Chapter 31 Crisp Not Crisp [Ask for Subscription] Chapter 31

Ma Mian raised his fist and struck it.

The little monk dodged and mocked, "Just you, a donkey who walks on two legs?"

The horse face thinks that it is shameful enough to have a horse face. Now that he was belittled by this little bald donkey as a donkey, he was immediately furious, and his attack was much more fierce.

The strength of the horse's face does not reach the bull's head, but its speed is faster than the bull's head.

The little monk was not good for the injury on the horse, but a pair of eyes were rolling secretly, as if he was playing some ghost idea.

At this moment, the little monk shouted: "Donkey, look behind you!"

Ma Mian's brain has never been particularly bright, and when he heard this roar, he subconsciously glanced back.

And then......

Bang!

A flat pole slapped on the horse's head, and the flat pole broke off the spot!

The horse staggered forward two steps, and the back of his head was covered in blood......

The little monk struck a blow and said proudly: "You little deflated three, who else is not convinced?"

Yu Huifei couldn't stand it: "Don't talk nonsense with him, go up together, him!"

After speaking, Yu Huifei was the first to make a move.

Black and white impermanence has long been unbearable, so let's do it.

The horse turned around and killed......

The bull head simply washed his face, his eyes could see things, and he joined the battle again with a pair of red bull's eyes.

However, the little monk is too small, with great strength and speed, and the point is that he also has a unique set of body methods. When he ran, he was no worse than the black and white impermanence of his body, and he moved left and right, and everyone couldn't help him for a while.

However, the little monk's mouth was extremely damaged, and he shouted while beating: "Donkey, haven't you eaten?"

Bull head, your head is temporarily stored around your neck, and when my room is ready, I will take it off for you as a specimen!

You black and white things, turn around and pull your tongues off!

You bastard boy, dare to keep the Buddha out?

Hmph, turn around and cut you ***!"

When everyone heard this, it was called a gas!

At this time, Cui Jue said: "Don't be angry, everyone, he is deliberately angry with everyone." The purpose is to make everyone in a state of anger and unable to concentrate, and give him an opportunity. This little thing is supposed to be the deterioration of the bodhisattva's body, and although it is evil, it is still very intelligent. ”

When the little monk heard this, he glanced up at Cui Jue and grinned: "You are a 10,000-year-old second, what are you talking about?"

When Cui Jue heard this, his face immediately darkened......

But then he smiled again: "Say whatever you want." ”

But the next moment, Cui Jue picked up the judge's pen and joined the battle group.

Then the little monk regretted it, because other people fight on the front or side, but Cui Jue is different.

This thing is specifically behind his ass, and a judge's pen is always aimed at his asshole...... If you're not careful, you'll almost be blown up!

For the first time, the little monk regretted pulling this guy who seemed to be Sven, but was actually black-hearted.

Over there, hearing the chaotic movement, the Howling Dog finally came out, and the dead dog yawned and said, "What's the situation?"

Yu Huifei said: "Brother Dog, this grandson is my new prisoner, but he doesn't follow the rules. And beat people!"

When the dog heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Who did you hit......?" You're all on the scoop, hahaha......"

When the dead dog saw Bai Wuchang and the horse's face, his head was covered with blood, not only was he not angry, but he was also a little gloating.

At this time, the little monk saw him, raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey...... What a black dog! What a fat dog...... I stewed it and shared it with Ji Mad!"

When the Roaring Sky Dog heard this, it seemed to be stimulated by something, and raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you know the grandson of the dragon?"

The little monk pouted and said, "What do you mean by acquaintance? It's okay for him to lift my shoes, but I can still get together a table if I eat dog meat." ”

Hearing this, the roaring dog suddenly became angry: "Hey, your uncle's ...... Look at me beating dogs!"

The Howling Dog stood up directly, carried a stick and killed it.

The little monk thought that this dog had no combat effectiveness, but after this dog joined the battle group, he sadly found that the combat effectiveness of this dead dog was incomparably strong!

The point is, this is also an old coward, who never fights you head-on, and always looks for opportunities to knock on the stick......

He was even almost beaten to his own nest by this dead dog several times.

The little monk was so angry that he scolded his mother: "Are you a dog? No, you are a real TM dog!"

The fight here is really good, and the cowherd also came out: "What are you doing? What are you doing? A group of people are beating around a child?"

As soon as the little monk saw this strong man come out, he raised his eyebrows......

Yu Huifei wanted to explain, but when he thought of the little monk's behavior. Eighty percent, one mouth can make the cowherd angry, and he doesn't need to speak anymore.

So, Yu Huifei didn't speak, just chased the monk and beat the monk.

As a result, the little monk suddenly cried, hid behind the cowherd at once, and shouted, "Big brother, help."

These people are crazy!

They're all bad guys, and they're going to kill me.

Big brother, help me......"

The cowherd was stunned, scratched his head and said, "Really fake?"

Everyone was also stunned, but they didn't expect that this guy, who had always been arrogant, would also be cowardly, and instead of talking about it, he began to sell miserably and beg for help.

It's just that when they saw the cowherd he was holding, everyone laughed.

Cowherd scratched his head and asked, "Brothers, is what he said true?"

Niu Tou said, "What do you say, after seeing him, we are indeed crazy...... Beat him up today anyway!"

Ma Mian said: "I am a little yin god of the underworld, and I can beat the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth...... I feel like I'm going crazy!"

Black and white impermanence nodded and said, "Yes, we're crazy." This has nothing to do with justice, we are going to beat it!"

Everyone is angry, no one wants to explain, they want to hit someone!

When the little monk heard this, he was immediately happy, and said in his heart: "These fools...... Don't they know that the Cowherd is notoriously honest and upright? This kind of person doesn't help his relatives......

Since you don't explain, then I'll accept this helper!"

The little monk looked at the cowherd pitifully and said, "Big brother, help." ”

Cowherd nodded and said, "No problem, don't worry." ”

After speaking, the Cowherd hugged the little monk, and then yelled: "I am here today, see which of you dares to touch him!"

The little monk smiled proudly......

Then he saw that everyone was moving, and he said, "Big brother, hit them!"

As a result, the cowherd did not move......

The little monk said: "Big brother, they are all here, hurry up." ”

The Cowherd didn't move.

The little monk was in a hurry, so he wanted to rush out and hide by himself. It turned out that he couldn't break free from the arms of the cowherd!

The Cowherd grinned at him and said, "I told you, whoever comes today, you can't move!"

The little monk was stunned for a moment...... The emotional sentence: "With me here, see which of you dares to touch him" is explained like this!

The little monk is also a thief, and at the critical moment, he took a deep breath and looked at the cowherd's face: "Phew!"

A mouthful of saliva sprayed over, trying to make the cowherd subconsciously cover it, and then he took the opportunity to run away.

As a result, the cowherd didn't block it at all, and let the saliva spray on half of his face, he tilted his head and wiped it off his shoulder.

"Spit on a child's trick......" Cowherd said disdainfully.

And then......

"Heh......" The cowherd inhaled hard, and the saliva in his mouth sounded like a water pump pumping water!

The next moment, the cowherd squirted hard: "Phew!"

That saliva is like a sprinkler head!

The little monk washed his hair in an instant...... I even washed my body.

The little monk was directly stunned, he probably never dreamed that someone could have so much saliva, right?

When everyone saw this, they couldn't help but laugh wildly.

Black and white impermanence is not polite, and directly tied up the little monk!

Then everyone laughed one by one and said, "Little cub, did you ask for the wrong person?"

The little monk was tied into a rice dumpling, and then thrown into the snow, humming unwillingly: "No, no! I have heard of this guy, he is honest and has a sense of justice, so he successfully won the heart of the Weaver Girl." But...... Why does this guy look very honest, but in fact he is so black-bellied!"

Yu Huifei patted the little monk's head and said, "Boy, your news is good, but it was news from seven or eight hundred years ago......

Eight hundred years later, the cowherd, hey......

It's hard to put into words.

However, if you have two mothers-in-law and father-in-law like him, I guess you will be darker than him.

Okay, no more nonsense......"

After speaking, Yu Huifei finished speaking, took out a piece of paper and wiped the saliva on the little monk's bald head.

The little monk looked at Yu Huifei with big watery eyes and said, "Brother, you are a good person, let me go......"

Buckle!

Yu Huifei raised his hand and was a violent one the next day!

After knocking it out, Yu Huifei exclaimed excitedly: "Hey...... Don't say it! That's right on the Internet, this monk's head will really make a thumping sound when it hits it.

It's so crispy!

Sounds good!"

Cui Jue raised his eyebrows and said, "Really?"

Yu Huifei's backhand shook it over again, and the whole life of the buckle, the voice was crisp as if he was knocking on a winter melon.

The little monk's tears of pain were about to come out, and he gritted his teeth and scolded: "You stupid thing!"

Yu Huifei ignored him, but said to Cui Jue: "Listen, isn't it very good?"

Cui Jue leaned over, shook his head and said, "I didn't hear clearly, you knock again." ”

Yu Huifei is a backhand!

Cui Jue plucked out his ears: "I didn't hear clearly, you use some force." ”

Yu will not knock again!

Cui Jue looked at Niu Tou and the others angrily: "Don't talk to each other, I didn't hear it clearly." Xiaoyu, knock me again and listen to ......"

Yu Huifei is also polite, just raise your hand!

The little monk was angry: "Still knocking?

Yu Huifei ignored him and looked at Cui Jue: "Did you hear clearly?"

Cui Jue pointed to the little monk and said, "He just shouted, but he didn't hear clearly." Try again ......"

Yu Huifei knocked again!

The little monk was in pain, but he didn't dare to call for fear that Cui Jue would say that he didn't hear clearly.

However......

Cui Jue shook his head and said, "It doesn't seem to be particularly brittle......"

Yu Huifei said: "Really, fake? ”