Chapter 377: Which Man Is Not Lustful
Sun Wukong looked aggrieved, Master Xindao, you don't trust me.
The black bear spirit also shuddered, looking at the nine-ring tin staff that was shining with strange light, and said that something bad was wrong in his heart.
This dead monk shouldn't be looking for the true king's bad luck, right?
Dead bear demon immortal apprentice!
As soon as he thought of this, the black bear spirit shuddered, and hurriedly squeezed out a smile on his face and said, "The holy monk must have been out of his body just now, and then go to the underworld to carry out guidance work." ”
"The post-disaster reconstruction of this prefecture is in the present generation, and it will benefit the future generations! It is a big event, a good thing, and it will not be broken or established!"
"The holy monk is not in me for success, there must be my courage to succeed, and I have made unremitting efforts for the reconstruction of the underworld, this kind of courage and responsibility should be written into the history of the Tang Dynasty...... Phew, it's written into the official history of the Three Realms!"
Speaking of the key point, the black bear spirit raised his fist extremely excitedly and said with a serious face.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
Ahem, black bear spirit, you still want to be shameless, you actually slap your ass like this, won't your conscience hurt?
"Holy monk, it's not too early, let's hurry up. The black bear spirit also felt that he was too thick-skinned, and rubbed his handboard embarrassedly and smiled awkwardly.
"Then move on, the teacher has been restless recently, and it is estimated that there are many calamities waiting for the teacher ahead. Although there are thousands of disasters, the poor monks will never regret their death!"
Tang Sanzang showed a resolute look in his eyes, and the corners of the black bear spirit and the others' mouths twitched, and said in their hearts, You are simply planning to die everywhere!
Everyone walked for a few days, and the weather became more and more sultry, and even Tang Sanzang couldn't help but stop and look up at the scorching sun.
Finally walked to the river, Zhu Bajie and others happily jumped into the river to play.
"Master, come and drink water, the water in this river is very sweet. Zhu Bajie stepped on the edge of the river and happily held a large handful of river water.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
"Bajie, do you still pay attention to hygiene? Or, you just jump into the river to take a bath!" Tang Sanzang's face was calm, and he didn't have a good air.
"Okay, master!" After speaking, Zhu Bajie jumped into the river without hesitation.
The river splashed Tang Sanzang's body, Tang Sanzang was extremely speechless, silently raised the nine-ring tin staff, and knocked it towards Zhu Bajie with a force.
"Don't, master!" Zhu Bajie shouted, shouting for help to Sun Wukong and the others.
Sun Wukong and the others laughed, laughing and scolding Zhu Bajie for being a nerd.
"For the teacher, you have to meditate for a while, don't disturb the teacher. Tang Sanzang put aside a sentence, and stepped on the river and walked upstream.
"Master, don't go up, we still have to drink water. ”
"Holy monk, can you take off your shoes first? ”
"Master, why did you start scrubbing in the shower, don't you play like this!"
Let Sun Wukong and the others shout, but Tang Sanzang still went his own way and continued to walk upstream.
I don't know how far I walked, and suddenly there was a sound of warblers singing and swallowing from a very far distance.
Tang Sanzang's face changed slightly, and he fixed his eyes on this extremely remote place, but he didn't expect that there were still people, it was really unexpected.
"It seems that there must be demons running rampant, and the poor monks are going to do the right thing for heaven and eliminate harm for the people. ”
Tang Sanzang sighed with emotion, and then looked towards Yingge Yanyu.
Soon, I saw a clear pond not far away, the fairy mist of the clear pond curled, and there were seven or eight Miaoling girls who were soaking in the pool water, constantly playing and playing.
"Lang Lang Qiankun, in broad daylight, it is so blatant and explicit, it is really unsightly. The poor monk had to go over and teach them. ”
Tang Sanzang looked distressed, and then decisively pinched a spirit rune.
"White Arowana Suit Spirit Rune, go you!"
Immediately after, Tang Sanzang turned into a swimming fish and swam quickly towards Qingtan.
"Sister Xiu, do you say that this Tang monk who learned scriptures from the west will pass by here? I heard that this Tang Sanzang's meat can live forever if you eat it. ”
In the clear pool, a beautiful girl said with a smile.
"What's so delicious about monk meat, it smells sour, and it smokes to death. Another petite girl answered.
The eldest sister who was called Sister Xiu Zhengse said: "Sisters, this monk who learns scriptures from the West is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and he is the most proud disciple of the Buddha. Eating his flesh can not only lead to immortality, but also I heard that it can improve cultivation, no matter what, we must take him down this time. ”
"Giggles, which man is not lustful, as long as we use the beauty trick, we should take down this dead monk. The youngest girl giggled.
"Don't be complacent first, there are four wicked people under the seat of this dead monk, and they are by no means good men and women, even if they are the eldest sister, I may not be able to compete, so we can only outwit. Sister Xiu squinted her eyes and said.
"That's right, as long as we're united...... Ah. One of the girls was talking when she suddenly let out a piercing scream.
"Fourth sister, what's wrong, what's wrong?" the sisters wondered.
"Like...... Something seems to be drilling into my creaky socket, it's so itchy. The fourth sister blushed and said.
"Speaking of which, it seems like there was a fish just now trying to drill my thigh. Another girl agreed.
"yes, there seems to be something on my back before, and I've been rubbing it desperately. Another girl wondered.
Suddenly, everyone's faces changed, and they felt that things were a little weird, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.
"Sister, we shouldn't be targeted by some monsters, right?" asked the youngest girl, holding her chest.
"Impossible!" Sister Xiu denied, and everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"We are originally monsters, what are we afraid of?!" Sister Xiu replied very firmly.
Everyone: "......"
"Hmph, although this pool of water is not shallow, it is not difficult to catch this haunting monster. Sister Xiu squinted her eyes and stared at the rippling pool.
Sister Xiu suddenly stretched out her hand, as fast as lightning to the pool, and then grabbed the monster that was making trouble in the pool.
"Big sister is amazing, take it out and see what the hell it is, and come and tease us with your life. ”
"Yes, yes, we want to break it into pieces, dare to bully us, what a bold act!"
Those banshees scolded loudly, Sister Xiu snorted coldly, and said with extreme disdain: "Even the swimming fish dare to attack us, it is really unbelievable and self-defeating!"
I saw Sister Xiu let go of her jade hand slightly, and the next moment a stream of water arrows slammed to the ground, directly spraying Sister Xiu's face with water.
Sister Xiu: "......"
I saw that the strange fish with a strange body twisted, and then re-burrowed into the bottom of the pool with a bang.
"How can this be reasonable, this fish has become a sperm, and it dares to shoot me!" Sister Xiu was furious, and her face was very dark and terrifying.