Chapter 1: You're a Spirit

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The mountain god walked around the lake with steps, sighing three times in one step, and almost wrote the word "sorrow" on his face. He had just returned from the Mountain God Conference in the Tongbai Mountains two days ago, and the Mountain God Conference was held every three hundred years, and this was the ninth consecutive session he had gone alone, and if he continued like this, he was afraid that he would be expelled from the mountain.

There is no other reason, there is not a single spirit that has been cultivated and formed on his own territory!

Other mountain god teams have a large group of spirits in the town, especially the old guy in Gaoqian Mountain, the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right, and a sky rat flying above.

No matter how bad it is, such as Xiaoqingshan, he also won a full house by relying on the palm dance of the fox demon and the girl who poured the kite.

And what about himself? Alone, he only nests in the corner and silently eats melon seeds.

The more the mountain god thought about it, the more worried he became, and then he found that there were a few wild geese swimming in the lake, pecking at the fish and shrimp for a while, and sorting out the feathers for a while.

"What do you eat every day? Ahh

The stones fell in response, and the lake rippled, but the wild geese were still unflustered, and even swam more happily.

The mountain god was about to burst into tears, "Why are even birds stupid, and they don't know how to seek advantage and avoid harm......"

The mountain god sat by the lake with a butt, and he didn't care what the image was, a strong hammer on the thigh. The ground was pitted and the grass was not colored, and he pointed to a cluster of moss on the stone and scolded:

"What are you??Does the grass grow like this??Huh?Do you know how to grow tall?Do you understand how to bloom?Do you understand walking?Do you understand how to talk?Huh?"

If the poor little moss could speak, it would be teary-eyed: "Wake up, Lord Mountain God, I am moss and can't bloom!"

The mountain god hoped that the moss would be able to refute him, and he continued to sit on the ground and stare at the moss for a long time, but nothing changed except that the mud on his clothes became scars, and a gust of mountain wind blew, and he felt even more lonely.

"Alas......" The mountain god sighed again, and stood up with a fluttering shirt, and walked to the near lake, intending to draw some water and pat his face to sober himself up.

He leaned over to pluck a handful of water. The sleeves were wide and fluttering in the wind, and he accidentally got wet, and he reluctantly tied both cuffs into knots.

"Alas, it's no wonder that the creatures in the mountains can't cultivate spirits, I don't even know how to resist water, so the spiritual power is so weak, what kind of face do I have to ask others to ......" The mountain god shook his head and sighed again.

Just as he was in vain, he suddenly heard a chirping, and the mountain god looked up and found that the wild geese were all flapping their wings and flying towards the sky, and the water droplets on the feathers were shining in the sunlight.

"How much movement does it take for these lazy birds to fly?

He craned his neck to look at the bottom of the lake, which was still a green pool, and used his mind to spy underwater.

Sure enough, nothing.

"There's no water monster, I'm really crazy to be a spirit...... Let's continue to cultivate spiritual energy! If you continue to boil for thousands of years, there will always be spirits!"

The mountain god finally planned to hide his human form and continue to practice in seclusion, he turned around and was about to take a step, when suddenly he saw a woman standing in front of him.

This woman's clothes are plain and white with some cyan moire, her shoulders are draped in moon-white embroidered silk yarn, the cicada sideburns are slightly shrugged, her black hair reaches her waist, and her expression is clear, only a little red on her lips distinguishes her from the glacier kaolin - what a beauty who competes for Fen with Qi Youlan!

The mountain god seemed to know the reason why the wild geese flew away just now—where did this woman come from?

"Could it be that God really sent me a spirit when he opened his eyes? There was absolutely no one here just now, could it be that the moss just now became a spirit?"

But when he looked down, the green was still lying on the stone honestly, "Could it be a mortal under the mountain? No, it can't be, how can a mortal woman be born like this?"

The mountain god was afraid of saying something strange and touched it for a while, what if it was a girl from the mountain who came to play here? Although it is unlikely, it is better to be safe, so he arched his hand to the woman like a polite son, "Dare to ask the girl if she is from Fengzhen under the mountain?"

"But the people of Toyo Town, Yamashita?"

The woman also came to ask, and the mountain god regretted not introducing himself first, and it was polite to report to the house when he asked.

"The contemptible people are wild dwellers in this mountain, and they don't dare to hold it up, but when it comes to age, the girl can call me Mr. Wei, I don't know where the girl came from?"

"Where did it come from?"

The woman's voice was still good, but it didn't sound like a serious answer.

"Is the girl learning from me? Only then did he realize that the woman was learning from him to speak, and he looked at her a few more carefully, and felt more and more gentle and lovely, and remembered what the little Qingshan Mountain God said - the little fox leaning kite girl was picked up by him by the river.

The gods of the mountains and mountains are from here to there, 'Could it be that God has begun to favor me too?' appeared out of thin air and was so beautiful...... It seems that she can only learn to speak, it must be! Yes! Spirits! Newly transformed spirits! I have finally picked them up!' He then probed with his mind, and there was really not a trace of mortal breath in this woman!

The mountain god almost shouted: "You are a mountain spirit who has just cultivated to human form?"

"Mountain spirits?" the woman was still learning.

"That's right, you're a spirit!" the mountain god was even more determined.

"You're a spirit. The woman continued to learn to speak.

"No, no, no, you're a spirit, I'm not, read me, I'm a spirit. ”

"I'm a spirit. ”

The mountain god exploded in his heart, and finally there were spirits in my mountain!

Hahahahahaha

But since he is his own spirit, he has to establish some prestige in her heart, and he can't seem to be laughed at by her again, so he cleared his throat first, and then put up a score:

"Ahem, I am the god of this mountain, and since you have cultivated your human form here, you are protected by me. As the first spirit in my mountain, it is not only your creation, but also my fate.

Although your transformation technique is remarkable, but it is still too hot, the so-called extreme things must be reversed, do you know why I know that you are a spirit at a glance?"

But he couldn't say that directly, because it was too frivolous to praise a woman's appearance, let alone a newly cultivated humanoid spirit.

"Three phases, is your female form demon cultivation of the proper word, called the two eight phases, Luo Fu phase, old lady phase, but few of the latter two, especially the grass and trees fox charm and the like, most of them have cultivated the appearance of young women, that is, your appearance, so I can recognize it at a glance - by the way, tell the mountain god, what is your body?"

"What is the ontology?" the woman didn't know if she was learning words or asking.

"Do you newly-transformed spirits all know this?"

Where did he know about the spirit, what he just said was just heard at the mountain god conference, but he always felt that this little spirit who had just entered the world was not very bright, stupid, and the mountain god was a little worried about whether this spirit had only cultivated a good skin.

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