"Don't!" Erlang God looked at the back of the toilet god leaving, felt that the future was bleak, and hurriedly called out to him.

"Lord Zhenjun, the time of the little god is very precious. Just 0.0000001 seconds ago, the god heard that there were other masters in dire straits, calling for the little god. Lord Zhenjun, there is not much time left for the little god. ”

The toilet god said with a solemn face, obviously a little unhappy.

Erlang God endured his temper and said in a deep voice: "Since this is the case, then you can give me an ordinary piece of straw paper first." ”

"Yes!" the toilet god nodded dryly.

Erlang God was stunned for a moment, and seeing that the toilet god did not ask for something to exchange, he couldn't help but ask curiously: "This ordinary straw paper, don't you need to exchange it for any elixir?"

The toilet god's face changed slightly when he heard this, and then he showed a look of disdain.

"Lord Zhenjun, who do you think this god is? Will this god use a piece of straw paper to trap you? Do you despise us inferior gods?"

Hearing the sad and dissatisfied voice of the toilet god, Erlang God hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Ahem, Ben Zhenjun didn't mean that." ”

"What does that mean? You are suspicious of people like this, and people are very sad. ”

The toilet god looked sad and indignant, and then shook his head and said: "This golden papyrus and silver papyrus are genuine treasures, but they are the gatekeepers of our toilet gods." How can you, the god on high, understand the suffering of our lower gods? ”

The toilet god sighed, and then said, "Lord Zhenjun, you don't know that it's not easy to be in our business." As the saying goes, the Buddha relies on gold, and people rely on gold paper. ”

"This straw paper used by the gods, you must choose the best gold material, hire the top designers of the heavenly court! What eight stars and eight arrows, what heavenly court royal use, what hemorrhoids holy medicine, all of them are connected to it. ”

"There must be delicate patterns on the straw paper, and the grass paper must be equipped with fragrant perfume, and there must be a toilet god standing next to it, the kind with a smile on his face. As soon as the owner enters the door, he has to tell people whether he has anything to do or not: May I help you, Sir? ”

"Our motto is one word: expensive, is it easy to go to the toilet, and if you have to, you have to spend 80,000 yuan. If you bring your own straw paper, you will be embarrassed to greet others! Do you know what a successful person is? A successful person only buys the most expensive thing! Not the best? ”

The toilet god said with a righteous face, Erlang God was confused when he heard it, and then his face was full of shame.

I know the truth, but I really can't afford it!

If you say that, I'll leave it to Guanyin Bodhisattva and Buddha Nyolai, I think they probably might be able to use it.

It seemed that he felt the shyness in Erlang God's pocket, and the toilet god was embarrassed to say anything, so he could only sigh and say: "Since Lord Zhenjun has chosen ordinary straw paper, then please treat this piece of straw paper well, don't let it die blindly, and regret it for life." ”

Erlang God: "......"

Damn, there's a lot of nonsense about this toilet god, and it's endless.

"I know, the gods will be kind to this piece of papyrus. Erlang God took a deep breath and said in a deep voice.

"That's fine, but when Ben God sends this kind of papyrus, Ben Shen has to have a small request. The toilet god squinted his eyes and said with a smile.

"God knows it's not easy to get a piece of straw paper. Erlang God's face changed slightly, but he did not hesitate to say: "Say, what are the requirements." ”

"Don't be like this, Lord Zhenjun, this is a rule that we have set since the establishment of the god of toilets. There is no such thing as giving and receiving for no reason. The toilet god smiled and said slowly: "When people go to the toilet, their mood is the most relaxed and active. Therefore, we want to hear about your experience of using the toilet so that you can have a breakthrough in understanding. ”

Erlang God: "......"

Why do I feel the familiar smell for a while?

I don't know why, Erlang God remembered Lingji Bodhisattva, it is said that this product created an unprecedented toilet Zen, and deduced this magic power to the extreme, and even broke through to become a Da Luo Jin Immortal!

"Could it be that there really is such a thing?" Erlang God couldn't help but lose his mind a little, and a strange light flashed in his eyes.

So, Erlang God lowered his head, and after thinking for a long time, his originally gloomy gaze suddenly lit up, revealing a look of great wisdom.

When a person goes to the toilet, he clenches his fists and tries to grasp everything in the world. But at the last moment, the hands were weakly opened, and in the end there was nothing......"

As Erlang God spoke, a faint Buddha light slowly rose from behind him, and the majestic breath of Buddha filled the surroundings.

And Erlang God's cultivation is also rising here, and in just a few breaths, the speed of cultivation promotion is far faster than that of decades of penance, more, and deeper!

Seeing Erlang God elated and having an epiphany, the toilet god's face changed slightly, and he said in his heart, you can also realize it like this, is it true that Lingji Bodhisattva's toilet Zen is really true?

But what did you just say? What do you want to grab when you go to the toilet?

The toilet god shuddered, then slowly handed out a piece of straw paper and said, "Congratulations to the master, you have passed!"

"Hahaha, great, there is nothing in this world that can stump my Erlang God. Erlang God was very happy, and his cultivation skyrocketed, so he hurriedly sent the toilet god.

"Ahem, it's good if you're happy, it's good if you're happy. The toilet god said a silent word, and then drifted away.

"I didn't expect that this trip to the mortal world would make me cultivate by leaps and bounds, it seems that Lingji Bodhisattva is honest and does not deceive me, and after I go back, this god will definitely promote his merits. Erlang God took a deep breath, and then picked up the straw paper in his hand.

"Worthy of the toilet god, the straw paper that came out of his hand was really different. The texture of this frosted texture, each one is distinct, and the touch is extremely strong......"

Slow, scrub?

Erlang was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the kind of straw paper, his face was extremely pale.

In a panic, he hurriedly flipped the back of the straw paper, and the other side was still a tight and fine frosted surface!

And thinner! denser!

it!

Erlang God couldn't help but exclaim, his breathing couldn't help but become short, looking at this "ordinary" piece of straw paper, he suddenly felt that life was extremely gloomy.

Do you not use it, or do you not use it, or do you not use it?