Chapter 449: Did You Drop This Golden Papyrus, Or Silver Papyrus, or ......
Erlang God finally found a place to squat down, and suddenly heard the sound of someone entering the thatched house next to him.
"Hell, there are other people in this poor and remote place?"
Erlang God frowned, and then began to concentrate on the intestinal transporting work.
I don't know how long it took, Erlang God squatted so that his feet were numb, and he finally felt more comfortable.
"Hell, this god has been promoted to a god for so many years, and it's the first time I've encountered such a sin, I'm really drunk!"
Erlang God was full of complaints, thinking that he didn't want this god to know which bastard made this kind of thing, otherwise this god would definitely kill him!
Erlang God thought as he poked to the side with his hand, but his hand was empty.
At this time, Erlang God discovered a serious problem, the straw paper of this thatched house...... Gone!
Erlang God: "......"
Oops, Benshen was a little anxious, and he didn't notice for a while that there was no straw paper in this hut.
Erlang God took a deep breath, moved his numb legs, and looked sad, thinking about what to do.
Why don't you bring some straw paper?
However, if they were to see the dignified Erlang Zhenjun, they would be poisoned and diarrhead, wouldn't it be ridiculous and generous, and ruin my century-old reputation!
No, no, no!
Why don't you let the whistling dog help?
This doesn't work, this thing is probably still pulling, but where did this guy go to pull?
Erlang God suddenly remembered the dense jungle on the side of the mountain, and couldn't help but shudder, thinking to himself that the direction he left before was a little suspicious?
Just when Erlang God was in a dilemma, there was a demon in his ears...... Ahem, angelic voice.
"Young shitman, do you lack this golden papyrus, or this silver papyrus, or this inconspicuous ordinary papyrus?"
Erlang God: "???"
Jiro's eyes widened and he looked to the place where the sound came from next to him.
"Who the hell is it, pretending to be a ghost here!" Erlang God shouted, and his third eye suddenly opened, only to see that under his golden light, everything was hidden!
But to his surprise, there was an old man standing next to him, holding three pieces of paper in his hand.
One is a golden paper, one is a silver glittering silver paper, and one is an inconspicuous ordinary paper!
"Who is this god, you ask? Could it be that you don't know, this god is the famous toilet god?"
The old man blinked, and said kindly.
Is the toilet god a minor god similar to the land lord?
Erlang God is also a little confused.
However, there are too many gods in this sky, and it seems that it is not impossible to have one more toilet god.
"Ahem, okay, just when you are the toilet god, what are you doing out of nowhere?" Erlang God wiped cold sweat, although it was through the toilet board, but how did he feel that this toilet god seemed to see himself, constantly aiming in his direction?
"This God has been called by your heart. The toilet god smiled slightly, revealing a harmless smile of humans and animals.
For some reason, Erlang God suddenly shivered, feeling a sense of foreboding.
"There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, and seeing each other is fate, may I ask if you are missing this golden papyrus, or this silver papyrus, or this inconspicuous ordinary papyrus?"
The toilet god repeated again, smiling slightly.
"Could it be that you really sent straw paper?" Erlang God took a deep breath, and then looked at the straw paper in the toilet god's hand steadily, and began to ponder in his heart.
"This young master, this golden papyrus is made of fine ancient gold leaf, eight stars on the front, eight arrows on the north, is there an authentic eight stars and eight arrows......?
The toilet god began to sell his golden papyrus, and Erlang God was also stunned when he heard it, and quickly nodded: "Then bring me a stack." ”
"You really know the goods, this golden straw paper is sold one by one, and each one is sold for an extraordinary elixir, isn't it very cost-effective?"
Transcendent elixir?
Erlang God was abrupt, why does this elixir sound so familiar, as if the last time Taishang Laojun said that the elixir was refined, it was that thing?
It is said that it has been refined for a long time, but it has never succeeded!
"Ahem, it's just a piece of golden papyrus, why is it so expensive!"
"Oh, that doesn't bother!" The toilet god is not the kind of person who is unreasonable, and he plans to leave.
"Don't, don't leave yet!" Erlang God was a little anxious, and hurriedly called out to the toilet god.
"Otherwise, this god should consider the silver papyrus. ”
Erlang God feels as if he has been pitted, but he can't keep squatting in the toilet and waiting for it to dry naturally.
"master, you really have a vision, this silver papyrus paper is refined from the axe on the Nine Heavens Guanghan Palace. This is definitely a precious treasure, every time you use one, Guanghan Palace will lose an axe to chop the laurel tree, which is equivalent to saving a crying laurel tree. ”
"As long as you insist on a piece of silver papyrus every day, it is equivalent to planting a laurel tree, and it won't take long, Alxa...... Ahem, there is a large expanse of laurel forests on the Guanghan Palace. ”
"You are here to benefit the Guanghan Palace, and the god of the moon is thanking you for the moon god of the Guanghan Palace. ”
The toilet god bowed deeply, and Erlang God looked confused when he heard it.
It seems to be the truth, why does this god always sound a little unreliable?
"Then may I ask the master, how many pieces of silver papyrus do you want?"
Facing the inquiry of the toilet god, Erlang God, who had absorbed the lessons of the previous round, took a deep breath, choked and coughed a few times, and hurriedly said: "This god just wants one!"
"Okay, thanks to a Dragon Transformation Pill!" the toilet god smiled slightly.
Isn't that a dragon elixir that can be reborn and stimulate the power of the bloodline?
This thing is no worse than that transcendent elixir!
Even if there is, the god won't keep it, isn't it fragrant to eat it yourself?
Erlang God had a straight face and stared at the toilet god with an unkind expression.
For some reason, Erlang God had an urge to grab this damn toilet god and beat him up.
"Why don't you rob it!" Erlang God finally couldn't bear it anymore and scolded angrily.
"Lord Zhenjun, don't torture the little gods, the little gods just follow the rules. Besides, the little god is an ambitious immortal, although the god position is not high, but he will never rob others of. ”
The toilet god said very seriously.
"Shut up, that's not what this god said!" Erlang God said angrily.
"Oh, the little god understands, and takes his leave!" the toilet god blinked, made a gesture, and walked away very simply.