Chapter 32 Martial Arts [Ask for Subscription] Chapter 32
At this time, the roaring dog came up, and the guy with a bad stomach also saw that there were two sluts acting in front of him. Then he said: "It's not brittle, I support Lao Cui for this." Why don't you knock again...... Well, knock on it in another place. ”
Yu Huifei knocked on the ...... in a different place
Buckle!
The little monk's painful straight molars......
Yu Huifei said: "What's the matter?"
Cui Jue said: "It seems to be a little brittle, what do you think, Lao Hei?"
The Howling Dog said, "It's a little brittle." ”
The little monk thought that everyone had finally reached a consensus and that he could be liberated.
As a result, Yu Huifei said: "Something is wrong, compared to the sound just now, it's not so brittle?"
The little monk stared at Yu Huifei with beads in his eyes, as if to say, "You are a pit bastard!"
The Howling Dog said, "Why don't you knock on that place just now?"
Yu Huifei nodded: "Listen carefully and see what's wrong." ”
Everyone nodded......
Yu will not knock again!
Buckle!
"It's not right. ”
"Did you hear it wrong?"
"It's not...... It's not that the sound is wrong, it's that the little fish is in the wrong place. I remember he was knocked on the back of the head. ”
"No, knock on the forebrain. ”
"The back of the head!"
"Forebrain!"
"Don't argue, I propose, Xiaoyu, you knock him all over the head. See where exactly you knocked before...... You have to be careful, it's been revealed. Little monk, don't move, knock in the wrong place!" said the honest cowherd.
When the little monk heard this, his eyes turned white with anger, and he was about to turn his back on it.
This night, I listened to the backyard, and from time to time there was the sound of buttoning......
And the voice that was accompanied by a group of people muttering: "The sound is not right......"
"It's not in the right place......"
"Let's re-knock ......"
......
In the end, the little monk broke out: "Your uncle, are you playing with me?"
Then everyone replied unabashedly: "Yes, it's just playing with you!"
Little Monk: "#¥@......&"
"I am the Bodhisattva of the King of Jizo! You dare to do this to me, I will trouble you when I go back!" the little monk shouted.
Yu Huifei said with a smile: "It's all here, don't rush back." Besides, when you go back, it's not up to you, it's me who says. ”
"You ......" The little monk suddenly found that he thought he was the worst in his own one-third of an acre, but compared to these bastards in front of him, it was a small thing!
These bastards are a bad shit.
After knocking on his head for most of the night, Yu Huifei rubbed his fingers and said, "I can't knock it, my fingers hurt." ”
When the little monk heard this, his eyes lit up and said, "Everyone, you can rest......
At this time, Cui Jue said: "I knew you would hurt, I just found a piece of wood." Wait a minute......"
Then I saw Cui Jue holding a knife, flying up and down, and after a while, a small wooden hammer was made by him.
What's more, the wooden hammer is also wrapped in a layer of iron sheet by this goods!
When the little monk looked at it, his eyes were dripping and round, and he stared at Cui Jue and said, "You...... Or is it a person?!"
Cui Jue smiled: "Thank you for the compliment." ”
The little monk was just about to say something, when he heard the cowherd say: "Your hammer is too small, use me." ”
As he spoke, the Cowherd handed over a mace......
The little monk looked at the cowherd with a pale face and said, "You TM was taken away, right?"
Yu Huifei looked at the mace, was he really moved...... After all, the little bald man in front of him has opened the scoop of their two brothers.
But in the end, Yu Huifei gave up, took the wooden hammer, and slowly knocked ......
It feels like knocking on a wooden fish.
Yu Huifei later simply took off the white monk's robe, put it on himself, and then put the little monk in front of him......
It's just that the wooden fish looks loveless, and it's a bit of a bad scenery.
The little monk couldn't help it at all, and shouted: "What other skills do you have besides pit me?
You won, I'm convinced, and I'll be honest in the future.
If you lose, I'm the boss here!
How?"
Yu Huifei listened to the music: "You are very stubborn...... Aren't you dead yet?okay...... Today I'm going to let you die well. ”
When the little monk heard this, his eyes lit up: "You agreed?"
Yu Huifei smiled: "Of course ......"
Then Yu Huifei got up, went to the front yard to find three bottles of Erguotou and handed them to Niu Tou, Ma Mian and Bai Wuchang, and then patted the little monk on the shoulder and said, "When they finish drinking, they will start."
Good luck!
Amitabha Buddha ......"
On the other side, Niu Tou Ma Mian and Bai Wuchang raised their heads and dried up a bottle of liquor!
Then Yu Huifei immediately untied the little monk and ran away!
The Howling Dog and the Cowherd also ran away.
Cui Jue ran away in advance!
Before the little monk could figure out the situation, he heard two bangs, but the front and back doors were closed.
The little monk said: "It's hard for a group of people to beat me, and now there are only three drunks left who still want to fight me?"
Yu Huifei sat in the front yard, and the Howling Dog asked, "Can this work?"
Yu Huifei calmly smoked a cigarette and squinted at the Howling Sky Dog: "Have you forgotten how you were educated by them in the first place?"
The Roaring Sky Dog was stunned for a moment, and then shuddered: "That Bai Impermanence has at least doubled his combat power after drinking wine!"
The key is that the bull's head riding on a horse is eight hundred miles expeditious, which is too TM perverted...... I can't bear it, I can't bear it. ”
Yu Huifei nodded slightly......
Then I heard the little monk shouting from the backyard: "You three, come together!"
And then there'......
"Eight hundred miles expedited!"
"What am I doing?" exclaimed the little monk.
This is followed by the sound of the ball......
Bang!
Something seems to have been knocked off.
Then I heard the little monk snort muttering: "Nima...... It hurts. ”
But the next moment, it became......
Knock knock knock......
"Say it or not, Say it or not?"
The little monk roared sadly and angrily: "What do you want me to say......?
"Eight hundred miles in an emergency!" the little monk wailed, "You're here again......"
Bang......
Knock knock knock......
"To say or not to say, to say or not to say?"
"Fuck off, uncle, what are you asking me to say?"
"Eight hundred miles in a hurry, get out of the way!"
"Cao ......"
......
Bang......
Yu Huifei smoked a cigarette and looked up at the sky.
After a while, there was a small bald head on the wall full of bags and a bleeding nose, wailing: "Pull me ......"
But the next moment......
"Eight hundred miles expedited!"
Then the little bald head disappeared from the wall.
In its place......
"Say it or not, say it or not......"
A few minutes later, the voice of the little monk came: "Yu Huifei, I'm served......! Don't fight!"
Cowherd looked at Yu Huifei: "Do you want to let it out?"
Yu Huifei shook his head: "Don't worry, if you shout so aggressively, you should be able to hold out for a while." ”
Sure enough, the terrible screams continued to be heard from behind......
Half an hour later, there was no movement in the backyard.
Yu Huifei opened the door and looked inside.
I saw that the bull head and horse face and Bai Wuchang were already asleep...... Apparently he went crazy after drinking.
On the ground, the little monk was lying there with his head full of bags, which was called a miserable one.
Yu Huifei walked over and said, "Boy, are you convinced?"
The little monk said, "We are immortals...... We are...... is cultured......
We...... We......
Don't fight, have the ability to fight. ”
Yu Huifei listened to the music, this product is not dead yet!
It's really anti-beating and tough.
Yu Huifei smiled and said, "Wen Dou, what kind of fighting method?"
The little monk got up, stared at Yu Huifei and said, "Scold!
Yu Huifei listened to the music......
He pulled out a bottle of wine from his bosom.
When the little monk saw it, he rushed out five or six meters away!
looked at Yu Huifei vigilantly.
Apparently he still remembered that the three guys drank this thing before, and they became unrecognizable, and they were fierce. All his sufferings are suffering from this......
"You...... What are you doing? You are not allowed to move the guys!" the little monk shouted very cowardly.
Yu Huifei smiled and said: "Don't get excited, don't you want Wendou? ”
After speaking, Yu Huifei handed the wine bottle to the cowherd and said, "Brother Lang, it!"
The Cowherd was stunned for a moment and said, "My wine is very good." ”
Yu Huifei said: "I know, you drank it." After drinking, it's almost done. ”
The cowherd sighed and began to drink.
Yu Huifei leaned over to the little monk and said, "Boy, the old rule, he will start after drinking." Rest assured, it will definitely fight with you, and it will never fight with you. ”
When the little monk heard this, he was immediately relieved, and sneered: "You are doomed, I am the first person to scold in the Difu Foshan!"
Yu Huifei was not angry, and smiled earnestly: "Okay, come on." ”
Over there, the cowherd finished drinking and burped, "Hiccup...... What's that?"
Yu Huifei hurriedly walked over and said to the cowherd: "Brother Lang, your mother-in-law is here." It's attached to the little monk's body, and let's talk about it......"
After speaking, Yu Huifei left.
Bang Bang!
The two gates closed again.
At this time, Yu Huifei saw Liu Xin come out in a daze, and muttered, "What are you doing......?"
Yu Huifei looked at it and was immediately startled.
He was really afraid that Liu Xin would see the war behind...... Or see the bull head and horse face them.
So Yu Huifei rushed over and said with a smile: "Xiaoxin, wake up?"
Shall we go out for a walk?"
Liu Xin looked at Yu Huifei cutely: "What time is it...... Where are you going?"
Yu Huifei said: "I don't know, I want to go out for a walk anyway." ”
"Okay...... Then I'll walk with you for a while. Liu Xin yawned, and then went out with the fluffy rabbit hat and Yu Huifei.
Backyard......
The cowherd stared at the little monk silently.
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