was covered in cold sweat......
The Jade Emperor continued, "Heavenly Court is the head of all worlds.
This is the result of the consultation of all the saints between heaven and earth, and it is also the meaning of Hongjun Ancestor.
Heavenly Court, since it is the head of all worlds, naturally has the dignity of the head of all worlds.
Even if you are a saint, you must respect this dignity and cannot exceed it.
Hera's arrogance was a big mistake.
However, the head of all worlds should also have the tolerance and generosity of the head of all worlds, otherwise how different is it from Hera?"
Zeus was a little worried when he heard the words in front, and he was a little ashamed when he heard the words in the back.
He knew very well that the Jade Emperor was not pretending to be in front of him.
The Jade Emperor was reminding him that Heavenly Court was the head of all worlds, but wasn't Mount Olympus the head of the gods?
If you are as strong as the heavenly court, you must maintain your dignity and learn to be tolerant and generous.
And what about Olympus?
The Jade Emperor continued: "The underworld led troops across the border without authorization, and it is indeed over;
In this way, each person will be fined three catties of wine!
All those who go out will be punished, the big ghosts and small ghosts are counted, and those who don't have enough wine can ask Du Kang for them.
I know he's got some good wine...... Ahem, it's bad wine, just to clean up his inventory. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, and then laughed.
Zeus rolled his eyes and said, "This is a bit of a bully, isn't it...... You're clearly a reward. This matter, no matter what, your people are at fault in the first place, and you can't fool me like that. ”
The Jade Emperor smiled: "Then what do you think, how to compensate you?"
Zeus said: "Forget about compensation, I came this time, mainly because I want a permission." ”
"Oh?" this time it was the Jade Emperor's turn to be surprised.
Zeus said: "I want some places in the Three Realms Labor Reform Bureau in the red dust." ”
The Jade Emperor frowned: "You want this?"
Zeus nodded: "yes, what's the matter, there's a problem?"
The Jade Emperor then smiled: "Of course there is no problem. ”
Zeus was relieved: "That's fine, I'll arrange people when I go back." ”
After speaking, Zeus muttered: "The little rabbit cub likes to preach so much, I will arrange some people for you to make you feel refreshed......"
Then he walked away with a wicked grin.
When he went out, Zeus saw a man squatting on the jade railing and snorting melon seeds, and when he saw him coming, he threw a melon seed skin in front of him.
Zeus said angrily, "Who are you?!! How dare you humiliate me like this?"
The other party smiled: "Humiliating you, you should be glad that this heavenly court has changed the dynasty." If I were still sitting there, the heavens and the worlds? ”
"You...... Who the hell are you?" Zeus's face changed suddenly.
The man stretched his waist, lifted his pants, took out a handful of melon seeds, jumped off the railing, and said lazily as he walked: "Okay, down, Donghuang Taiyi." ”
When Zeus heard this, he suddenly lost his temper, turned around and left, not wanting to stop for a single step.
He knew too well that when the rabbits were making trouble in the Heavenly Court before, this Eastern Emperor Taiyi was resurrected by the remnants of the Ancient Heavenly Court with various heavenly treasures and killed him from the world that should have been extinguished.
If it weren't for the rabbit stuck in the middle at that time, this Eastern Emperor Taiyi led the old department, and might have been able to push the current heavenly court.
This is a master who dares to argue with the saint and can continue to jump.
Who dares to provoke?
But this guy obviously misunderstood what he meant, his purpose was not to settle accounts with Heavenly Court, he was here to ask for a quota, okay?
......
Yu Huifei naturally didn't know what was going on in Heavenly Court, he grinded his mouth from morning to night, and he didn't even touch the collar!
In this regard, Yu Huifei is also helpless, the dead dog is too vigilant, and there is no chance to start at all.
In the evening, Yu Huifei took out his mobile phone and called Shen Gongbao.
"Hey, big cat, this time, you seem to have lost again. Two wins in three games, I should have won now, right?When are you going to report for duty?" Yu Huifei said lazily, a little bit of a villain.
Shen Gongbao smiled and said: "Although it is two wins in three games, isn't there one more game?"
I don't like to give up halfway.
So, you wait......
I'm going to have to win at least one round.
There's still a lot of time in a year. ”
Yu Huifei listened to the other party's voice and asked curiously: "You are about to lose, why don't you mean to be in a hurry?"
Shen Gongbao smiled: "Hehe...... What do I have to worry about? I toss you, not you toss me.
I just watch a play, whether it's a tragedy or a comedy, just look good......"
Yu Huifei was dumbfounded, he found that this Shen Gongbao was completely different from what he saw in the Romance of the Gods, the feeling this guy gave him......
Very...... Particularly.
I can't say whether this guy is good or bad, but in general, it shouldn't be too much to lock up and beat him.
hung up the phone, Yu Huifei was a little bored.
I thought I had won another game, two wins in three games, and the gamble between the two was over, but the grandson didn't care about winning or losing at all, and even applauded there and said, "The play is good, come on!"
It felt like I had saved up enough strength to punch the other party, and as a result, I hit the air, which was really uncomfortable.
Just then, the phone rang and someone placed an order.
Yu Huifei picked up his phone and looked at the order on it.
Although there was a day in heaven and a year on earth, they crossed the border and stayed on Mount Olympus for a day and a night.
It stands to reason that this is already a year later......
However, as I said before, the gods can swim in the ocean of time.
So, when they returned, they were sent back to the day after they left the ninth floor, and the time on both sides was actually equal.
It's only one day, but it's not a lot at all!
These orders were placed by Aphrodite when she was here, and the group of perverts came to smell the fishy smell.
Although Yu Huifei is short of money, to be honest, he can't use his friend's beauty to seduce people to move in and make money.
No one is here, and he can't do anything about collecting money.