Chapter 054: God Cooing
"Holy monk, it's cold and the night is cold, do you want to put on another piece of clothing to keep warm!"
"Holy monk, why the hell can't you light this firewood for half a day. I have a rag here, why don't we order it?"
"Holy monk, after walking for so long, your feet are calloused, so pitiful, why don't I bring a cloth and rub it for you?"
Along the way, the black bear spirit changed his trick and wanted to send away the robe, but Xuanzang was extremely determined to refuse.
"Black Bear Spirit, the poor monk warns you again, if you annoy the poor monk again, be careful that I go to Guanyin to complain!"
Xuanzang grimaced and gritted his teeth word by word.
"Holy monk, how can you do this to me. The black bear spirit was heartbroken, then picked up the robe and put it on the ground in front of him very respectfully, and kowtowed three times to Xuanzang sincerely.
"Holy monk, although you and I have not been together for a long time, I admire Buddhism and have already taken refuge in my Buddha. Since you don't like it, I'll leave. ”
"Lao Hei has nothing to do, only this robe is accompanied day and night, and now it is given to the destined person, and please smile at the holy monk. The black bear spirit said with great sincerity.
"Get out!" Xuanzang said angrily.
"Okay!" the black bear stumbled, and was about to leave.
But Xuanzang walked faster than him, and he ran away without a trace as soon as he clamped the horse's belly.
Black Bear Spirit: "......"
Xuanzang thought as he ran: "This black bear spirit is always pestering me, and it's not a way, or ......."
"Master, do you want my old grandson to make a move and drive him away?" Sun Wukong rubbed his hands, and the golden hoop stick in his hand had long been unable to hold it.
Come on, with your ability, according to the original book, you are on par with him, I don't think you can get rid of him.
Xuanzang didn't speak, just squinted his eyes and waited halfway for a while, and then waited until the black bear spirit ran over panting, and then said in an extremely solemn tone.
"Black Bear Zhenjun, don't say that I Tang Sanzang won't give you a chance, now the poor monk will have a question to test you, if you answer correctly, forget about this robe. If you are still entangled, don't blame the poor monk's men for being ruthless. ”
When the black bear spirit heard this, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly nodded and said, "Holy monk, please ask the question." ”
Although the black bear spirit is born as a monster, he has been immersed in Buddhism for a long time, and he claims to be the most Buddha-like monster. Although the monk from the Tang Dynasty in front of him looks a bit human, the black bear spirit doesn't think that he can't compare to him in Buddhism!
"You and I know each other once, the poor monk will not embarrass you, I will ask the simplest question. ”
Xuanzang slowly glanced at Sun Wukong, and then said in a deep voice: "Wukong, for the teacher, I will ask you first, what animals meow?"
Monkey King: "???"
Little White Dragon: "???"
Black Bear Spirit: "???"
, this question is too simple, isn't it? Are you a dead monk releasing water?
Sun Wukong scratched his head and hesitated: "Is it a cat?"
Because the question is too simple, Sun Wukong does not dare to answer casually.
"That's right. Then there is another question for the teacher, and give a demonstration to the black bear spirit benefactor. Xuanzang rolled up his sleeves and set his eyes on the white dragon horse.
"Little White Dragon, for the teacher to ask you, what kind of animal is screaming?"
"Puppy?" the little white dragon was stunned for a moment, and then replied casually.
Xuanzang nodded, indicating that it was correct. Then, under the expectant gaze of the black bear spirit, he spit out the last question.
"Black Bear Zhenjun, then the poor monk tests you, what is the cooing?"
When the black bear spirit heard this, he immediately became happy.
Isn't this a pigeon?
"Thank you, Master, for raising your noble hand. Ben Zhenjun's answer is pigeons!"
The black bear spirit replied with his head held high, as if he had won a fight.
"Wrong!" Xuanzang darkened his face, then shook his head.
"How is it possible, it's clearly a pigeon! Holy monk, don't joke with me. The black bear spirit was dumbfounded, not only him, but even Sun Wukong and others were stunned for a moment.
Well, if it's not a pigeon, what else could it be?
"The poor monk's meaning is very clear, your answer is wrong. Xuanzang shook his head sadly, then raised his tin staff and walked slowly forward.
"Slow down, Holy Monk, the true monarch is foolish, please give me some advice. The black bear spirit's face turned dark, and he raised the black tassel spear and looked at Xuanzang coldly.
Could it be that this dead monk is specially trying to make things difficult for himself? How can he not be a pigeon!
"Forget it, let the poor monk tell you. The answer is Yang Guo!" Xuanzang said word by word.
Yang Guo?
Who is this? Do we know each other?
Everyone was stunned for a moment, completely unaware of what was going on.
Xuanzang clasped his hands together, and then said with a very straight face: "Yang Guo has a master named Xiaolongnu, and every time he sees her, his aunt and aunt will shout non-stop. Tell me, is this my aunt's name?"
Monkey King: "......"
Little White Dragon: "......"
Black Bear Spirit: "@#¥%"
The black bear spirit took a deep breath, stared at Xuanzang deadly, and said angrily: "Ben Zhenjun is not convinced, there is a kind of you coming again!"
Xuanzang originally refused, but the next moment the system reminded him.
"Congratulations to the host for dying and molesting the black bear spirit, experience +30!"
Well, it seems that the door to death has been reopened, and the poor monk can only enter the house.
So, Xuanzang clasped his hands together again and said slowly: "Okay, since you are not convinced, then the poor monk will test you in another way." Just now, the poor monk tested you for the sound of animals, and now I will come and test you in a different way. ”
"Wukong, you tell the teacher, what does the cat call?" Xuanzang smiled slightly.
"Master, didn't you just say that? The cat must be meowing. Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and immediately replied.
"Hmm. Xuanzang nodded, then looked at the little white dragon and asked, "So, how does the dog bark?"
"Master, this dog is barking!" replied the little white dragon with great firmness.
"That's right, it seems that you all have good roots. Xuanzang smiled, and then set his eyes on the black bear spirit.
Before Xuanzang could speak, the black bear spirit hurriedly shouted: "It's cooing!"
"Black Bear Zhenjun, the poor monk hasn't asked yet. It's not right for you to rush to answer, and the poor monk has to reluctantly change another animal to test you. ”
Xuanzang sighed, then squinted his eyes and said, "Now the poor monk asks you, what is the name of the chicken?"
Monkey King: "......"
Little White Dragon: "......"
Black Bear Spirit: "......"
The black bear spirit took a deep breath, then looked at Xuanzang fixedly, and hesitated: "Is it giggling?"
"That's not right!" Xuanzang immediately vetoed, which made the black bear spirit's face change slightly.
Ma Dan, this dead monk really came up with a crooked question for Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu knew that it was not so simple.
"Or maybe cooing?"
In order to return the robe, the black bear spirit simply covered his conscience and talked nonsense.