Chapter 30: The New Prisoner [Asking for a Monthly Pass] Chapter 30
Then the two goods lay on the door one by one, desperately holding on.
The other had already run to find everything he could find and dragged it over to block the door......
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, and said with a smile: "Didn't you say that you were all right?"
Hei Wuchang blocked the door and nodded vigorously: "Yes, it's okay." You're all right, but there's definitely something wrong with your stomach!"
Yu Huifei was speechless again......
At this moment, Yu Huifei's pocket was hot again.
When I picked it up, I saw that the text on it became:
"Xiaoyu, you opened the door for others.
Jizo's little bald man urged me. ”
Yu Huifei replied: "No, you have to return anything." ”
"Why are you so stubborn? Didn't you say you had no money? You still take them to eat meat when you have no money?
This monk is here, and I guarantee that your food expenses can be reduced by more than half!" Lu Jian continued to flicker.
Yu Huifei said: "Yes, I have to lose more than half of my weight, right? I don't care, I resolutely return this!"
Lu Jian said: "I really can't retreat from this...... And don't stand in the way. If you stop it again, this guy will run to the Jade Emperor to complain in a while, and maybe he will punish you for your crimes. ”
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while......
But think about it, it's the same reason, he's a cell boss.
Who is thrown down from above, and can you still listen to him?
Lu Jian continued: "Hurry up and open the door...... Anyway, this is your chassis, are you still afraid of him?"
In the end, Yu Huifei still opened the door, and the little monk came in, but the huge giant beast Di Ting did not come in.
As the little monk walked in, he smiled at everyone, and then raised his eyebrows and said with a wicked smile: "There is meat in the kitchen...... Isn't that right?"
Yu Huifei heard it, and said in his heart: "This dog nose?"
Then the little monk rushed to the kitchen!
Yu Huifei subconsciously turned around and grabbed the collar of his back coat, and then ...... Lift slipped.
That's right, Yu Huifei slipped up the Jizo King Bodhisattva, and his two little short legs were still upside down in the air.
Black and White Impermanence and the others were frightened a moment ago, but the next moment they saw the Jizo King Bodhisattva being lifted up by Yu Huifei, and they all laughed: "Hahaha...... Bodhisattva, you have today, you have no mana, right? We're all the same, aren't we?"
Black Impermanence grinned and laughed.
"Amitabha. Jizo folded his hands, smiled, and then glanced at Yu Huifei.
Yu Huifei suddenly had a bad premonition, and the next moment he grabbed Yu Huifei's arm and pulled it hard......
Bang!
Yu Huifei was thrown to the ground by the little monk, and then the little guy was still facing Yu Huifei, looking harmless to humans and animals, and said with a smile: "Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful......"
Then the little monk raised his eyebrows and grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth...... With this smile became hideous: "This Bodhisattva crosses you to the sky!"
Then the little monk rushed up directly, and riding Yu Huifei was a beating!
Black is not common to this, hurry up and pull the rack.
As a result, this little thing was very irritable, looked back at Black Impermanence, and suddenly accelerated and hit Black Impermanence's stomach!
Black Impermanence was directly knocked out of the air!
Bai Wuchang said angrily: "Little thing, do you still want to go to heaven?"
Bai Wuchang grabbed it with his big hand......
The little monk grinned, his eyes sparkled fiercely, and he lowered his head and rolled on the spot to avoid Bai Wuchang's big hand, then picked up a big blue brick on the ground, turned around and jumped......
Bang!
Then please turn around and directly open Bai Wuchang's head!
I have long said that after these people go down to earth, no matter if you are a Da Luo Jin Immortal with three flowers gathering at the top and five qi dynasties, or an ordinary immortal, you will be cut down by a knife. At the same time, the rules of this world will be based on the strength of your body in another world, according to a certain proportion, after reducing the strength, you will be given a matching body.
In other words, although the current black and white impermanence is a yin god, it already has a physical body.
It's no different from ordinary people.
So under this smash, blood flowed everywhere!
Yu Huifei thought that the other party was joking at first, but now that he sees it, this product is really dead!
Hei Wu saw this, and was furious: "You little bald donkey, watch and fight!"
Black Impermanence killed, the little monk turned around, stepped out in a few steps, and it was like a change of position, directly drilled through the crotch of Black Impermanence, and then returned - dig!
"Whew......" Hei Wuchang subconsciously tightened his legs, screaming a miserable one!
When Yu Huifei saw this scene, his heart trembled, and he tightened his crotch......
The little monk grinned and said, "You little deflated three, you dare to make trouble with this Buddha?" Remember, starting today, here...... I'm the boss!"
When Yu Huifei heard this, he immediately became angry.
Feelings: This grandson is really here to make trouble, this can't be endured.
The only thing that relieved Yu Huifei was that there was no movement in Liu Xin's room. The stupid girl slept soundly and was not woken up.
Yu Huifei pointed at the little monk and said, "Little bald donkey, do you know how to do it?"
I'm in the Labor Reform Bureau, and when I come here, you have to listen to me!
Believe it or not, I'm going to punish you, and I'm going to send you to heaven to be robbed by thunder?"
The little monk was not angry or afraid when he heard this, but laughed and said, "If I could use thunder to kill me, I would have died a long time ago, and I would still use it for you?"
Yu Hui is not a day of peace, so angry that his eyes are about to explode. Grandma's legs, the feeling is that the old grandsons in the sky can't fix this little thing, so throw him here!
However, Yu Huifei was not afraid, and snorted coldly: "Okay, you're awesome, aren't you?"
Hearing this, the little monk smiled, and then walked towards Yu Huifei with his fists: "You still want to play tricks with the Buddha, right?
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, this little bald donkey is really shrewd, don't talk nonsense, just do it.
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes, got up directly, and ran to the backyard.
The little monk snorted coldly: "Today, no one can stop me from beating you!"
As he spoke, the little monk caught up.
entered the backyard, Yu Huifei immediately shouted: "Brother Niu, Brother Ma, Brother Lang, Brother Dog, copy guy!"
Hearing Yu Huifei's roar, Niu Tou Ma Mian was the first to rush out.
At the same time, black and white impermanence also followed, and at this moment, the two of them had already taken out their weapons, and the mourning stick and the soul hooking chain were all in place!
Niu Tou and Ma Mian didn't recognize the identity of the little monk at first, and asked curiously, "Xiaoyu, where did this little bald man come from?"
Before Yu Huifei could speak, the little monk looked up at the bull's head, his eyes lit up, and he grinned: "This bull's head is good, go back and chop it down and hang it on the wall as an ornament!"
When Niu Tou heard this, he immediately became angry: "Hey...... You little, see if your Uncle Niu doesn't clean you up today!"
Bai Wuchang ran in and shouted, "Brother Niu, this kid is the Jizo Bodhisattva! ”
When Niu Tou heard this, he immediately laughed, and at the same time punched over.
The little monk raised his eyebrows and said with a cruel smile: "Compare my strength with the Buddha?"
Then the little monk punched with a backhand!
Bang life muffled!
Everyone saw that the bull's head didn't move, but the little monk took more than a dozen steps back, looked at the bull's head in surprise and said, "It's quite strong?"
The bull head grinned, "You really don't have the power, kid...... We have to settle the new hatred and old hatred. ”
The little monk apologized and said, "You have a lot of strength, but can you keep up with my speed?"
As he spoke, the little monk began to speed up and circle around the bull's head.
Black and white impermanence wanted to help, but was rejected by the bull head: "This little cub, I can clean it up myself!"
However, the next moment, the bull's head was jumped up by the little monk and slammed into the head in a circle.
The bull head snorted coldly, and a punch counterattacked, and the fists of the two collided together again.
The little monk was directly sent flying.
Yu Huifei saw that the little monk was deflated, and clapped his hands and applauded: "Brother Niu, well done!"
The bull head shook his wrist and said, "Meaningless!"
The little monk raised his eyebrows and said, "Come again!"
The little monk came again, this time faster, and then continued to circle around the bull's head.
The bull's head responds to all changes with the same change, standing still in place, and a pair of bull's ears listen to the wind and change the position very accurately. No matter how the little monk attacked from all directions, he could easily block it, but the little monk himself was shocked several times and flew out upside down and suffered a small loss.
Just when everyone thought that the bull head was winning......
The little monk suddenly jumped up again!
The bull raised his eyebrows and said, "Enough, lie down!"
The bull head punched over, and the power of this punch was obviously seven or eight points, which was very fierce!
At this moment, the little monk grinned at the bull head and raised his hand......
A cloud of white powder smashed into the bull's eye, and the bull's head suddenly snorted and closed his eyes.
The little monk actually crossed a distance in the air with a volley, causing the bull head to miss with a punch!
Then the little monk grabbed the bull's arm with one hand, pulled his body hard, and crashed into the bull's head like a cannonball. A punch to the nose of the bull's head......
Bang!
The bull covered his nose and retreated again and again, donating blood......
When Yu Huifei saw this scene, he couldn't help but scold: "Cao ...... This grandson is too shameless!"
Yu Huifei has always felt that the little monk is the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth, and the Bodhisattva must be very particular. It's just that the little bald man in front of him doesn't look like a monk at all, let alone a bodhisattva......
Nowadays, even the method of sprinkling lime powder is used.
The little monk struck a blow, fell to the ground, turned back to everyone and raised his head proudly: "Don't look at the Buddha like this, what I believe in is that the soldier is treacherous, and the winner is the king!"
It doesn't matter what means I use, if I win, I win.
Who else is not convinced?"
Bai Wu is not familiar with this, and he has to say something when he takes a step forward.
Ma Mian stopped him, and reminded him: "Although this little bald man is quite a grandson, but no matter what, he is the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth! It's not good to beat him......
"Where did you come from a donkey with such a long face...... When I take this place, you can go and grind for the Buddha!"
The three corpse gods of the horse face were about to be blown out of anger, and they didn't care if the other party was the Jizo King Bodhisattva, and roared: "Little cub, watch the fight!"