Huang Tiedan said as he said secretly: Now let's prevaricate this old eighth woman, and when this major repair becomes a sect cultivation, at that time, the sea and the sky are vast, who would marry Qingxia such an ugly monster.

Niu said: "You big-headed bastard, the old lady sees that you are perfunctory to me, what you say is boundless." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "But it's not, this thing came so suddenly, Xiao Xiu still has to plan and plan well, and then find Fang Shi to total, total, and deduce, to see if the two of us are compatible, in short, it will not be confirmed within ten or eight years." ”

As a country woman, Niu didn't understand what Fang Shi was, so she wondered, "Fang Shi?"

Huang Tiedan said: "It's a fortune teller, a phase master who calculates karma, and a marriage event, so you can't find a phase master to calculate it, and see if the eight characters match, right?"

Niu said: "You big-headed bastard, this kind of thing, you still use a magic stick to count a yarn, the master has the most nonsense, how can you believe it?

Huang Tiedan said: "No, Fang Shi, ahh Besides, Aunt Niu, your matter can be regarded as a forced purchase and sale, and it is forcing me to marry your daughter, so it is really difficult to answer Xiao Xiu for a while. ”

Niu said: "The old lady said, you bastard, after talking for a long time, it turns out that you don't want to marry Qingxia at all, right, you don't look down on our old elephant family." Okay, you dare to look down on the old lady and see if the old lady doesn't blow up your dog's head. ”

Huang Tiedan said: "No, no, no, I am not worthy of your daughter, your daughter is extremely beautiful, I am ugly, I am still a peasant, very incompatible, isn't it?

Niu said: "Don't talk nonsense, would you like to marry Qingxia?"

Huang Tiedan said: "I don't want to. ”

Niu said: "As far as you are in this ruined household, the old lady still doesn't want to marry Qingxia, so don't speculate, get out." ”

Huang Tiedan said, "Yes." ”

Huang Tiedan was amnesty, and he left when he was busy, he turned over on the back of the green ox, pulled the colorful golden clam, and said that he would leave, for fear that the Niu clan would suddenly regret it, leave himself, and forcibly marry Qingxia. Huang Tiedan rode the green ox and walked a few steps, turned around and said to the skin shrimp: "Little shrimp, find me when you have time." ”

Elephant shrimp stood in front of the door, listening to Huang Tiedan and Niu's, talking nonsense for a long time, and did not dare to interject, lest he be beaten by Niu's beating him.

Niu Shi shouted: "Get out, don't come to my elephant shrimp in the future, how can you be a little orphan who is qualified to make friends with my son." ”

Huang Tiedan rode a few more steps, and then turned around and said: "Tumin villagers, ridiculous and ridiculous, this overhaul has a large number of adults, and she is not as knowledgeable as a stupid woman, hahaha, the strange dragon Didong, the village woman drills the chimney, goodbye to you." ”

When Niu Shi heard this, he was furious, picked up a black iron kitchen knife on the spinning machine, took it out of his hand, and went straight to the yellow iron egg. The black iron kitchen knife broke through the wind and flew dozens of meters in the direction of Huang Tie Dan, still unabated, the target was Huang Tie Dan, if it was hit right, Huang Tie Dan would go to half a life. Huang Tie Egg Art is bold, seeing the black iron kitchen knife flying, he is not in a hurry or slow, and with a slight tilt of his head, this black iron kitchen knife did not hurt a single hair of himself. The black iron kitchen knife continued to fly forward, and then smashed into the wooden door of a shop opposite, straight to the store.

Huang Tiedan dodged the black iron kitchen knife, got carried away, turned back to Niu and said: "Wang Ba, Wang Ba, the eyes are poor, the eyes are poor, and you can't hit a single hair of the layman." ”

After Huang Tiedan finished saying this, he slapped the green bull on the head vigorously, and shouted: "Pig Ganglie, let's go." ”

The green cow was in pain, ran quickly, like a gust of wind, and ran to the end of the East Street at once, the colorful golden clam behind was pulled, ate a pull, and screamed in pain in the back, and then, it was even more involuntarily, pulled by the yellow iron egg and moved forward quickly, for a while, was beaten to seven meat and eight vegetables, could not distinguish the southeast and northwest, and was pulled by the yellow iron egg to the end of the East Street.

The villagers of Dongjie saw Huang Tie Dan and Niu Shi arguing loudly, and this time they saw Huang Tie Dan suddenly riding a bull and running wildly, and he also pulled a colorful golden clam behind him, which was inevitably strange and strange, and looked lively with interest.

The Niu clan in the back, hearing that Huang Tiedan's mouth was not inferior, was about to follow up to kill Huang Tiedan, but he was stopped by something else. It turned out that Niu's black iron kitchen knife, impartial, was inserted in a certain gate, fortunately did not hurt the innocent, the owner of this house saw this, then he didn't do it. The owner of this house is also a strong and tall middle-aged woman, she saw Niu and Huang Tie Dan arguing before, and suddenly a black iron kitchen knife flew towards the door of her house, and almost injured herself.

The middle-aged woman is also a fiery temper, seeing this situation, where can she bear it, she scolded: "Niu, you bastard, do you want to kill the old lady, actually throw things, the old lady with an axe, flatten your big fat head." ”

Niu originally wanted to catch up with Huang Tiedan, and then give Huang Tie Dan a knife, but he had no choice but to kill a Cheng bite Jin halfway, threatening to flatten his head, Niu is a violent temper, listening to the middle-aged woman's mouth, where to endure it, so he fought back and shouted: "Oh? Wang, you want to flatten the old lady's head, okay, you dare to put it right with the old lady." Wang, you can count it, when the old lady takes the kitchen knife, I will let you taste the old lady's crazy thirteen sharpenings, which will definitely break your spine and poke your mouth!"

It turned out that middle-aged women were called "Wang's". Wang's is also a tough person on weekdays, with Niu's half a catty and eight taels, hearing Niu's words, angry, this Niu's throwing kitchen knives, but unrepentant, and threatened to make himself look good, so, Wang scolded: "You shameless old slut, fat and ugly old woman, you have done something wrong, and you dare to speak wildly." Okay, the old lady is waiting for you, and she will definitely fight you to the death. ”

Niu stepped forward, in front of the gate of the Wang family, took out his black iron kitchen knife, and then said: "Dare to scold the old lady and the old slut, you old woman, you don't want to live anymore, see the old lady split you alive." ”

Seeing that a big battle was about to begin, the onlookers hurriedly stepped forward to hold the two, and some of them were still persuading them with good words, persuading them to dissipate their anger, not to be so angry, to have something to say, not to cause a tragedy.

Niu and Wang were about to stage a fiery battle, and then they were stopped by the crowd of onlookers, but the two of them did not give up, after their hands and feet were pulled, their mouths were not idle, and the two scolded and scolded their opponents to the bottom. For a while, on this East Street, foul language, country slang, flying all over the sky, Niu and Wang, both are very strong and strong, at this time they are all red-faced, the two of them will Qingshi Town, all the bullshit things are upside down, the scene is extremely exciting for a while.

Huang Tiedan originally rode a green ox, ran to the end of East Street with a smoke, and then was about to turn home, and suddenly found that Niu did not come to chase and kill, when he looked back, in front of Wang's door, the scene was very lively. Huang Tiedan was very curious, so he rode back slowly to see what was going on. Huang Tiedan took a closer look, it turned out that the Niu family and the Wang family were staging a quarrel, and Huang Tiedan was very interested for a while.

Huang Tiedan saw that the two of them were pulled by the masses, and said secretly: Seaweed radish toad, this group of local people, they love bad things, and they have no eyesight at all, but you will let go of these two heroines, let them go right, and ensure that it is a dragon fight, and they are very happy.

Huang Tiedan saw that everyone pulled the Niu family and the Wang family to death, basically this battle was difficult to carry out, but fortunately, the Niu family's Wang family, his mouth kept running out, and he was still arguing, endlessly. Seeing this, Huang Tiedan smiled slightly, and had a plan. Huang Tiedan is a good fan of the flames, and seeing that the two were arguing, he decided to cheer for the two and add fuel to the fire. Huang Tiedan pretended to be a spectator watching the excitement, and shouted from behind: "Niu's ugly appearance, stupid and ugly, Wang, kill her, don't give her good fruit to eat." ”

Huang Tiedan rode the bull to the other side again, and said: "Niu is a bastard, the appearance is too ugly, Wang, beat her, beat her so much that she didn't even know her mother." ”

Huang Tiedan changed another place, and said: "Niu's stupid woman, the speaker hates ghosts, Wang, quickly take out the big axe and flatten her head." ”

In this way, the Niu family and the Wang family quarreled in front, Huang Tiedan fanned the flames in the back, and the Wang family vaguely heard that there were several heroes behind him cheering for themselves, and the arrogance was more vigorous and the scene was more intense for a while.

Huang Tie Dan lit a fire several times in the back, and was finally spotted by a sharp-eyed crowd. At this time, everyone was pulling the Niu family and the Wang family, and Huang Tie Dan was lighting the fire in the back, and there was a person in the crowd, a certain A, he was very sharp-eyed, and saw Huang Tie Dan fanning the flames in the back, so he had a plan in his heart. A certain A is a good hand at making the "great shift" of the universe, and decided to come to the trick of attracting trouble, he saw Huang Tiedan sneaking behind him, so he suddenly shouted: "Everyone, stop arguing, look, the culprit is here." ”

Niu and Wang were drunk like this, their eyes shifted, and a certain A took advantage of the situation and pointed directly at Huang Tiedan. Everyone immediately understood, and shouted one after another: "Kill this big-headed bastard, kill this king and bastard earth dog, don't let this earth dog escape." ”

Niu Shi looked back and saw Huang Tie Dan behind, and immediately understood that it was Huang Tie Dan, a little orphan, who was scolding him in the back just now, and for a while, all his anger turned to Huang Tie Dan. Niu shouted: "Everyone, let me go, see that I don't chop this little bastard." ”

Everyone just held on to the Niu family, for fear that she would fight with the Wang family, but at this time, the target was changed to Huang Tiedan, and everyone subconsciously let go of their hands. Niu Shi was like a wild horse, took a black iron kitchen knife, and went to kill the yellow iron egg.