Chapter 037: You stand back and let the teacher come

After Xuanzang continued to recite the scriptures, Sun Wukong, who was originally incarnated as a giant ape, finally came back to his senses, and then knew that he had caused a catastrophe, so he hurriedly asked Xuanzang for his guilt.

"Those who don't know are not guilty, I believe that the envoy is also a magnanimous person, and he won't care about you, right?" Xuanzang squinted his eyes and turned his head to look at the wooden fork envoy lying in the dense grass.

"Wool, you're not guilty of being a fart ignore, you almost killed the immortal!"

The wooden fork envoy had tens of thousands of grass and mud horses whistling in his heart, and then the corners of his mouth twitched, and then he smiled and said: "It's okay, this immortal can still hold on, I just hope that the Great Sage will take it easy next time." Not all gods are as hard as this one. ”

"Don't worry, my grandson knows. Sun Wukong laughed and slapped the wooden fork messenger in a friendly manner.

And the next moment, the wooden fork messenger was like a cannonball fired by a cannon, and was directly slapped into the opposite mountain.

"Congratulations to the host for indirectly scourging the Wooden Fork Messenger, Sun Wukong's immortal power has skyrocketed, gaining experience points +100, and obtaining the title of Monkey Fighting Immortal Dominator!"

Xuanzang: "......"

So, Xuanzang and the others ran over non-stop again and pulled off the wooden fork messenger from the opposite mountain.

"Ben Xian has other important matters, I'll go first. The wooden fork messenger was afraid, and when he saw Sun Wukong, he couldn't help but shudder, said goodbye and rode the auspicious clouds, stumbling away step by step.

"Master, why did the wooden fork messenger come over suddenly? It seems that he didn't do anything and just left?" Sun Wukong rubbed the monkey hair that had not been washed for five hundred years, picked out a flea and put it to his mouth and began to gnaw with relish.

"Master, I don't know. Xuanzang saw that the flea was bitten off by Sun Wukong, and immediately felt that his scalp was numb, and then said: "Wukong, everything has a spirit and a life." As the so-called sweeping is still afraid of hurting ants, this flea is small, but it is ......"

"Come on, Lao Sun knows this. So Sun Wukong hurriedly ran towards the depths of the mountain forest.

"Sure enough, he is worthy of being a spirit monkey, and he knows that the poor monk wants him to clean it well. But there don't seem to be any lakes or anything like that. Forget it, even if he changes his clothes. ”

When Xuanzang was chattering, Sun Wukong came back as soon as he slipped through the smoke.

But it's still the same clothes, but the monkey hair has become a little shiny.

"Master, Lao Sun caught all the fleas, and now Lao Sun will release them. Sun Wukong said with great sincerity, Xuanzang nodded, and then .......

"Ma Dan, why did you throw the fleas as the teacher's side, take it away, you damn pervert!" Xuanzang's face changed greatly, and he even threw away the tin staff in fright, and ran away in a panic.

Monkey King: "......"

Isn't it said that you will be released? You must be released in front of the master, but why do you dislike it so much, master?

Not long after Xuanzang walked forward, several big men suddenly ran down from the side of the mountain, all of whom rushed over fiercely and surrounded Xuanzang.

"Eh?" Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, and before he could speak, the big man who came in front of him raised his voice and shouted loudly: "It turned out to be a wild monk from outside." Dead bald, you listen to this king. We are the king of cutting the path, leaving the money to let you live, if you don't know half a word, you will be crushed. ”

Xuanzang stopped, folded his hands and said: "It turned out to be the king of the mountain, disrespectful and disrespectful." ”

"If you know that we are powerful, you should know each other obediently, otherwise you will ......" one of the big men said viciously, he could see that Xuanzang had fine skin and tender meat, and he was dressed extraordinarily, and he should be a fat sheep, so his voice unconsciously raised a few points.

"The poor monk is not afraid of death, but the poor monk has an apprentice, covered with monkey hair and has a thunderous mouth. And he is vicious by nature, and he beat the gods just now. Xuanzang blinked his eyes and said with a kind face: "Why don't you pay some money to the poor monk first, and the poor monk will intercede with you." ”

"Hehe, this king has been blocking the road and robbing for so long, and it is the first time that he has been asked to leave money to buy his life. Boy, you're really bold, your ideas are dangerous. The big man picked up the machete and slapped Xuanzang's delicate face hard, and his tone was not good.

"Stinky boy, do you think this can scare us? You are a monk, and you are not from a circus, and you can still conjure a monkey?" the other big man sneered several times.

"That's it, it's not ashamed, you even scared us into beating up the immortals, believe it or not, we'll pick you up right away?" A slightly thin man shook his head, and the current monks in his heart would be clever in their words.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the poor monk really didn't lie to you, if you don't believe it, you can try to move the poor monk. ”

Xuanzang simply clasped his hands together, looked extremely calm, and sat cross-legged on the ground.

"Congratulations to the host for enraging the Path Cutting Thief with +30 XP!"

"Congratulations to the host for killing himself, +20 XP!"

"Congratulations to the host for being hung up by the thief, experience +10!"

"Congratulations to the host for being stripped of his clothes by the thief, and his experience points are +10!"

......

A series of prompts sounded wildly, and Xuanzang, who was hanged up, was snickering.

Fly meat is also meat, and it can increase a lot of experience anyway, and if the poor monk continues to die, he will soon be able to rise to another level.

Just as he was thinking happily, a sudden gust of evil wind blew, and then a flower appeared in front of him, only to see the thunderous Monkey King appear in front of him.

"Master don't be afraid, the apprentice is here to save you!"

"Wukong, don't be impulsive......" Before Xuanzang finished speaking, Sun Wukong sent the six big men to the west one by one.

, Lao Tzu's experience points, ahhh

Xuanzang's face changed drastically, and he was furious.

"Wukong!" Xuanzang shouted angrily, and hurriedly rushed up to see if any of these big men could live.

But under Sun Wukong's random beating, they all turned into a mess of mud, and they couldn't even tell the difference, and only if they were alive could they have ghosts.

"Master, are you angry?" Sun Wukong noticed that something was wrong, and jumped a few steps to avoid Xuanzang, looking aggrieved.

My grandson saved you, why are you ready to turn your face ruthlessly!

"Don't be angry, the poor monk is really not angry!" Xuanzang took a deep breath, and then began to recite the Heart Sutra silently.

So, our Great Sage began to roll on the ground again.

After half an hour, Xuanzang's anger finally subsided, and then Xuanzang raised his tin staff and told him repeatedly.

"Wukong, I won't care about you as a teacher today, if next time, you will beat people indiscriminately and rob people's heads, master, I can't spare you. ”

"Tu'er knows, you can rest assured, Tu'er will open the way for you in front of you, and ensure that nothing like this will happen. ”

Sun Wukong raised the golden hoop stick and was about to rush forward, Xuanzang's face changed greatly, and he threw him directly behind with one hand.

"You stand back and let the teacher come!" Xuanzang said with a righteous face.

Ma Dan, if the demons and monsters are all killed for you, who will Lao Tzu find to die?