The ancestors of elephant skin shrimp do not know how many generations, has been Wei's tenants, has been Wei's farmers, handymen, to the elephant shrimp father's generation, according to the old practice, the elephant family is still Wei's tenants, daily is Wei's miners, farmers, handymen, working for Wei's family, the Xiang family, have joined Wei's family, become Wei's outer disciples.

The father of the elephant skin shrimp was a miner of Wei's family, who mainly worked in the bluestone cave, while Niu's was a tailor, whose main job was to spin cloth and make clothes. Elephant skin shrimp as an outer disciple of Wei's family, was favored by Wei's high-level, selected to become a contestant of this Wei's big competition, elephant skin shrimp for this, spent more than a month to prepare, according to Niu's statement, is a waste of a month, as a result, elephant skin shrimp skills are not as good as people, and did not achieve a good ranking, this time home, was scolded by Niu's bloody head.

Niu's scolding, the scolding was reasonable, and the voice was high-pitched, the elephant skin shrimp were counted and the skin was incomplete, and the yellow iron egg followed the elephant skin shrimp, and it also became a pond fish and was scolded by Niu. This Niu is tall and big, with big shoulders and thick waist, and is also very fat, and it is estimated that sitting on the green cow can crush the green cow to death. Niu's mouth is big and yellow, his teeth are sharp, and in front of his house, he scolded his son to a bloody head, and at the same time scolded Huang Tiedan.

Huang Tiedan often comes to the elephant's house, and has long seen the skill of Niu's knife mouth, and at this time he saw Niu's scolding, so he grinned, arched his hand to Niu's, and said: "It turns out that Aunt Niu is here, Xiaoxiu is here, please be good, please be good." ”

Niu didn't buy it at all, and scolded Huang Tiedan: "You little orphan, just a mere farmer, the toad wants to eat swans, pure dreams, all day long, just thinking about what kind of sect cultivator, just like you, you can become a fart sect cultivator, Aunt Niu advises you, don't be too high, be a man, be down-to-earth, this is the future, you local people, don't always think about one step to the sky, you can't kill you?"

Huang Tiedan is above the Wei family's big competition, and the tongue fights the heroes, so that everyone has a deep impression of his sharp teeth and mouth, thinking that Huang Tiedan is a very profitable local people, at this time, Huang Tiedan faced the Niu family, but he was a small witch, and his mouth skills were ashamed. Huang Tiedan heard Niu scolding himself for being an orphan, and he was not angry, because Niu often scolded him like this, and Huang Tiedan got used to it over time.

Huang Tiedan said secretly: Seaweed radish toad, as the saying goes, you don't slap people in the face, you don't scold people to expose your shortcomings, this damn old woman, she loves to expose people's shortcomings, and she dares to scold Ben Daxiu for being an orphan, and when Ben Daxiu becomes great, you must let you see it, and this time you have to choke her.

Huang Tiedan said: "Aunt Niu's words are wrong, as the saying goes, if a monk doesn't have a dream, what is the difference between a monk and a salted fish? ”

Before Huang Tiedan finished speaking, Niu Shi opened his mouth and scolded: "Dream of a dime, you go to the big head of your little bastard, you look frustrated, the head is ugly, and you are not down-to-earth, you are talking nonsense, the old lady threw a kitchen knife over, and told you to cut off the blood flow immediately." ”

Huang Tiedan's is called Xiucai meeting soldiers, it is unreasonable, Niu Shi didn't give Huang Tiedan a chance to speak, even if he debated a few words, he didn't have a chance at all. Huang Tiedan finally understood, if you want people to be unable to compete with you, that is, to shut him up and make him speechless, so that he will naturally win. Huang Tiedan made Niu Shi speechless at this time, and he was angry in his heart, and secretly complained: Seaweed radish toad, this old bastard's mouth, your sister's anger is really annoying, only let her speak, but he is not allowed to refute this overhaul, blame the dragon Didong, the turtle climbs the chimney, how can I defeat this old bastard?

Huang Tiedan was in the Wei family's big competition, killing all sides, scolding everyone speechless, compared with this time, it seems that everyone is mostly humble gentlemen, and at this moment, Huang Tiedan was actually scolded by an old woman of the villagers in a district and was speechless. Huang Tiedan thought about it secretly, and then said: "Old Eighth Woman, you speak arrogantly and unreasonably, you don't know the essentials, and you don't have the same knowledge. ”

When Niu heard this, he blew up his hair and scolded: "Yo ho, you little orphan, big-headed bastard, dare to say that the old lady has no knowledge, you really have eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall." The old lady can theorize with you, and you can talk about it, with your appearance, with your qualifications, and with your status, what can you do? You big-headed bastard, you want to become a sect cultivator all day long, can you do it? Isn't this so high-minded? Tell me yourself, old lady, look at you bastard, can you say that you are ugly, you say. ”

Huang Tiedan said secretly: Seaweed radish toad, that's good, the old lady gave Ben Daxiu a chance to speak, then don't blame Ben Daxiu, this set of theories will definitely make this old Ba Po convinced.

Huang Tiedan arched his hand to the Niu family, pretending to be a humble gentleman, and said: "Don't hide it from Aunt Niu, just below, now she is a spiritual cultivator, not the same day, just by virtue of this, it can be shown that the qualifications in the lower are not bad, you go and inquire, in the entire Qingshi Town, there are a few people who can reach the spiritual guidance." Because of this reliance, I dare to say that I can become a sect cultivator, not babbling nonsense. ”

Huang Tiedan said again: "Aunt Niu, don't believe it, why can I reach the spirit at a young age, firstly, I am very qualified, and secondly, I will not tell you, I am an ascetic cultivator, and in addition to farming, all my time is spent on cultivating the truth." You say, with my qualifications, can I become a sect cultivator?"

Huang Tiedan is currently only a high-level scholar, in order to deceive the Niu family, he made up a lie and said that he was a spiritual level monk, which was intended to impress the Niu family, and the "academic discussion" in the future could go on.

Niu often sees Huang Tiedan, and knows that Huang Tiedan is a good talker, so he thinks that Huang Tiedan is nine times out of ten at this time, and he is blowing nonsense, but on weekdays, I heard that Huang Tiedan is indeed an ascetic person, and he has worked very hard for his so-called "dream of a great monk". Niu said: "Don't brag nonsense here, who doesn't know, you bastard, you love to brag the most, and you also lead spiritual monks, you probably didn't wake up from a dream, I bah, the old lady was secretly surprised just now, these many green cows flew into the sky, but it turned out that you bastard was blowing them here." ”

The implication of Niu's words is that the yellow iron egg cowhide is blown up, and the green cow is blown up all over the sky.

Huang Tiedan said: "Of course it's not me bragging, you can go and inquire, you can ask Xiao Shrimp, who won the first place in this year's Wei's Big Competition, yes, it's just in the next place." ”

Elephant Shrimp has been listening to the theory of the two on the sidelines, but he didn't dare to make a sound, at this time, he heard Huang Tiedan's remarks "I am a spiritual cultivator", with his understanding of Huang Tiedan, he knew that Huang Tiedan, the bastard, was bragging again.

At this time, Huang Tie Dan named the elephant skin shrimp and let the elephant skin shrimp corroborate it, and the elephant skin shrimp knew that Huang Tie Dan was talking nonsense, and it was not easy to poke it. At this time, Niu's pair of sharp eyes looked at the elephant shrimp, the elephant shrimp saw that his mother had sharp eyes, but he didn't dare to lie and deceive his mother like Huang Tiedan, of course, he couldn't say bluntly "Huang Tie Dan is a good braggart, and nine times out of ten he is deceiving people" and something like that, he hesitated for a moment and said honestly: "In this Wei competition, Tie Dan and Miss Li Yanran both scored eleven points and tied for the first place. ”

Huang Tiedan heard this, the elephant shrimp did not poke himself, put his mind at ease, and said loudly to the Niu family: "Aunt Niu, that's right, if Xiao Xiu didn't reach the spirit induction, why did he get the first place in Dabi, and why did he defeat so many inner disciples." I'm a person, I've always been very honest in my speech, known as the bluestone layman, the honest little Langjun, it's just the following. ”

Niu knows that Huang Tie Dan has always been talking "full of mouths and running trains", and he can't believe what he says, but at this time, he saw that the elephant skin shrimp said it really, and Huang Tiedan's appearance was not like a fake, for a while, Niu believed half of Huang Tiedan, and Huang Tie Dan called himself "Qingshi Jushi", "Honest Xiao Langjun" and the like, so it was directly filtered. Niu's fox asked, "You have really reached the level of spiritual induction?" ”

Huang Tiedan saw that Niu Shi Wu didn't believe it, so he had to bluff her, so he didn't blink his eyes, and said: "Aunt Niu, let me tell you this, my ancestors have also been wide, and they should have been a handsome son, of course, I am also a handsome son now, but if it weren't for the reason, I would be many times wider than now." ”

Niu's shameless words to Huang Tiedan were directly filtered again, and he asked suspiciously: "Oh, the old lady wants to hear how your ancestors are generous?"

Huang Tiedan said: "Don't hide it from Aunt Niu, my hometown is not Qingshi Town, you should have heard of this." ”

Niu didn't speak, he looked at Huang Tie Dan quietly, and saw what kind of ugly Huang Tie Dan could say?

Huang Tiedan saw that Niu's big eyes looked at him, looking like he was smiling but not smiling, he was full of confidence in his heart, he was making up nonsense, he had never been afraid of anyone, Huang Tiedan said again: "My ancestor's hometown is Qimeng Town, if you want to say Qimeng Town, Aunt Niu, you have a chance, you go and inquire, the old Huang family in Qimeng Town, that is the northern part of Qingcheng Prefecture, the first loose cultivation family, the entire Qingcheng Prefecture, which one does not know, which one does not know?"

It turns out that Huang Tiedan's ancestral home is Qimeng Town, which is the place where Qingcheng Beitang is located, and it is the largest town in the north of Qingcheng Prefecture.

Huang Tiedan said again: "Aunt Niu, what kind of expression are you, don't believe it, what I said is true, if you want to say that my ancestors, when they were once glorious, it was really Tian Lian Qianmo, the fields of the entire Qimeng Town, that is all ours, the villagers of the entire Qimeng Town, all of them work for my family, and the disciples under the door rarely have a hundred and eighty thousand." ”