56, there is a female Qingxia
Huang Tiedan paused, and then said: "Aunt Niu, tell me, in a family like me, should I be called an old landlord, should you call me Huang Gongzi? ”
Huang Tiedan ran the train with his mouth full, saying one set after another, Niu Shi looked impatient, and without waiting for Huang Tiedan to finish blowing the cowhide, he immediately interrupted Huang Tiedan's words and said: "Stop, the old lady doesn't want to listen to you talking nonsense, the old lady doesn't believe a word of what you say." What Qimeng Town, what Lao Huang's family, the old lady has never heard of it, don't brag here, be careful that the old lady can't help it, and blow your head off. ”
Huang Tiedan had a disdainful expression on his face, and whispered: "Hey! ”
Niu's eyes widened, like a pair of copper bells, and asked, "You big-headed bastard, what are you talking about?"
Huang Tiedan said: "I mean Aunt Niu, you are a heroine who stands up to the sky, that is so arrogant, ordinary men are less than one ten-thousandth of you." ”
Huang Tiedan's fart, Niu Shi is very useful, she said: "You said this nicely, you said so much nonsense, what do you want to say?"
Huang Tiedan said: "I want to tell Aunt Niu that my ancestors are so brilliant, and it won't be bad." My father, that's the famous Qingcheng Sect Cultivator, my mother is also a Sect Cultivator, Aunt Niu, think about it, as the son of two famous Sect Cultivators, how bad can I be? So, it's not surprising that I can easily break through and become a Spiritual Initiation Cultivator, isn't it?"
Niu said: "Little bastard, if you want to talk about things, just talk about the key points, and make another roundabout, and praise your ancestors." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "Yes, yes, what Aunt Niu taught is that Xiao Xiu doesn't know how to speak, what I mean, that is, I can achieve spiritual guidance, which is a matter of course." Now, you finally believe that I'm a spiritual guide, right?"
Niu Shi said, "So what? Who told you that when you reach the spirit level, you can become a sect cultivator?"
Qingcheng Sect's Spiritualization Conference, one of the most basic conditions is to reach the level of spiritual induction, and only villagers who have reached the level of spiritual attraction can participate in the Spiritual Conjuring Conference and have the opportunity to become a sect cultivator. This is a matter of "common sense", and generally as long as the villagers pay a little attention to the spirit summoning conference, they probably know it. At this time, Niu Shi didn't know about it for some reason.
Huang Tiedan saw that Niu's oil and salt did not enter, so he couldn't help but whisper: "Seaweed radish toad, this old woman of the local people, it's really hard to deceive, ahh ”
Niu said: "You are muttering something, and you are scolding the old lady, see if I don't blow your head." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "Aunt Niu, how can I scold you, I'm praising you, saying that you are aware of everything and can't hide anything from you." ”
Niu said, "Oh?"
Huang Tiedan said: "I'll tell you the truth, I have already inquired, two years later, it will be the centennial spirit summoning conference of the Qingcheng Sect, as long as you reach the spirit attraction, you will have the opportunity to participate in the spirit summoning conference, so I said that I can become a sect cultivator." ”
Niu said, "Oh, who are you listening to?"
Huang Tiedan said: "It was Wei Wei, the head of the Wei family, who said it. ”
Niu said: "It was said by the head of the Wei family, that is credible." ”
When Huang Tiedan heard this, he couldn't help but speculate maliciously, and secretly complained: The seaweed radish toad, this big repair is good to say, this old woman just doesn't believe it, as soon as he says Wei Miao, this old woman believes it, could it be that this old woman is the old friend of Wei Lao Wangba, hahaha, interesting, the little shrimp and his father's green hat, is it set? The old woman and Wei Wangba, good, good, strange dragon winter, turtle with chimney!
Huang Tiedan thought about this, and now smiled cheaply. When Niu saw this, he scolded: "You bastard, what are you laughing at? Could it be that you are using words to deceive the old lady?"
Huang Tiedan said: "No, I didn't hear Aunt Niu believe Xiao Xiu's words so much, so I was happy, so I smiled." ”
Niu always felt that Huang Tiedan's smile had another meaning, but he couldn't know, if he knew Huang Tiedan's malicious speculation, it was estimated that Huang Tie Dan would be torn apart. Niu asked, "Oh?"
Huang Tiedan said: "Aunt Niu speaks so boldly, talking to you, isn't that happy?"
Niu said: "That's right. ”
Huang Tiedan listened to it and said secretly: This old woman is very shameless.
Niu Shi said again: "Look at you little bastard, so enterprising, the old lady has a good thing, cheap you, just to talk to you." ”
Huang Tiedan was puzzled, and said secretly: This old woman has a beautiful thing to overhaul, it's really a strange thing, let's hear what she has to do first?
Huang Tiedan said, "Oh, I don't know what Aunt Niu commands?"
Niu said: "It's a very beautiful thing, I want to marry Qingxia to you, what do you think?"
Huang Tiedan was shocked when he heard this. It turned out that this Qingxia was none other than Niu's little daughter, the sister of Elephant Shrimp, named Xiang Qingxia. If you want to say that this is like Qingxia, the name is acceptable, but this appearance and figure make people dare not compliment. Xiang Qingxia looks like Niu's, very ugly, and her figure is like Niu's, very obese, she dies on a horse and a cow, and she is a stronger woman than Niu.
Huang Tiedan heard this, and secretly complained: Seaweed radish toad, strange dragon Didong, this old woman, is really amazing, scared Ben Daxiu, where is this marrying a girl, this is obviously to blame people. This is like Qingxia, looks like a ghost, ugly, how can he be worthy of this overhaul, this overhaul is a handsome son. Like Qingxia's figure, tsk, it's hard to say, her waist, weird dragon Didong, can be dozens of times thicker than Ben Daxiu's waist, such a woman, sit down with a butt, who can stand it? Ben Daxiu is still young, and it has not yet reached the point of talking about marriage.
Huang Tiedan said secretly: However, if the object is replaced by Li Yanran, the overhaul can still be done, Li Xiaoniang, hehe, this figure, this face, tsk, I really don't have to say, that delicate skin, when I become a big monk, I must marry this little girl, hahaha, such a beauty, make a bed and fold the quilt, think about it. And what about Xiang Qingxia, alas, this overhaul can only be thankful for not being sensitive!
Huang Tiedan's thoughts were cranky for a while, boundless. Niu Shi saw that Huang Tie Dan was silent for a long time, and asked, "Little bastard, have you thought about it for so long?"
Huang Tiedan smiled and said, "Actually, it's just a little down, I'm still young, and it's not time to talk about marriage yet, that, I'm sorry, I can only thank Aunt Niu for her kindness." ”
Niu said: "What are you talking about? You little bastard, you dare not know how to lift. The old lady married the little girl to you, that is to look down on you, you dare to refuse. Don't you know, how many young talents in our Qingshi Town want to marry Qingxia, the person who went to my family to propose relatives is really about to break through the threshold, even the eldest son of the Dian family secretly admires my Qingxia. Even so, I didn't say yes. The old lady is now marrying the little girl to you, is she lifting you, you big-headed little bastard, you don't look at your own appearance, and you dare not know how to lift?"
Huang Tiedan almost didn't laugh out loud when he heard Niu's praise of his daughter, but he finally held back, he secretly complained: Seaweed radish toad, this old woman can really talk nonsense, an ugly daughter, just let her praise the demeanor of a fairy. Look at her ghostly appearance, you can't say anything to provoke her, this major repair must be cautious and cautious, be careful, otherwise she will force this major repair to take Xiang Qingxia, then blame the dragon in winter, and the layman will be sad in winter!
Huang Tiedan said cautiously: "Aunt Niu is angry, you don't know, I am currently in the critical stage of impacting the spirit induction, and it is not appropriate to be distracted, in this way, after two years, I will become a sect cultivator, and then come back to discuss marriage, okay?"
Niu said: "How can this work, let's do this, let Qingxia follow you first, the two of you just fly together, and you also happen to take Qingxia to Qingcheng to see and understand." ”
Huang Tiedan saw that the Niu family must hand over Qingxia's ugly goods to himself, and he was very unhappy in his heart, and said secretly: An ugly product like Qingxia, it is estimated that it is difficult to marry, this old woman is forcing Ben Xiu to marry her, forcibly buying and selling, forcibly selling, seaweed radish and big toad, really think that Ben Xiu is collecting rags, it is really too bullying.
Huang Tiedan said: "Aunt Niu, I can't help it, I can't help it, Qingxia looks as beautiful as a fairy, it's not a mortal like me, I can bear it, I'm still young, and it will be a few decades before I consider marriage, and it's not too late." ”
In order not to accept Xiang Qingxia, Huang Tiedan is not stingy even with nonsense like "Qingxia is as beautiful as a fairy".
Niu said: "Didn't you just say that becoming a sect cultivator is a trivial matter? ”
Huang Tiedan really wanted to slap himself, with this old woman of the Niu family, waiting for himself here, Huang Tiedan said secretly: Could it be that this old eighth woman, I wanted to blame Qingxia on me from the beginning, and I was paving the way before, the seaweed radish toad, the more I think about it, the more right it is, your sister, I bragged about what cowhide at the beginning, but I didn't expect this old woman to calculate, alas, this monk is still too young.
Huang Tiedan said: "It's still not good, I heard Old Man Kong say that if a man marries a wife too early, it will have a great impact on cultivation, because with bonds, he will stop on the road of cultivation." Aunt Niu, think about it yourself, after you married Uncle Xiang, did his cultivation stop. ”
Niu said: "There is indeed such a thing, ahhh In short, you marry Qingxia first and see if there is any impact. ”
Huang Tiedan said: "By no means, this will affect me too much, maybe, I won't be able to become a sect cultivator." Otherwise, when I become a sect cultivator and reach enlightenment, it will not be too late to marry Qingxia again. ”