Huang Tiedan has never had a strong sense of resistance to taxation, "why should I pay taxes to the bastard", Huang Tiedan often thinks that as a low-level monk, you must have the consciousness of a low-level monk, and wait until you become a great monk and have the ability, and then find a way to change many unreasonable rules in this world. Of course, whether to pay taxes or not is a profound philosophical question, and Huang Tiedan can't figure it out, and he doesn't need to think about it.

There are two loose cultivation families in Qingshi Town, one is the Wei family and the other is the Dian family, both of which have the power that the scattered cultivation family should have, and the villagers in Qingshi Town have to pass through one of them if they want to pay rent and taxes. Huang Tiedan was an outer disciple of the Wei family, and the rent and taxes naturally had to be delivered to the Wei family. Huang Tie Dan has an appointment with Wei's and pays taxes to Wei's on a fixed number of days every year, which is the tax payment day.

On the 30th of March, which was one of the tax payment days agreed between Huang Tiedan and Wei, Huang Tiedan prepared all kinds of spirit wood, loaded it with a mahogany carriage made by himself, filled a cart, and then put the mahogany carriage on his mount Qingniu, and instructed the chai spirit dog to watch the house, get on the carriage himself, pull up the reins, and shouted: "Pig Gangli, let's go." ”

Huang Tiedan drove a mahogany carriage, set off from the House of Beasts, headed north, passed a small road, and headed in the direction of Wei Mansion. This trail is a dirt road, and it is a bit rugged, but fortunately, the green cow and old horse know the way, and the road is steady and steady, and it reaches the south side of the Wei Mansion. Huang Tie Dan drove a mahogany carriage again, along the artificial river, around the east side, and then crossed a stone bridge between the inner and outer houses, called "Fudong Bridge", and then arrived at a certain courtyard of the utility courtyard.

This courtyard is the place where Huang Tie Dan often visits, and every time he comes to pay rent and taxes, this courtyard is very wide, the front part is a large courtyard, and the back part is a warehouse for storing various items. As soon as Huang Tiedan entered the courtyard, he shouted early: "Hey, is anyone there? ”

Huang Tiedan's new promotion was fat, and as soon as he entered the big courtyard, he began to shout.

In front of the warehouse, there are several "warehouse managers" counting the goods, and the warehouse managers are the personnel who manage the warehouse, all of whom are served by the inner disciples of the Wei family. Several warehouse managers were so surprised that they heard someone shouting, and they looked over together and found that it was a yellow iron egg.

One of the warehouse managers is Huang Tiedan's old acquaintance, called the fruit orangutan, and it is the former who was kicked away by Huang Tiedan's big competition on Wei's big competition. The civet cat looked back, it turned out to be the cub of the yellow iron egg, the yellow iron egg often comes here to pay taxes, mostly counted by the civet, the two are a pair of "good friends". The civet cat was kicked by the yellow iron egg last time, and he wanted to kill the yellow iron egg, and finally forgot about the stubble, but he didn't expect that the yellow iron egg suddenly ran and shouted, which reminded the civet cat of the revenge of being hit last time, and for a while, a nameless fire rushed straight up from the soles of his feet.

The civet cat looked at the yellow iron egg left and right, this cub actually dared to come to his home field to find death, and dared to shout at him as soon as he came in, how can he bear this thing? So, the civet cat came forward, pointed at the yellow iron egg, and scolded: "Where did the nameless earth dog come from? Dare to come to the Wei clan to spread the wild?"

Huang Tiedan drove closer, jumped out of the car, laughed at the same time, and said: "Seaweed radish big toad, this earth dog has a loud voice, I don't know, I thought it was the elder monk of the Wei family, Uncle Ben looked left and right, up and down, it turned out to be just a ruined earth dog ear, and he actually dared to bark wildly in front of Uncle Ben? Leper earth dog, I really don't remember to fight, it's just that the scar is good and forgets the pain!"

Don't fight for steamed buns.

The civet cat knows that Huang Tie Dan is a "shrew who scolds the street", scolding the street, he is far from his opponent, first, he is a clean monk, and secondly, Huang Tiedan's cub is a hob meat, and there seems to be nothing he is afraid of, but this is his home field, knowing that this cub has a good mouth, but his momentum cannot be weak, otherwise he will not be able to mix here in the future. So, the civet cat scolded loudly: "The cub is just a crazy dog, full of obscene and lowly prodigal language, if you only say this kind of bullshit, how can you be a person?"

Huang Tiedan said: "Hahaha, amazing, amazing, a ruined dog, a lowly warehouse manager, actually wants to learn that noble overhaul, what to say about the spring and snow, it's really ridiculous." However, this Xiu is a dignified bluestone layman, and he has his own demeanor, so he will reason with you, how about it?"

When the civet cat heard this, he replied: "In this way, I can't ask for it, I'm afraid that if you can't talk about this cultivation, you will only be like a shrew scolding the street, saying some useless words, then you don't need to talk to this cultivation, scolding the street, this cultivation is ashamed." ”

The civet cat thinks that the clear stream is elegant, and the scolding of Huang Tie Dan before is a last resort, at this time Huang Tie Dan actually dares to reason with himself, how can he admit the reason, of course, he must correct his attitude, no longer speak the slang of the countryside, but use reason to persuade Huang Tiedan, so that Huang Tie Dan this cub knows that you Huang Tie Dan will not be able to scold the street at all. The meaning of the civet cat's words at this time is that Huang Tie Dan is just a shrew, in addition to scolding people, she is not reasonable at all, so she scolds the street the most, she is clear and elegant, and she will not be in the same stream as Huang Tie Dan.

Huang Tiedan listened, how could he not understand the meaning of the civet cat, but he is an upright hero, he can afford it, he can put it down, he doesn't have to pay attention to the previous things, only reason with the civet, let this villain also know and know, reasoning, I Huang Tiedan has never been afraid of anyone. Huang Tiedan arched his hand and said: "My friend has a fair attitude, which makes me admire." Next, I ask, should we welcome a guest who comes from afar?"

Huang Tiedan seems to have changed into a different person, suddenly from the "ruffian" just now, to the "Sven person" now, and the tone of his speech is also polite. Before and after Huang Tiedan, judging the two of them, the rapid change of face is staggering.

The civet cat said, "Yes, you have to be respected, but." ”

Huang Tiedan didn't wait for the civet cat to argue, and immediately grabbed the words, and said: "That's right, coming from afar, it is considered a distinguished guest, but you don't come to greet you, but you say it yourself, is this rude?"

The civet cat said, "But you." ”

Huang Tie Dan grabbed it again and said, "Don't let you, you just answer well, are you rude?"

The civet cat said, "I'll go to your sister's, and you will return." ”

Huang Tiedan grabbed it again, and hurriedly said: "Look at it, look at it, you scolded, it's not good, it's ungraceful, but fortunately, I'm a humble and broad-minded person, this is a reasonable dialogue, and I don't blame you." ”

Huang Tiedanying smiled, with a coquettish expression of "I am generous, I am better than you, you scold me, but I won't blame you".

Huang Tiedan's former and Niu's scolded the street, not Niu's ten generals, Niu's most powerful thing, that is, he will steal words, so that the opponent has nothing to say, so that he can naturally win the debate. Huang Tiedan is naturally witty, learn and use, use this method at this time, snatch the civet's words, so that the civet cat has nothing to say, and at the same time pretend to be a master, even if the other party scolds himself, it is like a breeze, and he doesn't care.

The civet cat was said in this way by the yellow iron egg, and he was robbed three times in a row, and he couldn't help but jump like thunder. Several other warehouse managers, several friends of the civet cat, they were attracted by the argument between the two, and came early to cheer for the civet, but unexpectedly, the civet cat's mouth was too stupid, and he was angry by Huang Tiedan's words in three times.

At this time, everyone couldn't help but secretly sweat for the civet cat, and one of them said: "Guo Jiyou, don't worry, calm down, you usually talk to the truth, don't be afraid of the other party." ”

The civet cat listened to the words of a certain A, and the bitterness in his heart, he usually argues with others, it is all slow and reasonable, reasonable, where will it be the current situation, Huang Tiedan, this cub, actually does not play cards according to the routine, and even robs himself three times, and does not pay attention to the rules at all. The civet cat saw the coquettish expression of Huang Tiedan, and almost scolded again, but fortunately, a certain A reminded him, so he endured it, if he scolded again, then even if he violated the rules, he could not compare to Huang Tiedan, and he was not even as good as Huang Tiedan, which was absolutely impossible.

So, the civet cat said, "Wait a minute, you can't steal the conversation anymore, or you won't be able to win." ”

This time, the civet cat spoke very quickly, and finally said a complete sentence.

Huang Tiedan heard this and said: "Oh, it turns out that the friends are worried about this, why didn't you say it earlier, the next person is called the Qingshi layman, and he is the first handsome guy in Qingshi, and he is the most reasonable." I still thought that Jiyou was convinced by what I said, so I couldn't speak? I never thought that Jiyou was a shy type and spoke so politely. Even so, if you just said something disrespectful, I will forgive you now. ”

Huang Tiedan said again: "Friends, look at it, as a bluestone layman, he is so reasonable, he is so broad-minded, and he can even tolerate the mistakes of his opponents. ”

Huang Tiedan first mocked the civet first, and then praised himself, the real "Huang Po sells melons, sells herself and boasts", she has to boast about the water, and if she continues to boast, she may have to go to heaven. Huang Tiedan's words, said in a low tone, coupled with a coquettish expression, I don't know, I thought he was preaching, answering questions for everyone, maybe he is very like a high monk, who is educating all sentient beings who are lost.

This time, even a few of the civet cat's friends couldn't stand it anymore, it was really Huang Tiedan's disgusting and endless talking, and if it went on like this, Huang Tiedan's words were estimated to be about getting old, so he had to interrupt, otherwise just listening to Huang Tiedan's mouth, his gang would be angry to death. So, when everyone saw that Huang Tiedan hadn't finished speaking, they interrupted one after another: "Your sister, stop farting, Ben Xiu can't stand it." ”