This burst of soft grinding and hard bubbles, Kong Ermao couldn't help it, so he had to say: "Well, but I don't know where to start?"

Huang Tiedan secretly screamed, "There is a play", and hurriedly hit the snake with the stick, and said: "Let's start with your encounter with the first beauty monk in Qingcheng, take the liberty of asking, what is the name of the first beauty in Qingcheng you are talking about?"

Kong Ermao didn't answer, as if he was beginning to immerse himself in the past, and began to talk about the past, what he said was like talking to himself, and it was like saying it to Huang Tiedan. Kong Ermao said: "When Ben Yaoshi was young, he was a suave and handsome character, and he was sought after by many beautiful monks. ”

Huang Tiedan secretly complained when he heard this: Seaweed radish and toad, the old guy has always been a braggart master, he looks so ugly, and he has become the most beautiful man in the world.

Kong Ermao said again: "When this pharmacist was young, it seemed to be more than two hundred years ago, and he remembered that the second year was the centennial spirit summoning conference of the Qingcheng Sect, so that year, this pharmacist still remembers it vividly. ”

Next, Kong Ermao began to babble and murmur stories, telling a piece of the past to Huang Tiedan, Huang Tiedan sat dangerously, listened to it, and before he knew it, he talked for an hour or two.

More than two hundred years ago, a year before the "golden" generation spirit summoning conference, Kong Ermao had to rush to Qingcheng in advance to make some necessary preparations for the spirit summoning conference.

Kong Ermao and his entourage, there are dozens of people, including men and women, but there are relatively few female monks, among them, the person who makes Kong Ermao most concerned is what he calls the "first beautiful female monk", and the name of this female cultivator is also good, called "Zhen Meili". When Kong Ermao talked about Zhen Meili to Huang Tiedan, his expression was a little moved, as if he had thought of something beautiful.

When Huang Tiedan heard this, he secretly complained: Seaweed radish toad, the most beautiful female monk in the world, is it really fake?

At this time, Kong Ermao said: "There are male and female cultivators who travel with this pharmacist, and the others have forgotten about this pharmacist, only remember Zhen Meili, because she is the most beautiful, we all love her, of course, what she sees the most is naturally this pharmacist, that is natural, because this pharmacist is the most handsome." ”

When Huang Tiedan heard this, he almost didn't squirt out the sip of tea he had just drunk, if he hadn't seen Kong Ermao being old, he would have gone over with an old fist earlier, and taught the old face to be swollen, this old guy is really shameless, he sells himself and boasts, without a little blush, he is really the thickest person in the world.

Next, Kong Ermao began to ramble about this past, and told the bits and pieces between him and Zhen Meili carefully, all of which were trivial things. This is said for one or two hours, and the more Huang Tiedan listens to it, the more bored he feels, and he doesn't dare to interrupt, not to mention how uncomfortable it is. Huang Tiedan said secretly: Seaweed radish big toad, this overhaul asked the old man Kong to tell what story, this time it's okay, the old man said endlessly.

After listening to it for a long time, Huang Tiedan understood that what Kong Ermao said about the past was just Kong Ermao's unrequited love, Kong Ermao was fascinated by Zhen Meili, and he couldn't help himself, and he was always led by Zhen Meimei's nose.

Huang Tiedan is still a virgin, although he secretly admires beautiful monks like Li Yanran and Wei Shenzhi, but he actually doesn't understand the relationship between men and women.

Huang Tiedan listened patiently for a long time, and when he saw Kong Ermao coming and going repeating the same words, he was a little impatient, and finally decided to interrupt Kong Ermao, he said cautiously: "That, Kong Yaoshi, and then, what happened?"

Kong Ermao was immersed in good memories, and was unexpectedly interrupted and scolded: "Little bastard, you are so rude, dare to come and interrupt this pharmacist." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "That, the little one just wants to ask, and then what's going on?"

Kong Ermao said: "What's how?"

Huang Tiedan said: "I want to ask, did you end up with Grandma Zhen Meimei?"

Kong Ermao seemed to be asked, and Ai Ai said: "Well, alas, the heavens do not fulfill people's wishes, due to some evil forces, this pharmacist has not been able to be with Zhen Meimei." ”

Huang Tie Dan said, "What is the reason?"

Kong Ermao said: "Alas, it's a shame to say that although this pharmacist claims to be talented, but there is no choice but that there is a heaven outside the sky, and there are people outside the world, this pharmacist is still a little worse than those damn inner disciples, and at that spirit summoning conference, he failed to become an inner disciple, but only became an outer disciple." ”

Kong Ermao said again: "But Zhen Meimei is different, she is not only beautiful, but also talented, she was favored by a monk surnamed Lin at the Spiritual Summoning Conference, this Lin Shangxiu, that is a very great monk, is a female cultivator, it is said that she is still an elder monk of the Presbyterian Church, the entire Caomu Hall has to listen to her, even the hall master of the Caomu Hall is her disciple, Zhen Meili was favored by this high-ranking Lin Shangxiu, and became a big disciple of the Caomu Hall. ”

The inner gate of Qingcheng Sect is divided into ten halls, among which the Caomu Hall is on the Qingnu Peak, which is an organization mainly engaged in the manufacture of elixirs, and most of its disciples are pharmacists, and their daily work is to study the elixir and the art of the elixir, and the Caomu Hall is the holy place that the pharmacists of the entire Qingcheng Prefecture yearn for.

Kong Ermao asked Huang Tiedan: "Little bastard, the Holy Land of Medicine Scholars, have you heard of the Grass and Wood Hall?"

Huang Tiedan hadn't even heard of the ten halls of the inner gate of the Qingcheng Sect, he shook his head and said, "The little one hasn't heard of it. ”

Kong Ermao said: "This pharmacist tells you that the inner gate of the Qingcheng Sect is divided into many halls, and the first one is the Caomu Hall. ”

Huang Tiedan didn't understand much, just like a dog looking at the stars, he nodded.

Kong Ermao said: "The Caomu Hall is located on the Qingnu Peak, and it is the holy place that all the pharmacists in Qingcheng Prefecture yearn for, understand?"

Huang Tiedan nodded again.

Kong Ermao said: "When this pharmacist was young, he was an alchemy boy of Zhang Tongche Great Pharmacist Dashangxiu, this Zhang Shangxiu, like Lin Shangxiu, is also the great elder of the Elders' Church, he was originally from Caomu Hall, and he has the title of Qingcheng's No. 1 Pharmacist, little bastard, now you understand the power of Caomu Hall, right? Zhen Meili is very talented, and of course she has become a famous pharmacist in Caomu Hall. ”

Huang Tiedan nodded, and then said, "And then?"

Kong Ermao sighed and said: "As for this pharmacist, he is ashamed of himself, firstly, because his talent is too low to become an inner disciple, he can't help but be discouraged, and he feels that everything is boring. Second, I saw that Zhen Meili had become an inner disciple, and she was no longer worthy of her, everything was meaningless, and even the world became bleak in an instant. Little bastard, you don't know, there is an invisible gap between this outer door and the inner door, which no one can cross. ”

Huang Tiedan said, "Oh?"

Kong Ermao said: "Let's put it this way, the inner disciples are there because of their talents, of course, they have a long lifespan, it is said that some inner disciples can live for thousands of years, and the outer disciples have a lifespan of no more than five hundred years, five hundred years, this is not bad, the real outer disciples can generally only live for more than three hundred years, just like this pharmacist, if they can't break through to Haina, they won't have much time to live." ”

Huang Tiedan heard this, and said with emotion: "It means that if I can't become an inner disciple, I will live to be two hundred years old?"

Kong Ermao nodded and said, "That's right, that's what it means." ”

Huang Tie Dan was speechless.

Kong Ermao said again: "There is this gap between this pharmacist and Zhen Meimei, of course this pharmacist can't be a burden to her, so she can only bless her silently in her heart, and from now on she will be separated from her up and down, she is a high inner disciple, and this pharmacist is a low medicine farmer, alas." ”

Huang Tiedan asked, "Beautiful grandma hasn't thought about looking for you since then?"

Kong Ermao said: "Of course there is, but she is an inner disciple, and the sect can't affect her future because of a useless outer disciple like this pharmacist, so this pharmacist was warned not to have any dealings with Zhen Meimei, otherwise it will make this pharmacist look good." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Are you really obedient?"

Kong Ermao said: "Then what can be done, she is an inner disciple, and this pharmacist is an outer disciple, so I can only harden my heart, break up with her, and bury this love deep in my heart." This pharmacist only loves her in this life, and no one else can enter the eyes of this pharmacist, so this pharmacist has never married in his life, just for her. ”

Huang Tiedan thought about it after hearing this, and then said strangely: "Oh, I have heard you say it for so long, I can understand it, it turns out that you are just an unrequited love!"

Kong Ermao nodded helplessly.

Huang Tiedan said: "If you want me to say, you are really brainless, you are really stupid to death! ”

Kong Ermao said angrily: "Little bastard, dare to scold this pharmacist, look for death!"

Huang Tiedan said: "You are always slow, let the little one give you an analysis, let me ask you, are you in love with your beautiful grandmother?"

Kong Ermao nodded.

Huang Tiedan said: "Isn't this over, according to the small point of view, everyone is affectionate, Wang Ba to mung beans, come to a raw rice cooked rice, give birth to children, it is really happy, you say, is this the meaning, tsk, this plan is very wonderful!"

Kong Ermao wanted to slap Huang Tiedan, but Huang Tiedan quickly dodged. Kong Ermao scolded: "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, the dog's mouth doesn't spit out ivory, such a vulgar thing, dare to tarnish the purity of this pharmacist, quickly get your sister's eggs." ”

Huang Tiedan saw this and said secretly: Seaweed radish and big toad, the old guy has lost his heart and is crazy, it feels weird, such a witty character on weekdays, how can he become a rammer when he talks about this Zhen Meimei grandmother, it is unreasonable.