Chapter 375: Tang Sanzang, be careful that this seat kills you!
With the Buddha's heavenly cultivation, it is not difficult to dispel this demonic wind.
But there are a lot of heavenly soldiers and gods around this Luojia Mountain, and it will not be good if a wave of them hits.
The Buddha had no choice but to use his supreme power to condense a huge palm and directly collect all this demonic wind into his palm.
"The Buddha is a great virtue, and the demon wind is simply insignificant. ”
"This garbage demon wind still wants to harm our Western Buddhism, which is simply wishful thinking. ”
"Such a lack of virtue, it's useless to keep it, Buddha, you have to teach them a good lesson!"
Many Heavenly Soldiers and Gods saw that the Buddha was just stretching out his big palm in a mediocre manner, and they easily subdued the demonic wind that was about to ravage Luojia Mountain, and they couldn't help but applaud loudly!
The Buddha just smiled slightly, and he didn't have a hand to clean up this seemingly ferocious demon wind.
Just as he was trying to catch the demon wind with his giant palm, suddenly the bell rang wildly in the demon wind, and it became more and more urgent.
"The voice of this magic weapon sounds a bit like the purple golden bell of Venerable Guanyin......" The Buddha was just as he was bowing his head and contemplating, when suddenly there were three muffled sounds in his palm, as if the boiled eggs in the pot had suddenly burst.
"The Buddha is powerful, he can pinch and explode the enemy's magic weapon with one palm, even the King of Jizo can't do this kind of means. ”
"That's right, if you want to destroy this demon wind, you have to get rid of the magic weapon in the demon wind first. ”
"My Buddha is so wise that my Buddha is invincible in the world!"
Many people suddenly began to praise the Buddha, and the corners of the Buddha's mouth twitched: This is obviously not what I want to do, it should be that I have used too much force, and under the huge force of space, it is estimated that this magic weapon has been pinched and exploded.
However, if it is pinched, it will be pinched and exploded, and it will save this demonic wind from continuing to cause trouble, which will cause disaster to the heavens!
However, what the Buddha never expected was that after three muffled sounds, the demon wind that had originally begun to succumb to the giant palm burst out with a terrifying purple light.
Immediately after that, hundreds of times the power erupted from the depths of the giant palm, like an incomparably huge golden elephant, trapped by a few ridiculous straw ropes.
"It's not good, this demon wind has to break free!" "The Buddha also felt the terrifying power coming from the giant palm, and before he could exert his divine power to suppress it, this powerful force actually broke through his impregnable fingers, and squirted out countless black and stinky sludge and stinky water with a beep.
If the Buddha was caught off guard, half of his body was poured cold.
"!" the Buddha said a two-word mantra, his face changed greatly, and he felt that the stench all over his body was far better than that of the peacock back then...... Phew, don't mention it!
The Buddha thought about it, and the next moment the golden light flashed, and the originally sitting on the Diaoyutai disappeared in the eyes of everyone.
All that was left was the stench of splashes, which filled the dead air.
"Ahhh......h Heavenly eyes, I'm going to be blind. Who is so lacking in virtue and shining Lao Tzu. ”
"Oh no, my Buddha is gone. Oh my God, he's not going to go, is he's going to go?
"I seem to see him sprayed all over his face. One of the gods muttered.
"Impossible, why didn't I see it. There are also those who are skeptical.
"Fart, how can I be harmed by the demon wind!"
As a result, the wind of Luojia Mountain has become a case of eternal death, no one knows whether Rulai has been beeped in the end, there are different opinions, and the Buddha has never mentioned this.
And Tang Sanzang, who was just beginning to cross the tribulation in the lower realm, slowed down at this time, folded his hands, and said to Sun Wukong and others next to him: "I am a little tired as a teacher, and I want to rest." ”
After speaking, Tang Sanzang sat up cross-legged, closed his eyes and rested.
Sun Wukong and the others wondered, not long after Zhu Ziguo came out, why did the master shout tired?
This is not right!
"Holy monk, did he play with the monster all night and collapsed?" asked the black bear spirit, touching his nose.
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
I saw a faintly invisible golden light, which flew out from Tang Sanzang's Heavenly Spirit Cover, and soon flew above the Nine Heavens.
And somewhere in the Nine Heavens, Rulai, who had a dark and calm face, was staring at Tang Sanzang, who was out of his body.
"Disciple Sanzang visited my Buddha Rulai, I don't know why the Buddha is so anxious to send his disciples over?" Tang Sanzang folded his hands and looked at the Buddha with great respect.
"Tang Sanzang, you pretend again, be careful that this seat kills you!" "If the Buddha was already angry, if it weren't for the fact that this guy was a scripture learner, he would have been suppressed by him a long time ago.
"If the disciple is wrong, he will naturally confess his guilt, but the disciple does not know what crime he has committed, so he asks the Buddha to make it clear. Tang Sanzang said with a sincere face. The little eyes looked at the Buddha who was so angry that smoke was rising above his head.
"Are you embarrassed to say that you have done something unfortunate, don't you know in your heart?" The Buddha was so angry that his teeth itched, and he suddenly understood why Guanyin Bodhisattva did not want to see Tang Sanzang.
Seeing this guy, I really feel the urge to beat him to death!
"Since the Buddha asked me sincerely, the disciple had no choice but to answer one by one. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and then said with a straight finger.
Half an hour ago, the poor monk had just walked out of Zhu Ziguo, and on the way, he couldn't help but squat in the grass and secretly pee. Speaking of which, the color is slightly lighter, the water output is slightly larger, and the urinary system is normal......"
Buddha Nyolai: "......"
What's the matter, what does your peeing have to do with me, are you gag, are you angry with me?
The Buddha sneered a few times and said slowly: "Tang Sanzang, you and I are both smart people, there are some things that don't need to be deliberately hidden, and others have to say it." ”
"It turns out that the Buddha wants the poor monk to tell the truth, what's so difficult about this. ”
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, then pointed at the Buddha and said, "Buddha, I won't tell you, when I came in before, I smelled a smell of urine, especially your right hand. “
"Shouldn't it be when you go to the toilet, you can't find the toilet paper, and then ......" Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and said thoughtfully.
Buddha Nyolai: "......"
If the Buddha was so angry that he almost didn't jump up, he pointed at Tang Sanzang and said angrily: "It's not because of you!"
Tang Sanzang's face changed slightly when he heard this, revealing a look of shame: "The disciple is guilty, and the disciple is willing to accept the punishment." ”
When the Buddha saw that Tang Sanzang was willing to reform himself, and he felt guilty, he couldn't help but be half angry.
"But ......" Tang Sanzang said with a look of grievance: "Buddha, you didn't tell me when you went to the tuba, if you tell the disciple, the disciple will come to hand you a tissue even if there are thousands of mountains and rivers, going up the knife mountain and going down to the sea of fire." ”
Buddha Nyolai: "......"
Forget it, I'll kill this scripture learner, I feel upset when I look at it, and the more I talk about it, the more angry it becomes!