Chapter 376: Let's Wait for this Seat to Kill You First!

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host scourge Buddha who was beeped a vulgar thing, reward experience points +500!

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for making a death and teasing the Buddha, rewarding experience points +80!"

Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes, watching the color of the Buddha become more and more wrong, and couldn't help but show a flustered look: "Buddha, could it be that there is something wrong with the disciple in dealing with the affairs of Zhu Ziguo?"

"What do you say!" Seeing that Tang Sanzang was finally willing to admit this, the Buddha put down his right hand, which had been raised high, and said in a deep voice.

"But the poor monk has asked Ziyang Zhenren to take Sai Tai Sui and go back to Luojia Mountain to find Guanyin Bodhisattva, is there anything wrong with this?" Tang Sanzang said with a puzzled expression.

Buddha Nyolai: "......"

Did you go out of your way to let people take them home? You forcibly tied them up, and you even tied up Ziyang Zhenren as well!

"Moreover, isn't there Guanyin Bodhisattva in this Luojia Mountain? Even if there is something, it is Guanyin Bodhisattva looking for a disciple, why is it your turn to be the Buddha again?" Tang Sanzang said with more and more puzzlement.

Buddha Nyolai: "......"

Isn't that because Guanyin Bodhisattva is afraid of you! Afraid that she will kill you if she is not careful, so she escaped early!

"Tang Sanzang, don't pretend, I need you to give me an explanation!" The Buddha said with a dark face, and said in an unkind tone: "Why do you want to tie Ziyang Zhenren and Sai Tai Sui together, why do you want to make a demonic wind to plague Luojia Mountain!"

"Don't be sloppy, now that the evidence is ironclad, if you can't give this seat a reasonable answer, you won't leave today. You're really lawless!" The Buddha said slowly, he felt that it was time to discipline this Tang Sanzang well.

In the face of the Buddha's anger, Tang Sanzang also looked aggrieved.

"Buddha, you misunderstood your disciple. The disciple is bald and lawless, so why should you ridicule the disciple? ”

Buddha Nyolai: "......"

"Why do you say that the disciple wants Ziyang Zhenren to go on the road with Sai Tai Sui, it is because Ziyang Zhenren promised Guanyin Bodhisattva that he would send Sai Tai Sui home. Tang Sanzang said sincerely.

"Then it's good for you to tie up Sai Tai Sui, why did you even tie up Ziyang Zhenren!" "The Buddha took a deep breath and said in a deep voice.

"That's because the disciple is afraid that Ziyang Zhenren and Sai Tai Sui will not get along, and they will secretly torture this poor demon beast. Moreover, the disciple also deliberately tied the two face to face, so that they could love each other and feel each other's breath, so that he could use his great wisdom to influence this Sai Tai Sui, and the two of them had a good time in their lives. ”

Buddha Nyolai: "......"

The Buddha felt a toothache, but he still said patiently: "This is reasonable, but how to say about the purple golden bell?"

"Purple Golden Bell?" Tang Sanzang looked at the Buddha with a surprised expression, and exclaimed, "Could it be that that thing is not Guanyin Bodhisattva's?"

"Let it go...... Ahem, that must be Venerable Guanyin. The corners of the Buddha's mouth twitched, and he almost exploded.

"Then what's the problem, the disciple tied it up so well, tied it tightly and tightly, to ensure that the wind can't blow it away. Then, send it back to Guanyin Bodhisattva. Could it be that this bell was lost halfway?" the curious baby Tang Sanzang raised his head and asked again.

"I didn't lose it!" said the Buddha angrily.

For some reason, he felt a panache in his chest, and he didn't want to talk to Tang Sanzang online at all.

"This is strange, the Zijin Bell was not lost, and Ziyang Zhenren returned Sai Tai Sui to Luojia Mountain, why do you seem to be very angry, Buddha?" Tang Sanzang asked with wide eyes.

"I ...... I'm not angry!" the Buddha turned his head and no longer looked at Tang Sanzang.

Then, the disciple dared to ask. Buddha, why did you call your disciples here today?" Tang Sanzang asked cautiously.

"It's okay, you go quickly!" The Buddha felt like a giant, hitting a piece of cotton hard.

Obviously, he can hammer and blast a thousand catties of boulders, but he can't help Tang Sanzang's dead cotton!

"That disciple left first. Tang Sanzang stretched out a foot and moved outward, but he couldn't bear to look back at the Buddha, and asked carefully: "Buddha, are you really okay?" The disciple saw that your green tendons were about to burst out, and the corners of your mouth trembled, could it be a stroke?"

Buddha Nyolai: "......"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for making a big death, provoking the Buddha's Buddha's might, rewarding experience points +200!

"It's okay, you hurry up and get the Western Sutra!" "The Buddha suppressed the anger in his heart, pretending that I was fine and I was fine, but in fact, his heart was already dripping blood and tears.

Oh my God, what kind of scripture learner did I choose! Jin Chanzi, he didn't look for this before!

"Buddha ......" Tang Sanzang walked halfway, suddenly stopped, blinked, and said.

"What's the matter?" said the Buddha impatiently, suppressing the anger in his heart.

"Buddha, you have a lot of body odor, why don't you go back and take a bath again? The next time you summon your disciples to come up, can you not be so casual? Although it is only the two of us, you are also the master of Buddhism, and you must pay attention to hygiene and public morality. Tang Sanzang complained.

Buddha Nyolai: "......"

Damn, don't go, wait for this seat to kill you first!

Seeing that the Buddha was starting to lose his composure, Tang Sanzang was so frightened that he quickly slipped back.

If the Buddha looked at Tang Sanzang and turned into a golden light and left, the depression in his heart could not be calmed down for a long time.

This damn Tang Sanzang said this, could it be that he could still blame him.

said that because of the demon wind that Tang Sanzang made, he over-pinched and exploded the demon wind for a while, and as a result, he splashed himself all over his body.

This makes the Buddha how to speak!

It is estimated that Tang Sanzang, who lacks virtue, will definitely say that if you don't die, you won't die, why can't you think about it like this, Buddha.

As soon as he thought of this, the Buddha had another toothache, and he silently recited in his heart: choose it yourself, don't be angry, don't be angry. My own Buddha, it's okay, it's okay.

And in the Nether, Tang Sanzang, who was originally sitting cross-legged, shook his spirit, and then slowly opened his eyes.

"I finally came back from the ghost gate, and I was almost killed by the Buddha's father. Tang Sanzang patted his chest, looking scared.

"Master, did you go to the underworld to make trouble again?" Zhu Bajie said with a shocked expression.

"Shut up, does the master seem to be the kind of person who causes trouble?" Tang Sanzang raised the nine-ring tin staff and said with a peaceful expression.

"No, definitely not. Zhu Bajie was a little panicked and hurriedly said.

"Wukong, you are the most sensible, you ...... it" Tang Sanzang was halfway through his words, he suddenly changed his words, his eyes fell on the black bear spirit, and said, "It's still old black, you can say it." ”