"No matter what, who called you the first spirit to transform on my mountain, in short, welcome your new life, this is Dawei Mountain, from now on you and I will be prosperous, I hope you will cultivate the avenue as soon as possible"

The mountain god pretended to be nonsense again, he didn't know what the "avenue" was, the demon cultivation was a very metaphysical thing for him, and his cultivation was a kind of Shinto, according to his understanding, this kind of Tao was a kind of "Shuntian, the nature of the place, because of the heart of man" of the non-action Shinto. In short, lying down.

This lie is nearly three thousand years, but the sun and the moon are long in the mountains, and compared to the old guys in the mountain god circle who are tens of thousands of years old, he is still only a hairy boy.

However, he also has spirits! The next time the mountain god conference is held, he won't have to squat in the corner to drink tea and eat melon seeds!

The god of Weishan Mountain couldn't wait to immediately take this spirit to show off to his mountain friends, "Gaoqian Mountain, Gaoqian Mountain, look at your crooked melons and cracked dates, each with a tiger's back and a bear's waist." Ahh

It's a pity that the mountain gods only get together once in three hundred years, and it's a pity that they can't pretend to be forced immediately, no, and can't share this joyful thing immediately!

But it's always okay to gather the birds and beasts of the mountains to celebrate, and look, spirits!

The so-called filthy past is not enough! Once this woman was full of ambition!

The mountain god glanced at her again, and felt more and more pleasing to the eye, "It's not me, the earth spirit master!"

"Earth Spirit Master. She learned to speak again.

The mountain god also figured out the temperament of this little elf, if it is replaced by the age of a mortal, I am afraid that she is still in the stage of babbling, but she cannot be deceived by her appearance.

The mountain god suddenly had the feeling of being an old father, woo woo, raising a girl or something is too cute! But he simply suppressed this idiot's mood, and continued to be expressionless and silent, I am the mountain god, majestic! majestic!

"Presumably, you don't have a name, but since you are your mountain god, you can still get through the word. Although the mountain god can't get out of the mountain, but the villagers under the mountain often go to the mountain to chop wood and pick fruits, these days, there are a few teachers who lead the students to go up the mountain to collect wind and sketch, and the mountain god quietly hides aside and observes secretly, and he learns to be full of words.

He put on the appearance of a big gentleman and said: "My friend Xiaoqingshan has a spirit, and he is also a twenty-eight woman, and the word is tilted into the kite, which is to say that her appearance can make the flying kite fall for it, and you are not worse than her. ”

"Since you are the god of the mountain," he emphasized again, "according to my surname, I will have a title for mortals in the future." ”

'Jinghong, Wei Jinghong, Miss Wei, Miss Wei', the mountain god silently recited it a few times in his heart, ah, why is it so good, it deserves to be me!

"Then shocking, the mountain god will teach you to speak first, so that your future cultivation can help you!"

"I am me, you are you. The mountain god pointed at himself and at her as he spoke.

"I am me, you are you", Jinghong painted a scoop according to the gourd.

"I am the god of the mountain, and you are Jinghong. The mountain god pointed first at himself and then at her.

"You're a thriller. ”

"No, no, no, I'm the mountain god, I'm not Jinghong, I'm me, you're you, you're Jinghong. ”

"You're you, you're Jinghong. ”

......

"I, you, I am me, you are Jinghong, I am not Jinghong, this, I refer to this, I, I am the god of the mountain, you, look at my finger, I refer to you, you are Jinghong. ”

"You're a thriller. ”

......

The mountain god gave up completely, let's slow down in advance when he learns to speak, and if he continues to teach, he will begin to doubt life.

"Forget it, let's not learn this Laoshzi, you better listen and watch more first, let's go and gather the birds and beasts in the mountains now! I will hold a birthday banquet for you in the evening! This is popular in the world, of course we have to celebrate our amazing birthday!"

"Celebrate. "Jing Hong learned from him again.

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There is a tea garden on the mountainside of Weishan, which has been newly cultivated by Dai Mansion under the mountain in recent years.

There is a big green donkey hidden in the tea garden, which is the first guest to be "invited" by the mountain god to hold a birthday banquet for Jinghong.

This donkey was originally a family donkey, which Dai Fu planned to raise for camel farming tools in the tea garden, but who expected that the donkey would be scattered as soon as he entered the mountain, gnawing on the bark and gnawing on the mud, and the man would kick him when he came to pull it, and the girl would pull her clothes.

Not to mention camel farming tools, this donkey only trampled on a few tea seedlings and was already thankful. The Dai family didn't bother to take care of it, but just strengthened the fence of the tea garden and let it roam freely on the mountain.

At first, the boys who were still hungry for it went up the mountain to look for it, but the boys either didn't see a single donkey hair, or staggered down the mountain with donkey hoof prints on their buttocks - in short, no one dared to mess with this stubborn donkey anymore!

At this time, the mountain god led Wei Jinghong to find him, and along the way, he chattered to tell her about this donkey:

"At first, I pinned my high hopes on this big green donkey, and when I had nothing to do, I would pull its ears and tell him something about cultivation, and it became impatient after listening to it for a few days. Ah, is this the attitude of learning? Benshan God himself taught him true knowledge and knowledge without appreciating it, and then he ran away as soon as he saw me......

Can it outrun me? These days, it has hid in the fence of the tea garden, and it is inconvenient for me to go there when there are people, and when there is no one, it runs around the fence, running in circles, isn't it stupid......

As soon as she reached the vicinity of the tea plantation, she saw a big green donkey that had been lying and yawning suddenly pricked up its ears, and then stood up with a shudder—it was running wildly!