Xuanzang and the two stopped and stopped, and soon crossed the mountains and came to a Zen temple.

"Master, it's getting dark, why don't we go in and take a rest?" Sun Wukong proposed, Xuanzang shook his head, there are still a lot of opportunities in front of his heart waiting for Lao Tzu to die, get off work so early, how can you be worthy of the Buddha.

Just when he was about to refuse, he saw a plaque hanging high in the temple, and the four big characters "Guanyin Zen Temple" were written on the gold lacquer.

Kannon Temple?!

Xuanzang took a deep breath, and names such as Elder Jin Chi and Black Bear Spirit came to mind.

, this is a big opportunity, the poor monk has to go in immediately, if the door closes late, the poor monk has to go over the wall to enter.

"Master, Lao Sun sees that this temple is located in a remote place, but it is extremely gorgeously decorated, I am afraid it is not a good place. Why don't I let my grandson explore the way for you?"

Sun Wukong felt something indescribably abnormal, and hurriedly volunteered to be a pathfinder.

If you are beaten to death with this monkey-headed stick, who will the poor monk cry to?

Xuanzang smiled slightly, put his hands together and said: "Wukong, don't be impatient, you see that this temple is so remote, it must be that the monks of the temple are concerned about Buddhism and are quiet and far-reaching." ”

"Master, it's not that the small is hidden in the wilderness, and the big is hidden in the city, how can any monk hide in such a messy ghost place. What's more, in this poor mountain and bad water, can you see the slightest bit of Buddha spirituality?" Sun Wukong questioned.

"Wukong, you still don't have enough understanding, you don't just look at the appearance, but also look at the heart. You find this temple unsettling, and it must be because the evil spirit in your heart has not disappeared. When you become a teacher, you will knock on the door, and they will definitely show you what it means to have boundless love and feel at home. ”

So, Xuanzang threw off his robe, and walked slowly, please buckle the copper nail Zhumen.

"Who?" said a lazy voice from the depths of the heavy door.

"The poor monk is a monk passing by and wants to spend the night here......"

Before Xuanzang could finish speaking, there was a clang, and the door was closed again.

Xuanzang: "......"

Monkey King: "......"

Xuanzang smiled awkwardly, and then said: "It must be that the voice of the teacher just now was too quiet, they didn't hear clearly, Wukong, don't rush to take out the golden hoop stick first." ”

So, Xuanzang patted the door of the Guanyin Monastery again, this time, the monk who stayed in the door did not raise his head, and said lazily: "It's getting late, please move the elders elsewhere, the Monastery has closed." ”

Beat your sister's Yang, you are Guanyin Zen Monastery here! Can you not be so humane, at least give Lao Tzu a 996 work system!

"Master, why don't you let my grandson come, my grandson's stick is already hungry and thirsty. ”

Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick from his ear and showed it in the wind, only to see the golden hoop stick like a battle flag, standing majestically in the open space of the Guanyin Zen Temple.

"Wukong, what is the most important thing in being a man and doing things?" Xuanzang said step by step, as if a loving teacher was enlightening primary school students, and said slowly: "It is patient, and it is impossible to reach thousands of miles without accumulating steps." ”

"Be a man, but my grandson is a monkey, and he has a half-woolen relationship with me?"

Xuanzang: "......"

"Wukong, you give the teacher another chance, and the teacher promises to let them open the door. Xuanzang took a deep breath, then put his right palm to his mouth through the crack in the door and whispered.

"Is that little master inside? The poor monk is a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and there is a monkey under the poor monk's seat, and he is omnipotent in all kinds of magical powers. ”

"We know the principle of operation of celestial bodies, and we know the organic and inorganic reactions below, with elliptical hyperbolas in front and hybrid biospheres in the back. ”

"You can speak English on the outside, you can study ancient Chinese on the inside, you can find a number of columns, and you can speak Ma Zhe. Tracing back to China for 5,000 years, extending the land and sea of Chizhou, knowing music, art, computers, and martial arts and folk vices!"

The monk there was stunned by Xuanzang's fierce tiger and wolf words.

Although he understood every word, he didn't know what it meant when it was strung together.

"Elder, what do you want to say?" the little monk inside asked with some curiosity.

"Ahem, to put it simply, have you ever seen a monkey drink water with its nose, spit on its eyes, and write on its buttocks?" Xuanzang said with a smile.

"Elder, are you serious? The little monk opened the door in shock, looked around the door, and soon saw the Monkey King with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks.

"Seriously!" Xuanzang nodded heavily, and said in his heart: "The poor monk asked you if you have seen it, and it doesn't mean that this monkey will use these methods, anyway, the poor monk is serious...... Haven't seen it. ”

As soon as the little monk went out, he shouted at Sun Wukong: "Hey, that monkey head that looks like a short-lived ghost, quickly give the master a performance." ”

"Huh?" The second monk of Sun Wukong was confused, and was about to get angry, but Xuanzang hurriedly came over and held him down.

"Little master, didn't we just come from afar, and we haven't eaten half a little rice yet, so you can't bear to let us perform hungry?"

"That's right, wait until I go back and tell Elder Jinchi. The little monk nodded, and then smiled at Sun Wukong with an evil look, which immediately made Sun Wukong shudder.

"Master, did you just say something bad about Lao Sun again?" Sun Wukong said vigilantly.

"How come? Why do you have so much heart, are you like that kind of person for a teacher?" Xuanzang shook his head very sadly, and gently picked up the handkerchief to wipe his tears: "I didn't hesitate to come thousands of miles to be a teacher, and I didn't think that you would be like this to save you at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, but I didn't expect you to see you as a teacher like this." ”

Speaking of emotion, Xuanzang choked up in a choked tone, holding his chest and beating lightly.

"Master, the apprentice knows that he is wrong, and the apprentice no longer dares to speculate on the master. Sun Wukong took a deep breath and wanted to appease Xuanzang with a good voice.

"That's good. Xuanzang nodded, and then whispered, "By the way, do you suck water through your nose?"

"Yes, yes, but I don't suck much, and it's easy to choke. Sun Wukong replied with great sincerity.

"And do you still spit with your eyes?"

"Yes, my grandson's eyes were smoked by the alchemy furnace, and when he encountered fireworks, tears flowed loudly. Sun Wukong nodded curiously.

"What about you...... Can you write with your butt?"

Before Xuanzang finished speaking, Sun Wukong raised the golden hoop stick with a bang.

"You dead bald head, my grandson already knows that you don't have a good heart! That's right, you're not like that, because you're that kind of person!"

Sun Wukong was furious, raised the golden hoop stick and swept towards Xuanzang frantically.

"Congratulations to the host for killing himself, +10 XP!"

"Congratulations to the host for being beaten to the ground, experience +10!"

......

Under Sun Wukong's fierce operation, Xuanzang pitifully obtained 100 experience points.

"Ma Dan, it's a big loss, this wave of losses is dead. It seems that it is better to abuse oneself than to abuse others, and it is better to kill others if you don't ask for others. (Can you move your diligent little hands to vote for the recommendation?The classification signing list in front of you is fourth, and the second eldest is crying)