Chapter 378: My Old Pig Is Not Delicious
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for using the White Arowana Suit Spirit Rune and successfully transforming into the host's designated water spray fish, rewarding experience points +5!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for successfully wetting the spider spirit and the spider girl embroidery, and reward experience points +20!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for provoking a group of spider spirits, and they are about to be beheaded in a different place, and the reward experience points are to be determined. ”
Tang Sanzang: "......"
Blame me, the poor monk is also out of escape, so he has no choice but to make this move, and the poor monk doesn't want to.
Tang Sanzang, who turned into a swimming fish, desperately swam towards the bottom of the pool, but those female goblins were clearly unwilling to let Tang Sanzang go, and everyone roared angrily: "This dead white-eyed fish must be a monster illusion, let's catch it with a net!"
Tang Sanzang snorted coldly, and said in his heart, you are just going into the water to take a bath, is it possible that you still have a net......
Before he could think for a moment, he saw thousands of spider silks spurting out from the navels of these monsters, and in just an instant, a huge web was weaved.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
Don't play so hard, don't think that the poor monk has no way to subdue you, the poor monk just thinks that God has the virtue of a good life, don't go too far!
Before he could continue to wander around, the cobwebs seemed to have a spirit, and they completely swept him up.
"Eldest sister, it turned out that this fish was making trouble!" Everyone looked at it and saw a fish more than thirty inches in size, revealing a gray belly, struggling desperately on the Internet.
But the spider web is very strong, and there is a spider spirit on the side that constantly spews out thick spider silk, locking it in place, and there is no chance of escaping for its life.
"Fish essence, is it your mischievous egg? Tell my sister obediently, can you understand what we are saying?" Sister Xiu squinted her eyes and looked at Tang Sanzang who turned into a fish essence with an unkind expression.
Faced with this proposition, Tang Sanzang of course chose not to answer.
What are you kidding, the fish that has not turned on the spirit will definitely not understand human speech, and of course will not make any movements.
Seeing that the fish spirit didn't react at all, the spider spirits who were still shouting to kill and fight were also a little confused.
Could it be that this is not the fish monster that teased them earlier?
"Eldest sister, why don't you let it go, I see that the top of this fish monster's head is bare, the thief is bright and the thief is bright, even if it is a sperm, it is a fool. I guess I don't usually smash my brain with a stone. One of the spider spirits said a little unbearably.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
Is there any causal relationship between the bare top of the head and being stoned? And the poor monk is a fish, aren't all fish bald?
"Eldest sister, why don't we slaughter this fish. You see it's getting dark, we eat this fish and go back to Pansi Cave, the time is just right. Another spider spirit made his own suggestion.
Sister Xiu squinted her eyes, stared at Tang Sanzang and sneered: "You fish spirit, if you really know spirituality, hurry up and beg for mercy." Otherwise, we'll roast you and eat it!"
Tang Sanzang chose to shut up, what kind of joke was he making, he finally sent it in front of the monster, and now the monster wants to eat himself, why should he run away?
Could it be that you are sick in the brain?
As a result, Tang Sanzang still maintained his original intention, and then ...... It was unceremoniously thrown into the cauldron by the spider spirits to cook.
Not long after Tang Sanzang was thrown into the pot, the spider spirit who ran back to the pool to play let out another scream, and then a fat-headed fish was caught in their hands.
"Sister, there's a fat fish here that keeps burrowing into our belly pockets!" said the angry spider spirit.
"It's all thrown in and boiled! It's a pot of stew!" Sister Xiu had a dark face, and said in her heart What is going on in this pond today, there are dead fish who don't know whether they are alive or dead all day long, looking for death everywhere, it's really infuriating.
And somewhere downstream of the river, Sun Wukong was yawning and rubbing his hazy sleepy eyes.
"Senior brother, second senior brother, he has been out for so long, there won't be any accidents, right?" Sha Seng roasted sweet potatoes and muttered in his mouth.
"I guess the nerd found something delicious, so he forgot to come back for a while. Sun Wukong said angrily.
"You're worried about what that pig demon is doing, and I think you should be more worried about your master. ”
The black bear spirit took a bite of the wild fruit, and said vaguely: "The dead monk has been missing for so long, I don't know that he went to that monster cave to die." ”
"Maybe, drag that pig demon into the water together. The black bear spirit rolled his eyes.
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
At this moment, the spider spirits lifted dozens of pounds of fathead fish and threw them directly into the pot.
The fat-headed fish was startled, and quickly changed into its original form, and begged for mercy loudly: "Sisters, let me go, don't eat the old pig." ”
The spiders looked fixedly, but they saw a pig demon with a fan of the ears. Seeing the murderous spider spirit on his face, the dead pig demon was so panicked that he had tears in his eyes and knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.
"Shut up, you pig demon is obviously greedy for our beauty, and take the opportunity to make trouble in the pool and take advantage of us. ”
"That's right, take it in and cook it, don't talk nonsense with him. ”
Those spider spirits didn't come out, and finally the real hammer, the guy who dared to go to them first to drill around, was this dead pig demon.
"Don't, none of the things you said were done by the old pig. I'm just running into your belly pocket......"
"Shut up, you shameless dead pig demon still dare to hide it!" the spider spirits were furious, pointing at Zhu Bajie's nose and scolding.
At this moment, Sister Xiu, the eldest sister who is a spider spirit, squinted her eyes, glanced at Zhu Bajie up and down, and said lightly: "Don't cook this pig demon......"
When Zhu Bajie heard this, his face turned happy, and he immediately muttered in his mouth: "It's still this beautiful sister, she is kind in her heart and understands ...... things."
Before he could finish speaking, Sister Xiu said with disdain: "With his size, throwing it in the pot is a waste of water." It's better to skin him and throw him in the sun. ”
A group of spider spirits: "The eldest sister is wise, and the raw dried pork tastes good!"
Zhu Bajie: "......"
"But this fat pig is too big, and it is estimated that there is no one who can't dry it for half a month. ”
Hearing the spider spirit ask this question, Zhu Bajie, who was originally nervous, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said: "That's it, don't be sunburned, it won't dry out, when the time comes, it will be moldy inside, and it will be bad to eat bad stomach." ”
Sister Xiu nodded when she heard this, as if this was the truth, and then ordered: "Okay, unload this fat pig into eight pieces, and then put it up and expose it to the sun for three days and three nights." When the time comes, pick up a few pieces and give them to Senior Brother Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch to make him appetizing. ”
Zhu Bajie: "......"
I'll go and unload the old pig into eight pieces, wouldn't that be even more cruel than raw sunning!
No, no, no, I'm going to run away from this hellish place, or I'm going to die here.