159. Reveal your true feelings
Seeing this, Huang Tiedan secretly laughed and said: Seaweed radish and big toad, Uncle Ben can't say it's good, Wei Shenfeng Lao Wang Ba, dare to pretend to be forced?
Wei Shenfeng saw that neither end was pleasing to him, so he was speechless, depressed, sulking, and then limping and staggering towards the hall.
Huang Tiedan saw that the show was over, and Wei Shenfeng didn't seem to pay attention to himself, so he couldn't help but have some fun.
Huang Tiedan was far away from Wei Shenfeng and said to Wei Shenfeng: "Wei family master, what's wrong with you?"
Wei Shenfeng was called "the head of the Wei family", and immediately burst into tears, his wife, and the disciples of the Wei family, did not recognize their identity as the head of the family, and there were still people who were willing to admit themselves, it was so happy. When Wei Shenfeng was following his prestige, wasn't the person who spoke exactly the "hob meat" yellow iron egg? Although this native was ugly, he actually spoke very well.
Wei Shenfeng said happily: "Huang Tiedan, it's great, my family is the main." ”
Unexpectedly, Huang Tiedan just wanted to tease Wei Shenfeng, but Huang Tiedan didn't wait for Wei Shenfeng to finish speaking, and grabbed the words: "Master Wei, Xiao Xiu has something to do, so I will leave first." ”
Huang Tiedan didn't care about Wei Shenfeng's reaction, and went away early.
Wei Shenfeng just had a tearful touch, and wanted to say a few touching words to Huang Tiedan, but unexpectedly, Huang Tiedan left after speaking, and ran away, Wei Shenfeng didn't finish speaking, and the remaining half of the sentence could only be choked in his throat. Huang Tiedan teased Wei Shenfeng, and left after speaking, Wei Shenfeng thought that someone was ignoring him and really admitted the identity of his family master, so he couldn't help but get excited, but when he looked up, Huang Tiedan had already walked away, leaving Wei Shenfeng alone in the wind and snow.
Seeing this, Wei Shenfeng scolded in a low voice: "Earth Dog King Ba, even this kind of native people dare to play the head of the family, it is really a change in the world." ”
Wei Shenfeng was sad, and listened to Huang Tiedan's song again.
People's hearts are falling, fluttering, and the team is not easy to bring, not easy to bring.
I told you to go west, to the west, but to the east.
The arrogance rushes into chaos with the wind, blowing up my brother's old straw hat!
I listened to the song of leaving people again, and it made my brother's heart mess up!
Why is it not easy to take the team, so go to the bottom of the quicksand river to eat cabbage.
Wei Shenfeng was about to enter the courtyard, but after listening to the song Huang Tiedan, he couldn't help but turn even more pale.
Huang Tiedan didn't care about Wei Shenfeng, he still had something important to do at this time, that is, to find Kong Ermao. Huang Tie Dan went to the pool where he had lost his power robe before, took up the power robe, shoes, and utensils together, and put them all on, at this time a snow wind blew, although Huang Tie Dan was strong, he couldn't help but shiver, it was really because the clothes were soaked in water, and he couldn't warm up when he wore them.
After Huang Tie Dan was dressed, he began to look for Kong Ermao, Huang Tie Dan originally planned to pick up things around the Wei Mansion to see if there were any good treasures, but at this time it was important to find Kong Ermao, so these little things would be put aside.
Huang Tiedan searched all the way, walked all the way, the snow on the ground, full of traces of spirit beasts, occasionally a few spirit beast corpses and a few corpses of Wei's disciples, lying on the snow, Huang Tiedan sighed a few times, ran harder in the Wei Mansion, and called Kong Ermao loudly, but no one responded, and went to Kong Ermao's house to look for it, calling while looking for it, but no one answered.
Huang Tie Dan barked when he arrived at Kong Ermao's house, Kong Ermao did not respond, but heard a dog bark, it was Huang Tie Dan's Chai Ling Dog, who had been hiding in the secret place of the courtyard, and at this time he heard Huang Tiedan's bark, so he wagged his tail and greeted him. Huang Tiedan took the Chai Lingdog and began to look for Kong Ermao again, but Kong Ermao just didn't agree, and he didn't even see Kong Ermao's body.
Huang Tiedan said secretly: Seaweed radish and big toad, old man Kong prides himself on being smart and witty, he is a slippery and slippery character, it is estimated that he has long been hiding, but this Wei Mansion is so big, where is he hiding? Oh, by the way, it is like Wei Shenfeng Lao Wang Ba, hiding underground. It's not right, this demon clan has a powerful spirit worm like the Golden Pig Mole, and it is estimated that Old Man Kong will also be found, where is this old guy hiding? It's really nerve-wracking.
After looking for a long time, but there was no trace of Kong Ermao, Huang Tiedan suddenly slapped his head, as if he suddenly realized, and said to himself: "Seaweed radish and big toad, there is, I know, such a smart person as Old Man Kong, it is estimated that he has already laid out a clever plan at home, just a few spirit beasts, a few toads, how can An Neng get him? It must be right, he must still be at home." ”
Huang Tiedan hurriedly ran to Kong Ermao's house and shouted in the courtyard: "Old man Kong, are you there?"
The voice echoed around, and there was no answer.
Huang Tiedan shouted: "Pharmacist Kong, where did you die?"
Still didn't agree.
Huang Tiedan shouted: "Seaweed radish toad, Grandpa Kong, come out." ”
There was no promise.
Huang Tiedan screamed for a long time, Kong Ermao still didn't appear, he couldn't help but be sad, although Kong Ermao was not his own grandfather, but he was better than his own grandfather, the two had a very good relationship, this time seeing that Kong Ermao was killed, and he didn't know where he died, Huang Tiedan thought about it, and began to choke, tears wet his eyes.
Huang Tiedan choked and said: "Alas, Grandpa Kong was killed by the demon clan, and when I become a great monk, I must destroy the whole toad clan." ”
At this moment, a voice said: "Little bastard, go to your sister's old dung ball, dare to curse this pharmacist, see that this pharmacist doesn't blow your dog's head." ”
As the voice appeared, a lewd old man appeared in front of Huang Tiedan, it wasn't Kong Ermao, who else?
Huang Tiedan was overjoyed when he heard Kong Ermao's voice, and when he saw Kong Ermao appear, he stepped forward and hugged Kong Ermao, snorted and cried, and said: "Grandpa Kong, it's great that you're not dead, hahaha!"
Kong Ermao saw Huang Tiedan's true feelings, and he was not moved, on the contrary, he said disgustingly: "Little bastard, get out of the way of this pharmacist, rub your snot on this pharmacist, get out!"
Huang Tie Dan reacted, let go of Kong Ermao, took a step back, and said: "Seaweed radish big toad, I'm so disgusting, how can I hug and hug a man, it's disgusting." ”
Kong Ermao said: "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, this pharmacist is disgusting, you little bastard, as soon as you come up, you will hug this pharmacist, do you think this pharmacist is willing?"
At this time, Huang Tiedan remembered You Yifan and said to Kong Ermao: "Old man Kong, you are a young lady. ”
Kong Ermao said angrily: "Little bastard, I don't want to live anymore, dare to say that this pharmacist is a male lady, see if this pharmacist doesn't blow up your dog's head." ”
Huang Tiedan hurriedly said: "Wait, listen to me, why are you getting a lot of age and haven't married a wife yet?
Kong Ermao took a sip and said, "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, little bastard, you dare to take care of this pharmacist, what is this pharmacist willing to do, can you manage it?"
Huang Tiedan smiled: "Hahaha, that's true." ”
Kong Ermao took another sip and said, "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, looking at your disgusting appearance, most of you want to be crooked." ”
Huang Tiedan's nostrils turned to the sky and said, "Hahaha, how do you know what I think?"
Kong Ermao said: "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, this pharmacist is a serious great man, how can he be a male lady?"
Huang Tiedan muttered: "I don't look like it, I'm a lot older, I don't have a wife, I always feel a little weird." ”
Kong Ermao raised his head and said, "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, the dream lover of this pharmacist, that is the first beauty in the world, this kind of thing is not enough to talk to a little bastard like you." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "Oh, I am still a dream lover, how beautiful is it, is it so beautiful as Li Yanran?"
Kong Ermao said: "I, a yellow-haired little girl like Li Yanran, how can she compare with the lover of this pharmacist, get out." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "Is it really fake? It's not that the little one said you, you look so ugly, the first beauty in the world is probably blind and has taken a fancy to you, hahaha!"
When Kong Ermao heard this, he was furious, and threw a big iron rod over, the yellow iron egg reacted quickly, and it was deflected to the side, and the big iron rod fell straight into the courtyard.
Huang Tiedan saw that Kong Ermao was angry, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Stop, it's a small one who has no words, and he doesn't dare to talk nonsense anymore." ”
Kong Ermao picked up the big iron rod, held it in his hand, and threatened: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, you will blow up the dog's head." ”
Huang Tiedan sneered: "Yes, the little one doesn't dare to talk nonsense, that, the little one asks again, is the first beauty really so beautiful?"
Kong Ermao said: "Then it is needless to say that the lover of this pharmacist was Qingshi Town back then, no, he was the first beautiful monk in Qingcheng Prefecture." ”
This time, Huang Tiedan didn't dare to tease anymore, lest he be broken by Kong Ermao, so he just asked cautiously: "Oh? I don't know who is the first beauty in Qingcheng, what is her name?"
Kong Ermao said: "You little bastard, how can you understand these things? ”
In this way, it successfully hooked the heart of Huang Tiedan's gossip, the story of Old Man Kong and the first beauty in Qingcheng, this picture must be beautiful.
Huang Tiedan said: "Old man Kong, you are known as the No. 1 pharmacist of Qingshi, you won't just be a boastful character, to be honest, the No. 1 beauty monk in Qingcheng, can people look up to you?"
Kong Ermao's nostrils were facing the sky, he snorted, and entered the hall. Huang Tiedan originally had a few important things to talk to Kong Ermao, but at this time, seeing Kong Ermao's situation, the gossip heart was even stronger, and he decided to dig up the past of Kong Ermao and the first beautiful monk in Qingcheng first.
So, Huang Tiedan also followed up in the hall, and saw that Kong Ermao was sitting in front of the mahogany table, and said when he saw the opportunity: "Please do it, the little one will make a pot of tea, and then I respectfully ask you to tell me about your romantic past." ”
After Huang Tiedan finished speaking, he went into the back room to boil water and began to make a pot of Qingxiu tea.
Kong Ermao was ridiculed by Huang Tiedan and scolded: "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, dare to come and ridicule this pharmacist, don't you want to live, right?"
Kong Ermao kept scolding in his mouth, but Huang Tiedan didn't hear it at all. Huang Tie Dan made tea, took two three-legged small tripods, poured a tripod for Kong Ermao first, and then poured a tripod himself, for a while, the tea fragrance overflowed, and it was elegant in the hall.
Huang Tiedan sat down in front of Kong Ermao and said, "Pharmacist Kong, let's start, tell me about the past between you and the first beautiful female monk, so that the little one can feast his ears." ”