Chapter 18: The Rhythm of Squatting to Death!【Ask for Collections, Ask for Recommendation Votes】

Yu Huifei didn't walk slowly, went downstairs, went to the kitchen and found a big plastic bag and threw it to Niu Tou and said, "Find a place where no one is around, and solve it inside!"

Niu Tou looked at the red plastic bag, looked at Yu Huifei with a confused expression, and said, "This ...... Can it be done? Put it on the ground, and the wind will blow and run away!"

"No, you pull your pants in. Yu Huifei said unceremoniously.

The bull head grinned, turned around and dug up a handful of soil and threw it into the bag, and after weighing it: "This should work, at least it won't be blown away." ”

Then the bull head walked to the back of the house in the backyard, behind which was a small open space, which seemed to be a small garden, but now only a patch of weeds remained. The grass is as tall as a man, which is very suitable for grass passion, knocking on stuffy sticks or something, and of course, it is also suitable for solving physiological problems.

After Niu Tou went, Yu Huifei couldn't hold it back, and wanted to go one by one, so as not to be embarrassed.

However, I really can't hold it back.

In the end, Yu Huifei also followed with a plastic bag.

Seeing Yu Huifei coming over with a bag, the bull head grinned, pointed to the side and smiled: "Come, side by side." ”

Yu Huifei was not polite, and was about to squat down directly.

As a result, I heard someone in front of me shouting: "Little fish, little fish?!, Little fish, where are you? Why is the toilet broken? I'm going to!"

The horse shouted in a loud voice.

When Yu Huifei heard this, there were black lines on his head, and he scolded: "Aren't they all immortals? ”

In fact, the big-eyed man told him about this question, no matter what kind of god he is, when he comes down, he must abide by the rules of the mortal world, and the disappearance of supernatural powers is only one of them. Whether it is a god body or a ghost body, they will all turn into mortal bodies, but the intensity is different.

Helpless, Yu Huifei put on his pants and hurriedly went out, clamping his hips as he ran, shouting: "You come out of the toilet! The toilet is broken, I'll find you a place to solve it." ”

Ma Mian really poked out a big long face from the toilet, his face was a little ugly, obviously this goods were about to open the gates.

Yu Huifei hurriedly threw his pocket to him, pointed to the back of the room and said, "Go, solve it after the room." Specifically, you ask Brother Niu!"

The horse's face was suffocated, nodded his head, and ran away with the bag.

Yu Huifei hurried to the back kitchen and looked for the bag again, he really couldn't bear it.

This time, Yu Huifei kept an eye on it and took two at a time. These are all the bags left over from the previous Lu Press's grocery shopping, although they are a little dirty, but they are still intact.

As soon as the results came out, I saw black and white impermanence standing at the door of the toilet, shouting in unison: "Xiaoyu, why is this toilet broken?"

Yu Huifei was helpless for a while, and grinned: "You guys...... Come on your side. ”

Black and white impermanence hurriedly ran over, and black impermanence said: "My stomach hurts, how can it be convenient?"

Bai Wuchang said: "Me too." ”

Yu Huifei was helpless, and handed over the two plastic bags: "Backyard, find bull heads and horses in the backyard." They'll tell you how to fix it!"

Black and white impermanence looked at the bag in Yu Huifei's hand, a little disgusted, but the toilet was broken, and they knew that it was not easy to deal with. So he took the bag and left......

Yu Huifei returned to the kitchen again, but he was devastated to find that there were no bags in the toilet!

Yu Huifei scratched his head frantically and shouted heartbreakingly: "I'm Cao!"

The next moment, the door on the ninth floor opened, and a figure rushed out, holding a tissue in one hand, and rushed to the public toilet in Xiulin Street.

After all, this is a tourist attraction, and public toilets are still available.

It's just a bit far away......

The reason why they didn't let Niu Tou go was not because they were afraid that these guys wouldn't be able to find the toilet, after all, such a big person also knew how to read, so there was no reason why they couldn't find it. The main reason is that they are afraid that their appearance will scare others, and it will be difficult to explain when the police are attracted at that time.

Yu Huifei rushed into the toilet, and the moment he squatted down, there was a lot of artillery fire, and his face suddenly felt relaxed and comfortable......

Comfortable, Yu Huifei finally had the experience to observe the situation around him, and what surprised him was that there was a brand new trash can in this toilet. However, it doesn't look like it's a garbage bucket, but a new green bucket for cleaning.

I don't know which cleaning aunt fell......

Yu Huifei was thinking about it, and a female voice came from outside: "Okay, Xiaoli, I know."

Don't persuade me, I'm not going to get back together with him......

That's it, don't talk about it, I'll go to the bathroom. ”

When Yu Huifei heard this, his head was suddenly full of black lines, and he just wanted to scold: "This is the men's toilet!"

But the next moment, his whole person began to collapse, because a vague vision flashed through his mind, and he seemed to ......

He seems to ......

It's in the women's restroom!

"Grandma's legs, you really can't be in a hurry, you will make a mistake if you are in a hurry. Yu Huifei wailed in his heart, but if he went to the wrong door, he went to the wrong door. If this is discovered, he really jumps into the Yellow River and can't wash it.

Yu Huifei can only squat here honestly, wait for no one, and then go out.

However, he obviously underestimated the combat power next door a little!

The girl hung up the phone, and another phone rang.

"We've all broken up, why are you always harassing me?

As I said, I'm not going back!

Okay, okay, you say, I'll listen......"

This girl talked on the phone for twenty minutes!

In the end, it was estimated that she couldn't squat anymore, so she said: "Okay, I still have something, don't talk about it." Hung up!"

Hearing these two words, Yu Huifei was moved and almost cried!

He swore that although he had been in the toilet for half an hour, it was the result of the toilet and wifi. Squatting like this, he has never squatted for so long in his life.

Now Yu Huifei not only felt that his legs were numb, but he didn't dare to make a movement, let alone lift his pants and stand up.

Because the door here is specially designed, when a person stands up, the door cannot block the face.

So Yu Huifei could only squat there......

It is estimated that the girl is also tired, and while lifting her pants staggeringly, she scolded with a painful tooth: "Oh, let you hang up earlier, you don't hang, your legs are numb, and your heels hurt too......"

Yu Huifei scolded in his heart: "You hurt you, didn't you hang up the phone earlier? What is a national event? Do you have to squat and fight?"

Listening to the woman's footsteps gradually disappearing, Yu Huifei let out a long breath, just as he was about to get up.

I heard that someone came in outside, and at that moment, Yu Huifei's tears fell......

He swore that he would never want to go to the women's bathroom again in his life!

"Oh, what are you eating? I can't live this day!"

Listening to the voice, it seemed that the woman had returned.