Chapter 106: The Dart
"What are we going to do next?" Pei Yun asked while gnawing on the fish in his hand, making a clattering sound, and at the same time his mouth was full of oil and thoughtless. He didn't see Pei Feng and Xi Zhen's disgusted eyes at all, or he knew, pretending not to know.
"We are going to go to the statue of Sanqing next to confess, someone is killing in the view, polluting this side of the purity. Xi Zhen glanced at Pei Yun angrily, and did not forget to make fun of this lovely nephew.
Pei Feng pursed his lips and smiled, this smile was like a lotus flower waiting to be released, if a hundred flowers fairy was ashamed of mortals, and like Xizi holding his heart, it was enough to turn all beings upside down.
Xi Zhen pretended not to see it, but Pei Yun glared at a pair of innocent eyes and said, "How can there be, I am watching the fish caught outside, and it is also roasted in the mountains, just eating it in the temple." Uncle Shi, if you and your sister don't eat it, then only I will eat it. ”
Xi Zhen suddenly laughed dumbly, until today, he didn't realize that his nephew was so cute, maybe it was also because he didn't do his job as an uncle, and he rarely looked at the shining points of the people around him. In order to hide his embarrassment, Xi Zhen coughed lightly and said, "Feng'er, this time we ......"
As soon as the words began, Pei Yun muttered and said, "Alas, in order to avoid the punishment of Sanqing, I think I still don't want to eat inside the Taoist temple, let's go eat outside." After saying that, he took the fish in his hand and walked out of the view while gnawing on it.
Everyone knew why Pei Yun did this, but they all hid it in their hearts and didn't dare to say it. Xi Zhen didn't know how helpless he was at that time, but he just used the chopsticks in his hand to stir the porridge in the bowl. It's just that Pei Feng's state is not much better, but he lowered his head vigorously, and his ears were dyed red with a red face.
"Feng'er, actually, I really want to tell you, I ......"
"I know," Xi Zhen was only halfway through his words, Pei Feng hurriedly raised his head, stared at Xi Zhen with a pair of talking eyes and said, "If you don't want to, then I'm still your nephew." As he spoke, his voice trembled.
Xi Zhen wanted to speak and stopped, but his heart was very shocked and ashamed. At this time, he didn't know what to say, because he saw Pei Feng's firm eyes, and all the words were swallowed in his stomach.
"That's good" Xi Zhen put down the dishes and chopsticks, looked at Pei Feng's busy voice and shadow cleaning up the table, and said, "Then let's go down the mountain in a while." It is said that the Zhendong Dart Bureau has a semicolon in the whole country, and Raozhou City is adjacent to Poyang Lake and the Yangtze River water and land crossing, so there should be their semicolon. We went to look for it, and by the way, we asked the Zhendong Dart Bureau to ask for a dart. ”
"Dart?"
"Yes, dart. ”
The lively Guxian ferry wharf is crowded with people, and the merchants come and go, and the shouts come and go. Directly opposite the quay, a tall building stands on the side of the road, as if with wide eyes and mouths, facing the ships coming and going on the pier. On the gate of the building, there is a sign of "Zhendong Dart Bureau", and on both sides of the gate, each stands a majestic stone lion, with beads lifelike. On the left side of the gate, on the flagpole about three feet high, a big "dart" flag hunts in the wind. In front of the gate, there were two strong men dressed in short costumes on the left and right, wearing turbans, and the two people in front of them each carried a single knife at their waists. The two people in the back each carried two knives, like a door god.
Three exquisitely dressed teenagers went straight to the gate. The big man guarding the door saw the window door of the three rich sons, pulled out the single knife at the same time, and stopped in front of the gate.
The young man on the left shook his fan, glanced at the big man, shook his head and said to the young man in the middle: "Big brother, I think this Zhendong Dart Bureau is really majestic, and the gate is also very magnificent, but there is one thing missing, but it is a fly in the ointment!"
The young man on the right showed a smile and asked, "Third brother, can you tell me, what's missing at this gate?"
The young man on the left looked at both sides of the gate, glanced back and forth, and said lightly: "It stands to reason that there is no shortage of the gate of the east dart bureau in this town, there is a dog and a chain, and there is a lack of a pair." Why don't I throw bricks and lead jade out of a couplet, and the eldest brother and second brother come out with a couplet?"
The young man in the middle said with a smile: "The third brother has such a Yaxing, and the eldest brother will naturally accompany him, but I don't know where the third brother is connected?"
Several big men who guarded the door were expressionless, and in their eyes, these three people looked like playing boys, not like they had anything to do with darts. This is a person who walks the rivers and lakes, first looks at the appearance of people when they meet them, and basically determines what the other party does. These three teenagers are extremely handsome, with fine skin and tender meat, not like people in the rivers and lakes. The darts received by the Zhendong Dart Bureau are either the property in the rivers and lakes, or the official family, or the giant. These three people don't look like people in the rivers and lakes, nor do they look like housekeepers in the official mansion, let alone giants. Therefore, the big men stopped the three of them at the door and refused to enter.
The young man on the left thought for a while and said, "This is Shanglian, saying: Qin Se dances together, and the four kings are one less round of water." The big man didn't know the meaning of this link, but the young man who was called the eldest brother in the middle had already understood the meaning of this time, and smiled slightly: "The third brother is interesting, these four kings add a round of water, but it is four Wangs!" Then the young man asked one of the big men and said, "These four Wangs, how should I read them?"
Although the big man didn't know much literacy, everyone who came said it, and inevitably said with a burst of disdain: "Isn't that just Wang Wang?" As soon as the big man said it, the other three big men snorted, but in the end, they couldn't help but laugh. The big man immediately realized that he had been tricked, and said angrily: "Where did the little rabbit cub come from, I don't look at what kind of place this is, I actually insinuated here and was presumptuous, hurry up, otherwise don't blame the uncle, I'm welcome!"
The three of them hurriedly laughed insolently while hiding, and the young man who was called the eldest brother even laughed breathlessly and said: "It's really good, third brother, look at me, look at how I treat your subordinates, you listen well: the ghosts fight each other, and the ghosts on both sides must add six knives." ”
The young man who was called the third brother pondered for a moment, and immediately laughed and said: "The eldest brother is skillful, right, the ghosts on these two sides plus six knives, isn't it the mustache?
As soon as these words came out, the four big men hurriedly put down their knives, and found a stone and compared it on the ground. One of the young men hurriedly walked among the four of them, grabbed the stones, wrote the word "鬽" on the ground and said: "This is the beard, the ghosts in the mountains, but it is a coincidence, the four of you are divided into two rows, and it happens that there are a total of six knives, which is really a coincidence!"
This came and went through the wharf, and many onlookers gathered at the door in an instant, some literate people wrote these words, and suddenly the crowd was also a burst of laughter. The three teenagers were even more laughing back and forth, and they were very happy. The four of them looked at each other for a long time before they realized that they had been tricked, and the faces of the four of them suddenly turned red, and they shouted with a fierce look on their black faces: "A few rabbit cubs who don't know whether they are alive or dead, and they don't look at what kind of place this is, they dare to go here to spread wild, you are looking for death." ”
The Zhendong Dart Bureau is majestic, and it is quite prestigious in the rivers and lakes and in the official face, so the dart masters of the dart bureau are also used to being arrogant. Seeing these three seemingly weak teenagers daring to ridicule them like this, he was naturally very angry in his heart, and he wished to arrest these three people and teach them a lesson to avenge the humiliation. Therefore, the four men pounced on the three from four angles. The three of them were in a panic, and they hurriedly ran up in a panic, and the four of them chased, and the three of them ran around the lion, so it was not lively.
The four of them chased after each other for a while, and they didn't even touch the corners of their clothes, and they couldn't help but get even more annoyed. The four of them were ruthless, and once again from four directions, they pounced fiercely at the three of them, and if they were caught, they would have to be beaten up. The onlookers couldn't help but sweat for the three weak teenagers, but when the four of them were about to pounce on the three, the three of them didn't know what spell they used, and suddenly jumped into the crowd. The four of them were caught off guard, and they couldn't hold it anymore, so they could only scream separately, and the heads of the four of them touched each other like this, and they fell to the ground.
There was another burst of laughter in the crowd, and the four men innocently touched their heads and looked at each other in an attempt to find the three men from the crowd. While the scene was chaotic, a burly middle-aged man walked out of the house. This middle-aged man is really burly, walking with a tiger, swinging his arms and powerful holes, and a pair of eyes that are bright and shiny.
When everyone saw the man come out, they were silent on the spot, and the man shouted angrily at the four of them: "What are you doing here?
The four of them were about to argue, and a joking voice came from the crowd: "It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and this Mr. Liu is famous, and the shelf is bigger." The Zhendong Dart Bureau really started to bully customers, it's really a way of hospitality!"
The crowd of onlookers felt that the atmosphere was not right, and they hurriedly ran away, leaving only three teenagers standing in place, looking coldly at the four people on the ground, and sneering.
The four of them were in a room, and the three teenagers were about to get up, when the man stretched out his hand and held down the four of them, and the tiger walked in front of the three of them and shouted in a deep voice: "Three little brothers, I don't know what kind of grudge there is between the Zhendong Dart Bureau and the foot, since the three of them have come to the door, why don't you leave your name?"
The young man who came out of Shanglian didn't answer the man's words, just looked at the other boy and said: "Big brother and second brother, I said a long time ago, the Zhendong Dart Bureau has a big business, and it won't care about our small business. I think our trip is in vain, so we might as well go back. After saying that, he made a gesture to leave.
When the man saw that the three of them were about to leave without saying a word, although he was annoyed in his heart, he also suppressed his anger, stopped the three of them and said calmly: "The three of them are safe when they come, what do you mean by leaving? If there is anything that offends the three of us in the Zhendong Dart Bureau, please make it clear to the three of them." "The man wanted to stay, but seeing that these three people were extraordinary, he wanted to be the son of an official family, so he didn't dare to use it.
The young man who called the eldest brother hurriedly grabbed the other two, and said with a smile: "The two virtuous brothers don't have to be like this, I think the Zhendong Dart Bureau is also very sincere, and even the head of the dart has come out, presumably what we entrust will be safe." ”
Seeing that these three people didn't seem to have come to seek revenge and make trouble, but as if they really came to support the darts, he hurriedly said with a smile on his face: "What this son said is very true, I have been walking in the rivers and lakes of the East Dart Bureau for more than ten years, and my friends on the road have given more face. If the guest officer has a heavy object to support, it must be good to come to my town's east dart bureau, and the three of them will come soon, why not talk in the hall?" and invited the three of them into the hall.
The three of them followed the man, and when they passed by the four men, the man said angrily: "Don't go back quickly, what you don't have the ability to see is still embarrassing here." After speaking, he led the three of them to the front hall with a smile on his face.