Chapter 33: The Donkey Speaks

Mao Xiaowei didn't feel angry at the ignorance of the martial artist in front of him, because he was going to become the donkey of the Yuan Shi Tianzun, he just said lightly to the smoking martial artist:

"Tell your boss that if Master Li's family doesn't move back to the backyard to accept my day and night greetings, I won't provide your boss with donkey meat in sauce. ”

The smoking warrior was stunned when he heard Mao Xiaowei speak, and the cigarette pouch in his hand fell to the ground, and Mao Xiaowei left slowly after speaking.

Mao Xiaowei originally wanted to make a fortune in a low-key voice, but the hall master of the Red Cloud Hall and the red boy didn't give him a chance, so he could only show himself to mortals.

The first martial artist who saw Mao Xiaowei speak was stunned for a while, then jumped up and shouted to the other martial artists:

"You guys take good care of here, I have something to find Elder Huang. ”

The martial artists in charge of guarding Mao Xiaowei in the Immortal Residence were all a little stunned when they saw the Xuanwu Realm Five-Rank Martial Artist named Qi San rushing out of the Immortal Residence, in their opinion, Qi San was a martial artist with a deep city, and he didn't know why he was so excited today?

Qi San rode his fast horse all the way through the noisy streets, and after scaring many children, he rushed straight to Elder Huang's mansion and dismounted, and the elder's doorman immediately caught up with him and led the horse:

"Boss Qi, aren't you on duty in Xianju, why are you back?"

"Open the door, I have a way to make the elder make a good fortune. ”

Elder Huang heard that Qi San had found a way to get more sauce donkey meat, so he solemnly met Qi San in the living room, which flattered Qi San, who was a subordinate, of course, this was also what Qi San wanted.

"Qi San, you have thought of a good way, say it. ”

Elder Huang asked with a smile.

"Back to the Elder's words, the Patron Spirit told me today that if you want to get more sauce donkey meat, you must let Hall Master Li move back to the backyard and accept the baptism of the Patron Deity at any time. ”

"Haha, I heard that the master of Li Tang's family offended the divine donkey, and the divine donkey wants to take revenge!"

Elder Huang said knowingly.

Qi San smiled:

"Back to the elder's words, it is precisely this truth, the guardian spirit can only conjure up sauce donkey meat when he is in a good mood. ”

"Then you will send someone to call all the shareholders of Xianju to the door of Hongyun Hall, and everyone will go to Hall Master Li to reason with Hall Master Li, and you must always bear the trouble you have caused, and you can't let everyone follow him to lose money.

Elder Huang said solemnly.

"Elder, I'll go. “

Qi San said and ran out.

After a while, the front yard of Hongyun Hall was full of Xianju shareholders, and Li Tang Master was busy in the front yard to greet him after getting a report from his subordinates, and although he saw that all the shareholders were smiling, he could see that all the shareholders were smiling very reluctantly.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please come with me to the guest hall to speak. “

Hall Master Li politely invited.

Elder Huang, who was standing at the front, arched his hand to Hall Master Li and said:

"No need, I just want to ask Hall Master Li to move back to the backyard. “

When Hall Master Li heard this, he was immediately puzzled:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the small building in my backyard has not had good feng shui recently, which affects my family and I sleep, so I moved to the front yard, why did you let me move to the backyard?"

Elder Huang smiled and arched his hand:

"It is the meaning of the Guardian Saint to let Hall Master Li move back to the backyard to live, and Lord Guardian God said that if you can't see Hall Master Li, you can't sleep, and if you can't sleep, you don't have the strength to use the ancient secret method to create the world's most delicious sauce donkey meat. “

Hall Master Li listened to Elder Huang's words, and his face suddenly darkened, and he secretly cursed in his heart:

"This dead donkey is determined to eat Lao Tzu, he can't sleep if he doesn't smoke Lao Tzu's family to death!"

Seeing that Hall Master Li had a dark face and did not say anything, the shareholders also showed displeasure on their old faces.

Their cultivation is stronger than that of Hall Master Li, and being able to give this Hall Master Li a smile is only to give face to the Bull Demon King, but I didn't expect that this Hall Master Li would dare to make an inch and want to cut off their financial route.

So some shareholders said in a bad tone:

"Hall Master Li, if you don't want to make this money, you can sell the shares to us, I will find a way?"

Hall Master Li scolded in his heart:

"Bastard, don't you think it's too much for you to make money to make me smell my fart?. “

But although Hall Master Li was extremely angry in his heart, he didn't dare to make a mistake in the face of the strong man whose own sect master, the Bull Demon King, wanted to give some face, so he had to agree to move back to the backyard first, and then find a way to deal with the donkey when he moved back.

All the shareholders brought people over, Li Tang mainly did not move to the backyard, their subordinates would forcibly carry Li Tang's family to the backyard, and then forcibly lock Li Tang's family in a small building in the backyard.

Hall Master Li can now take the initiative to move to the backyard to take care of the face of the Bull Demon King, which is the most perfect solution, although the shareholders are not afraid of offending the Bull Demon King in order to make money.

Hall Master Li didn't need the warriors of Hongyun Hall to do the work, and the shareholders brought a total of more than 100 warriors, and soon moved Hall Master Li's furniture back to the small building in the backyard.

Before the shareholders left, they also left some warriors to take care of Li Tangmaster's family to prevent them from moving to the front yard again.

After Hall Master Li's family returned to the small building in the backyard again, Hall Master Li's wife cried in fear, and she was almost killed by the donkey's fart last time, causing her heart to be full of fear of the yellow gas.

The red boy recalled the painful night, and said angrily to Hall Master Li, who was smoking and thinking:

"Father, that stupid donkey is too deceitful, why don't I go to the kitchen and give the stupid donkey some medicine and kill the stupid donkey." “

Hall Master Li put down his pipe and said:

"If you kill that stupid donkey, those merchants and elders who make a fortune on stupid donkeys will come and kill us, so from now on you can't get out of this small building, I will negotiate with that stupid donkey. “

Hall Master Li walked into the Immortal Residence and entered the small building where Mao Xiaowei lived under the supervision of Qi Third and other martial artists.

Mao Xiaowei was napping, and when he saw Hall Master Li coming in, he just raised his eyes and then closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Hall Master Li bowed to Mao Xiaowei and said:

"Lord Patronus, I want you to spare me and my family, as long as you can spare us, you can do whatever you want?"

Mao Xiaowei opened his eyes again, thought for a while and said:

"You stand up and don't run, I let you take a deep breath, you take a deep breath. “

Hall Master Li was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and he didn't know why Mao Xiaowei made such a request.

But he soon knew why Mao Xiaowei made such a request, because Mao Xiaowei had already put on a posture of farting, and a donkey's tail cocked and pointed straight at Hall Master Li.

Mao Xiaowei still muttered:

"Don't move, stand still. “

The third and other martial artists who were staring at Hall Master Li saw that Mao Xiaowei was about to fire, and ran away in fright.

Hall Master Li was in a cold sweat, and he didn't care about begging for mercy, so he broke out of the small building where Mao Xiaowei lived.

Mao Xiaowei gritted his teeth and smiled, pulled his cocked donkey tail down, and then continued to sleep.