Chapter 34: The Hall Master's Anti-Donkey Strategy
After returning to his room, Hall Master Li also had palpitations, if he let the donkey's fart collapse just now, it was estimated that he would have to kill his old man.
"Father, how did you talk to that stupid donkey?"
Red Boy asked impatiently, he didn't want to let the smoke pass out again at night.
"I didn't talk about it, that animal is very bad, put a towel on your nose and sleep at night, it's hard to get out of Xiaolou today, Qi San's bastard will guard the door for us at night." β
Hall Master Li said dejectedly.
Red Boy cursed angrily and told his warriors to find enough towels to prepare to defend against the Patronus's attack.
A martial artist standing behind Hall Master Li pondered and said:
"Hall Master, the reason why the stench of the livestock has been condensed for a long time is because there is no wind blowing, as long as you can borrow a strong wind, you can blow away the stench of the animal. β
When Hall Master Li heard this, his eyes lit up and he said:
"Yes, why didn't I think of it? You take someone to the city to order twenty banana fans, each banana fan should be one person high, and then choose ten strong disciples to stand on the roof with banana fans, and the animal dares to fan the fan, and return the smell to him, and then send the strong disciple to guard every window of this small building with a fan, and when the time comes, I will strictly guard it, I think the animal can withstand me?"
The martial artists of the Red Cloud Hall got busy as soon as they got the order of the hall master, and the third rank of the Qi third-class martial artists standing at the door of the small building were only responsible for preventing the Li hall master and his family from moving, so they did not block or inquire about the martial artists of the Red Cloud Hall who came in and out.
At night, Qi San saw that the warriors of the Red Cloud Hall were carrying more than twenty one-person-high banana fans into the small building where the Li Hall Master's family lived, and he was wondering what the Li Hall Master was doing, when a red firework suddenly bloomed in the sky above the immortal residence surrounded by wooden walls, and there was a booming sound.
When Qi San saw the red fireworks, he immediately snorted, and eagerly shouted to the warriors who followed him to guard the Li Hall Master:
"Run, take shelter in the hallway leading from the backyard to the front yard, the Patronus is about to use his powers. β
The warriors who followed Qi San to guard the Li family's small building had not seen Mao Xiaowei exert their magical powers, and they were all very curious to look at the sky above the immortal residence.
These warriors had only heard in myths and stories that the gods would cast magical powers that would move mountains and seas, and each time they cast their magical powers, there would be visions in the sky, such as colorful auspicious clouds or lightning and thunder.
But they waited for a while and didn't see a vision appear in the starlit night sky, only to hear a familiar loud sound from the immortal residence:
"Porphyryββγ β
Then a large cloud of yellow gas slowly rose into the sky from the courtyard of Xianju.
There was a breeze tonight, but this breeze was blowing in the direction of Xianju, but the yellow gas was moving against the wind and slowly surging towards the small building where Hall Master Li lived, looking like a big snake flying in the sky.
How did the curious martial artists know that the martial artists in the Immortal Residence were almost exhausted at this time, because they were working hard to fan Mao Xiaowei's poorly motivated donkey-style qigong products, and the tool for fanning the wind was a wooden board removed from the wooden wall.
Mao Xiaowei was lying behind the warriors, watching the yellow gas slowly fly towards the small building where Hall Master Li lived with great anticipation, thinking in his heart:
"I wonder how much hatred this fart can earn?"
After Mao Xiaowei ate a lot of gas-producing food, he finally couldn't hold back his stomach just now, he felt that using donkey qi to release the flatulence in his stomach should have the icing on the cake, but after going out, he found that the wind at night was a headwind, which was very unfavorable for Hall Master Li and the red boy to enjoy the magical power he blessed with gas-producing foods such as white radish and garlic.
Therefore, out of an attitude of being responsible for the family of Hall Master Li, he walked to the gate of the Xianju and said to the warriors who were waiting to see the excitement in the Xianju:
"It's a headwind, and when I use my magic powers in a while, you may be unlucky, so, are you ready?"
After Mao Xiaowei finished speaking, he put on a posture to display his magical powers, and before the martial artists in the immortal residence could react, a cloud of solidified yellow gas had already appeared in front of them, and then slowly surged towards them with the night wind.
After Mao Xiaowei finished using his magical powers, he stood aside leisurely and said to the warriors with frightened faces:
"You can remove the thin planks from the surface of the wooden wall and save yourself. β
The frightened warriors had already panicked, they had all heard about Hall Master Li's family being stunned by the yellow gas, and now a large cloud of yellow gas was in front of them, and if they wanted to escape from the Immortal Residence, they had to pass through the yellow gas.
But can you still live through the yellow gas?
So now they can only actively save themselves, so the warriors who got Mao Xiaowei's prompt immediately went to dismantle the thin wooden planks used to decorate the wooden wall behind them.
The strength of the warriors is at least a few hundred catties, and they can remove the thin wooden planks with a single force, and as soon as the wooden planks are in their hands, the warriors will hold their breath and fan the yellow gas that is already close to them.
Mao Xiaowei kindly reminded:
"Standing in a row of fans would be a little better. β
At this time, the warriors had already disturbed some of the yellow gas, and the yellow gas floated around them, so hot that they couldn't open their eyes, and it was even more difficult to breathe.
Feeling the power of the donkey faction's qigong, they fanned the wind even harder, and the power of the warriors played a role at this time, and the yellow gas suspended in the air like monsters slowly moved away from them, and they breathed fresh air again, and they all felt refreshed.
But the headwinds in the night made them dare not relax, and the thin planks in their hands almost danced afterimage, and the warriors were all tired and sweaty, panting, like old dogs in summer.
Mao Xiaowei, who was watching the excitement on the sidelines, continued to say lightly:
"Fan this gas into the small building where the hall master of the Red Cloud Hall lives, and you will be safe after the hall master's family inhales this gas into their stomachs. β
When all the warriors heard this, they secretly scolded Mao Xiaowei for being too bad, but they had to admit that what Mao Xiaowei said made sense, otherwise no matter where they blew this donkey fart, they would be blown back by the night wind.
The stomach of the hall master's family is indeed the best destination for this gas.
After a while, all the warriors were already very tired, but in order to survive, they also fought hard, shouting one by one, waving the thin plank while slowly advancing forward.
Mao Xiaowei saw that the warriors were so selfless, and happily showed a mouthful of donkey teeth, he knew that he was going to get rich.
At this time, the warriors in the hall master's small building were already in place, each holding a special giant banana fan, sweating profusely at the yellow gas slowly approaching them, they were sweating because they were nervous, nervous because the volume of this yellow gas was much larger than last time, and it was thought that those white radishes played a role.
What's worse is that this gas still has a strong momentum, and dozens of warriors in the immortal residence walked behind this gas, gritting their teeth like crazy, screaming and fanning the planks that were one person tall and three people wide.
Dozens of wooden planks fanned like windmills, the wind that rolled up was not small, the dust on the ground was rolled up, it looked like flying sand and stones, and the yellow gas suspended on the flying sand and rocks was like a big demon.