Huang Tie Dan sneered and said: "Seaweed radish toad, you have eaten poison, I just discussed it with you, forget it, if you don't like to listen to it, forget it, but unfortunately my clever plan is useless." ”

Kong Ermao said: "Don't talk nonsense, see if this pharmacist doesn't clean you up." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Okay, I remember this, when I go to Qingcheng, I'll go find your old friend and see if she still has old feelings for you?"

Kong Ermao said: "Little bastard, you don't need to worry about the affairs of this pharmacist, you just need to take care of yourself." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Okay, listen to you, oh, after talking so much nonsense, I forgot to ask you about an important matter, where did you hide just now? ”

Kong Ermao said: "This pharmacist has his own clever plan, oh, what kind of baby does the little bastard say?"

Huang Tiedan said: "You don't know, during the time you were hiding, the Wei family was miserable, the head of the family, Wei Miao, as well as Wei Shenji, Wei Shengji, Wei Shengqiu, and many inner disciples, all of them were killed by the toad. I am known as the bluestone layman, of course, I am witty, this group of toads did not even touch a single hair of mine, hahaha, and then the toad was beaten away, I saw the baby on the ground, so I went to pick it up, but unfortunately, it was snatched away by the old lady surnamed Wei. ”

Kong Ermao said: "Little bastard, what you said is what you say, can you explain it clearly." ”

Huang Tiedan had no choice but to tell the previous story, starting from his own worries about Kong Ermao's safety, he told Kong Ermao about it in 1510, until he found Kong Ermao at this time, and he almost hung up in the middle of the danger, but fortunately, he was full of wisdom and escaped. Huang Tiedan's mouth spit out lotus, and the already thrilling things were even more twists and turns, and Kong Ermao knew that when he was hiding, so many big things happened to the Wei family.

Kong Ermao said after listening: "The little bastard is not bad, he has a little conscience, he knows that he is worried about the safety of this pharmacist, yes, he finally didn't hurt you in vain." ”

Huang Tiedan pretended to be tall, nostrils to the sky, and said: "That's, I said it a long time ago, I am a man who wants to become a great monk, you have a small favor, I will definitely repay it, it is a small matter, not enough to worry about." ”

Kong Ermao said: "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, say that you are fat, you really dare to gasp, see if this pharmacist doesn't blow your head." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Hehehe, disguise, this is disguise, don't care, by the way, I want to know, what is your clever plan, you haven't been caught by the toad?"

As long as Kong Ermao didn't talk about "Zhen Meimei"-related things, he immediately resumed his usual very wise performance, and he replied: "This kind of thing, it's a piece of cake, this pharmacist is in the house, and he has a hole in the ground early, and when he sees something abnormal, he secretly hides, and he doesn't know it, ho." ”

Huang Tie Dan asked suspiciously: "No, this toad man has a spirit worm called the Golden Pig Mole, which is good at finding underground targets, how can you evade its search?"

Kong Ermao said: "The enemy has a good plan, I have a wall ladder, this pharmacist has a treasured talisman, called the stealth talisman, it is a second-level talisman, as long as you wear it, no matter how powerful the spirit beast and spirit worm, you can't find the trace of this pharmacist, hahaha, is it amazing?"

The invisibility talisman is a second-level talisman made by a talisman and resembles a magic robe, which the monk wears to isolate his own aura and make it impossible for the enemy to find him.

Huang Tiedan gave a thumbs up and praised: "You are really a green cow to the sky, the bull is blown bad, the little admires, the little admires you, like this quicksand river, surging endlessly, and like this quicksand river flooding, out of control." Where's your invisibility talisman, can it open my eyes?"

Kong Ermao was very interested in Huang Tiedan's sycophant, and said after listening: "Well, it's gone, it's just used up, otherwise you think that why this pharmacist suddenly appeared, it's because the talisman is exhausted and can no longer be used." Although the invisibility charm is powerful, there are also many disadvantages, one is that it is too expensive, and this pharmacist spent a lot of money to buy one. ”

Kong Ermao said again: "The second is that after wearing it, you can isolate the breath from the outside world, although people from the outside world can't find this pharmacist, but this pharmacist can't know the situation of the outside world, little bastard, haven't you been looking for this pharmacist for most of the day? That is the pharmacist didn't hear it at all, otherwise he would have appeared a long time ago." ”

Huang Tiedan heard this and said, "Oh, I see. ”

Kong Ermao said again: "The third is that the invisibility charm cannot be used for a long time, in order to avoid this disaster, this pharmacist has been wearing an invisibility talisman until it automatically dissipates, and then he dares to come out, and now this precious invisibility talisman is gone, alas, it is estimated that this pharmacist will not be able to buy a second one in his life." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Don't worry, when I become a great monk, I will make ten pieces for you, no, how about making a hundred invisibility talismans?"

Kong Ermao said: "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, you should be an invisibility talisman is broken copper and iron, and there are a hundred pieces, you can afford to buy one, then it is very powerful." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Don't talk about it, but your expression this time is really amazing, it's really wonderful, it's really croaking!"

Kong Ermao said: "General, Qingcheng is third, hahaha." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Okay, after all this nonsense, I want to tell you something serious." ”

Kong Ermao said, "Oh?"

Huang Tiedan said: "It's a big deal, isn't it about to go to the Spirit Summoning Conference? I'm going to Qingcheng, I'm going to become an inner disciple, I'm going to become a great monk, hahaha!"

Kong Ermao said: "Ambition. ”

Huang Tiedan teased: "Kong Yaoshi, do you want to go together, by the way, go to find a beautiful grandmother or something." ”

Kong Ermao took a sip and said, "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, dare to take this pharmacist." ”

Huang Tiedan laughed and said: "Hahaha, just kidding, just kidding, in fact, because it hasn't been peaceful recently, let's go to Qingcheng together to take refuge." ”

Kong Ermao frowned and said, "Oh?"

Huang Tiedan said: "Didn't you notice? At present, there is an undercurrent surging here, just now the toad people came to fight the Wei family, I figured it out, what they are trying to do is not small, it is estimated that it is the entire Qingcheng Prefecture." Therefore, this Qingshi Town is very unsafe, we are all villagers, when the toad people come again, where will there be the power to resist? Only obediently slaughtered, so for the sake of a small life, or go to Qingcheng to hide, what?"

Kong Ermao said: "It's not good. ”

Huang Tiedan said, "Oh?"

Kong Ermao said: "This pharmacist listened to what you just said, and summed it up, if you don't say anything about the origin of this Xuhe Clan, it must be very big, you can't say it, the entire Tianyin Prefecture has long been occupied by them, and the next step is the entire Qingcheng Prefecture, and what is our small Qingshi Town, it is estimated that the Xuhe Clan will not take it into account at all." ”

Kong Ermao said again: "Little bastard, think about it, the center of Qingcheng Prefecture is Qingcheng, when the time comes, all the great monks of Qingcheng, as well as the masters of Xuhe, will gather in Qingcheng, as soon as the war starts, villagers like you and me, who cares, it is estimated that the Xuhe clan will pinch it casually, just like pinching a small spirit worm, and it will be pinched to death directly." Little bastard, do you understand? Qingcheng may not be safe. ”

Huang Tiedan originally made up his mind to go to Qingcheng, firstly to avoid the Xuhe Clan, and secondly, to summon spirits, and in more than a year, it will be a once-in-a-century summoning conference, so he has to familiarize himself with it in advance. Huang Tiedan listened to the words and said at this time: "Oh, what you said is so reasonable, according to your meaning, Qingcheng is not safe, where is it safe?"

Kong Ermao said: "Well, you are a small peasant, it's not safe anywhere, as soon as the demon clan comes, as long as you are caught, you will only be killed, but, on the whole, it is better to be in Qingcheng, after all, there are more people there, and when the sky falls, they will also be on top." ”

Huang Tiedan was speechless, and said for a while: "Seaweed radish big toad, it turns out that you are talking nonsense, and if you say it, you don't say it." ”

Kong Ermao said: "This pharmacist is just telling you that it is the same everywhere, just one point, you must know how to protect yourself, but don't be stupid and strong, it is easy to hang up." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Don't worry, I am known as a bluestone layman, I have never seen any scenes, life-saving things, that is the best, you also go to Qingcheng with me, get it." ”

Kong Ermao said: "This pharmacist will not go, with the ability of this pharmacist, it is not a hundred times stronger than the little bastard, you don't have to worry about this pharmacist, this pharmacist told you a few words, you go to Qingcheng, one is to know how to save your life, and the other is to go to the lover valley to find the old man of this pharmacist, and say hello to them on behalf of this pharmacist, and it can be regarded as finding a place for you to live." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Then you can rest assured, these little things, I promise to do it properly, didn't I tell you? There is an old man named Yan Daming, and there is a guard chief named Liu Zimo, who said that he would protect the Wei family and go to Qingcheng, and I will follow behind, eat them, drink them, ho, let this Wei Xiaoniang rob my baby." ”

Kong Ermao said: "Alas, little bastard, you are witty and smart, this pharmacist is not worried about this, only worry about one point, that is, your qualifications are too poor, it is not a problem to become an outer disciple, but an inner disciple, alas!"

Kong Ermao wanted to speak and stopped, it was still the same as before, worried about Huang Tiedan's qualifications. Huang Tiedan frowned and said, "Why do you keep talking about this, you can rest assured, I promise to become an inner disciple." Becoming a great monk is my lifelong dream, how can it not be realized, right?"

Kong Ermao said: "I hope so, okay, after all this nonsense, let's hurry up over there and see, what else does the Wei family have to do?"

Huang Tiedan said: "The Wei clan is like this, what else can they do, I think it is only for the sake of degeneration, what are you worried about what they will do?"

Kong Ermao took a sip and scolded: "You talk a lot, don't you go over there to have a look." ”

The two talked nonsense for a long time, and then they thought of going to meet Wei Shenfeng and the others to see the next plan.