Chapter 055: Can You Be Careful When You Choose a Name?
The black bear spirit said this, which instantly made Sun Wukong and the others laugh, and even the little white dragon grinned with bared teeth.
"What are you laughing at, don't you allow this chicken brain circuit to be novel and change it to a different and fresh name?" the black bear spirit scolded angrily.
"Holy monk, Ben Zhenjun really can't guess, and he asks the holy monk to teach. The black bear spirit guessed for a long time, but still didn't guess what it was, so he had to give up stupidly.
At this moment, not only the black bear spirit, but even Sun Wukong and others are curious about what this chicken is called.
Could it be that Datang's chicken cries very differently?
"The poor monk will give you a hint, this rooster crows in three words, can you guess again?" Xuanzang sighed, his eyes full of disappointment.
The black bear spirit gritted his teeth, hesitated for a long time, and finally popped out of his mouth with the three big words "Wangwang".
Xuanzang: "......"
Monkey King: "......"
Little White Dragon: "......"
Well, Xuanzang had no choice but to cover his head and said with great sadness: "Forget it, it seems that you have no relationship with Buddhism." Now I'll leave this robe for you as a souvenir. ”
So, Xuanzang pulled Sun Wukong and others and continued on the road.
"Holy monk, please stay again, and ask the holy monk to teach, what is this chicken?" The black bear was angry and hurriedly called out to Xuanzang.
Xuanzang paused for a moment and said slowly: "The crow of the chicken, naturally don't want it, don't want it." Haven't you heard?"
Monkey King: "???"
Little White Dragon: "???"
Black Bear Spirit: "???"
"Let's go, this Gao Laozhuang still has some way to go, if you don't hurry over, what should you do when it's dark?" Xuanzang touched his nose and urged.
So the group left the black bear spirit and continued to walk.
Along the way, Sun Wukong asked Xuanzang curiously, why did the chicken shout no, no.
Xuanzang smiled and said nothing, but said lightly: "Wukong, all living beings have a hundred faces, and it doesn't seem surprising that this chicken has other names." ”
Monkey King: "???"
After Xuanzang walked for a long time, the black bear spirit reacted, and his face changed in an instant.
Ma Dan, this dead monk can't fool me. Where is this rooster crow, this is clearly ...... This sanctimonious flower monk!
Xuanzang and the others walked for half an hour before they faintly saw smoke curling in the distance, obviously not far away was a village and town.
"Looks like we don't have to sleep in the wilderness tonight. Xuanzang clasped his hands together, and then immediately heard the warm prompt of the system.
"Congratulations to the host for once again killing and angering the black bear spirit, experience +50!"
Xuanzang touched his nose, strode forward with deep merit and fame, and before he could go far, he saw a man in gray following behind a Taoist priest with a reverent face.
"Dao Chief, please save my young lady. In this whole world, except for your Heavenly Master, I am afraid that no one else can save us. ”
The man in gray cried and cried, but the man in the robe stroked his goatee, shook his head and said, "No, the demonic aura here is extremely heavy, I'm afraid there is a big demon hidden." Although I, Yan Chengxia, came from a famous family and took it as my mission to kill demons and demons, I couldn't make a move easily. ”
Yan Chengxia?
Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but laugh.
What the hell is this name, can your father have a name for a snack?
Hearing someone behind her, Yan Chengxia turned her head vigilantly, but saw a monk riding a white horse walking over.
"This master, Poor Dao and you have never known each other in your life, why do you want to laugh at Poor Dao?" Yan Chengxia obviously felt that Xuanzang's laughter was very problematic, as if she was laughing at herself, and couldn't help but be furious.
"It's nothing, the poor monk just remembered something interesting. Xuanzang covered his mouth that was about to laugh, and then asked curiously: "This Dao Chief, do you have seven brothers in your family?"
"Huh, how did you find out? Could it be that you are also a member of our Heavenly Master's Sect?" Yan Chengxia was stunned for a moment, and then raised his head in surprise, he had no impression of the monk in front of him at all.
Xuanzang only said this sentence by mistake and half-jokingly. After hearing Yan Chengxia's incomparably affirmative answer, Xuanzang's face immediately became uncalm.
", the seven gourd baby brothers in your family should not be called the eldest baby and the second baby...... Phew, could it be called Yan Chixia, Yan Chengxia, Yan Huangxia......"
Xuanzang was almost about to recite "red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple", and Yan Chengxia's face became even more shocked when she heard this.
"Master, do you really know those brothers in my family, how do you know their names?"
Xuanzang: "......"
Phew, the poor monk said that he was blinded, do you believe it?
Xuanzang touched his nose, and then said in a deep voice: "Don't hide it, just now the poor monk met your brother Yan Chixia, who was on the way with a down-and-out scholar with extremely bad luck." ”
"I see, no wonder. Yan Chengxia believed it and nodded hurriedly.
"Cut, when it comes to bad luck, can it be as bad luck as my Gao Laozhuang, can it be worse than my eldest lady?" Gao Laozhuang's Gao Cai complained dissatisfiedly.
Xuanzang smiled slightly, and said with a very straight face: "It is said that the scholar surnamed Ning is really unlucky, and his luck is really a ghost!"
Gao Cai: "???"
Yan Chengxia: "???"
Bad luck is bad, why do we feel that you say this, there is something else?
Gao Cai and the two looked at each other, while Sun Wukong was covering his head, and he suddenly had the urge to kill this master!
He finally figured out what the rooster crowed just now, and now that he is talking about a ghost, it makes Sun Wukong roll his eyes.
Ma Dan, this dead monk is becoming more and more improper.
"Dao Chief, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, please help us. Gao Cai pleaded bitterly again.
"No, you can do anything else, but this is the only thing that you can't do. Yan Chengxia resigned righteously.
And Xuanzang smiled slightly, and said curiously: "Since the Taoist can't help, otherwise, let the poor monk come, maybe he can ......."
Before Xuanzang finished speaking, Gao Cai glanced at Xuanzang with disdain, shook his head and said, "You can't do it." ”
, you can't do it, can you talk well?
Xuanzang had a dark face, then pointed at Yan Chengxia, and said angrily: "He cultivates the Dao, I practice the Dharma, although the Dao is different, but the demon slaying does not separate the Buddha, this should be right?"
Gao Cai was stunned for a moment, but immediately shook his head and said, "That's right, but you really can't help with this matter." ”
"Why, isn't it possible that you look down on the monks?" Xuanzang raised his small fist angrily and said dissatisfied.
"It's because you're a monk!" Gao Cai was extremely helpless, with a bitter face.
Xuanzang: "......"