Chapter 7 It's a pity that the beauty has a long mouth
If it was daytime, there would have been a lot of people on the flyover, a white young man and a lewd middle-aged man sitting next to each other, and there was a broken tin can in front of both of them.
Such a combination is too strange, if only a middle-aged man is normal, after all, he is too sloppy, and the temperament of the beggars all over his body is very strong.
Zhang Lian is different, although his dress looks very ordinary, but it gives people a very clean feeling, not only the appearance is clean, but from the inside to the outside reveals a sense of refinement, in layman's terms, it is full of fairy energy.
His hair that had been coiled up before also hung loosely, and he only pulled a hairband at the back of his head, and the breeze blew a strand of hair across his cheeks, and if the girl saw it, she would definitely be fascinated and couldn't move.
But the broken tin can in front of him spoiled the scenery out of place, and it was too dazzling for anyone to associate this handsome young man with a beggar.
At this time, the middle-aged man spoke again: "Young man, it's not early, and you won't gain anything from blowing the cold wind here all night, do you have a place to live, if you don't, go with my brother, and my brother will take you to live in a mansion." ”
Zhang Lian wanted to refuse, but when he thought that he was a "black household" and had nowhere to go, he stood up and followed the middle-aged man.
Along the way, the middle-aged man turned on the chatter mode again, saying that his mansion is warm in winter and cool in summer, the lighting and ventilation are first-class, and there is also a swimming pool.
At this time, the middle-aged man suddenly stopped, Zhang Lian followed his gaze, it turned out that there was a barbecue stall on the side of the road, the middle-aged man turned around and looked at Zhang Lian shyly, "Young man, brother, I don't ask you for rent, I can live in my mansion for as long as you want, but see if you can discuss things." ”
Zhang Lian looked at him suspiciously, he rubbed his hands and said, "I'm too busy with business this day, and I haven't had time to eat, see if you can invite me to rub it first, and brother will take you to a big meal another day." ”
Zhang Lian understood, he wanted to eat his own food, so he took out the only three tickets left and asked, "I have all this money left, is it enough to eat?"
The middle-aged man's eyes lit up when he saw the money, and he nodded like pounding garlic, "Enough is enough, you can't eat a few dollars for barbecue." ”
The two came to the barbecue stall, although the boss was very disgusted with the middle-aged man, but when he saw Zhang Lian, he didn't say anything.
The middle-aged man ordered a bunch of dishes, what lamb skewers, beef skewers, lamb kidneys...... In short, except for the vegetarian dishes, he ordered them all, asked for two bottles of beer, and blew a bottle before the barbecue was served.
After all the dishes were served, he didn't greet Zhang Lian, he ate to himself, and the wind swept away, and after a while, half of the dishes on the table entered his stomach.
Zhang Lian looked at the oily barbecue, and it was all meaty, and he originally refused in his heart, but when he thought that this was his first meal after going down the mountain and entering the WTO, he tentatively picked up a bunch, tasted it, and then his eyes widened...... Oops, it smells so good!
So he also joined the sweep ranks, and after a while, a table of dishes was wiped out by the two of them, and after being full of wine and food, Zhang Lian wiped his mouth, and the aftertaste was endless.
Zhang Lian didn't expect that there was such a delicious food in the world, from childhood to adulthood, the meals he ate on Longhu Mountain were bland, and how many mouthfuls he missed.
The diners at the barbecue stall were almost gone, the middle-aged man yawned, patted his buttocks and stood up, stretched his waist, and beckoned: "Young man, check out and leave, brother will take you to visit my mansion." ”
The boss came over with the bill at this time, and when he saw the mess on the table, he was slightly stunned, thinking that these two people would not be reincarnated by starving ghosts, and it was also thanks to these two people that they were able to finish work early today.
Zhang Lian took the bill and looked at it carefully, three hundred and five yuan, the cold sweat in his head suddenly came down, and he touched the only three red tickets left in his pocket, but he didn't expect that a meal completely emptied his family, and there was a difference of five yuan.
Zhang Lian was very embarrassed to take out three banknotes, looked at the boss with a flushed face, the owner of the barbecue stall took the money, waved his hand, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, wipe a fraction of exactly three hundred, and it just so happens that today I can also collect the stall in advance and go back to cook for my son." ”
Zhang Lian was very unhappy, and he took advantage of other people's five yuan for the first meal when he came to the world, and he couldn't say anything in his heart.
He stared at the boss for a while, and suddenly said, "Boss, is Ling Lang not in good health recently." ”
The boss was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise, "How do you know!"
Zhang Lian paused and continued to ask: "Ling Lang is five years old this year, did he often wake up in the middle of the night at the beginning, and now he has a high fever for a few days, and he didn't find any problems when he went to the hospital, but he was prescribed antipyretics, and the fever didn't go away after a while, and he burned again?"
The more the boss listened, the more shocked he became, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "Yes, yes, what you said is all right, it's really God, my son just celebrated his fifth birthday last month, and it has been wrong since that day!"
Zhang Lian nodded, thinking that this was indeed the case, he just saw the black gas on the boss's face, there must be something wrong at home, pinch his fingers, and he knew everything in his heart.
Now looking at the boss's reaction, he knows that what he said is true, Zhang Lian shook his head, and said in a deep voice: "In the end, this is also the disaster you incurred, Ling Lang caught a hedgehog on the way back on his birthday and made it into a dish, and now his mother wants to use Ling Lang to avenge her child!"
The boss has been soaked in cold sweat, since he was a child, he has heard the gossip of the older generation is mentioned, folklore has five kinds of animals that are the easiest to cultivate, gray and white willow and yellow, talking about the mouse, hedgehog, snake, fox and weasel these five kinds, the folk often regard them as the five immortals, among which the hedgehog is the best at cursing.
The boss didn't expect that he was greedy for a moment and actually brought death to his son.
Suddenly, the boss knelt down for Zhang Lian with a pounce, and shouted: "God, you must have a way to save my son, this is a sin I have done, let me resist my life!"
Zhang Lian didn't want to care about this kind of thing, but since he had encountered it, he didn't want to go to the five yuan, so he picked up the boss who was kneeling on the ground, took out a talisman from his pocket and handed it to him, and instructed: "You go back and let Ling Lang take this talisman with him, don't take it off when you sleep, and wait for the first rooster to crow tomorrow, burn the talisman, flush it for him to drink, and then it will be safe." ”
In the past, when I heard this kind of thing, I would definitely think it was a trick of charlatans, but the boss heard everything Zhang Lian said that it was not bad at all, and he was a small person, and it was impossible for someone to bother to check these things about their family, so he was convinced of Zhang Lian, and then he had to kneel down for Zhang Lian.
Zhang Lian hurriedly held him up and asked him to go back quickly and solve the troubles at home as soon as possible, the boss wanted to push the barbecue money to Zhang Lian, and then give him some money, but how could Zhang Lian take his money, so he continued to walk towards the mansion that the middle-aged man said in the boss's thousand thanks.
The middle-aged man seemed to have discovered a new world, and along the way, the great immortal called Zhang Lian, asking him to calculate when he would be rich, and even more exaggerated, he also asked Zhang Lian to tell him the winning numbers of the next lottery.
To be honest, these Zhang Lian can really figure it out, but this is all a matter that damages yin morality, and he will never agree to it.
Amid the noise of middle-aged men, they finally came to the "mansion......
Zhang Lian greeted the eighth-generation ancestors of the middle-aged man in his heart at this time, where did he see any mansion, there was a broken bridge hole, where did he come from the ventilation and swimming pool on all sides, there was a little wind in the opposite direction through the bridge hole, and there was a stinky ditch next to it, which was stinking and disgusting.
The middle-aged man actually said cheekily: "How about this place, isn't it?" ”
Zhang Lian looked at him with a gloomy face, really wanting him to spit out all the barbecue he ate.
The middle-aged man walked to the bottom of the bridge, took out a few cardboard boxes, spread them on the ground, and there were many plastic bottles and cans next to him.
Zhang Lian has nothing to say, but he really has nowhere to go, so let's just take a moment......
The night passed like this, Zhang Lian slept all night smelling the stench, and the next day his stomach turned over and he was nauseated.
The middle-aged man led Zhang Lian to the overpass last night, found a place to put the broken tin can, and sat on the side of the road begging.
Zhang Lian's body was covered with dust, because he had spent the night under the bridge cave yesterday, and his face was dirty at this time, but because he looked more like a beggar, no one felt weird.
The morning passed like this, and the two of them only had a dozen yuan combined, and the middle-aged man told Zhang Lian that he would take him to eat a big meal called "instant noodles".
"Hey, that's interesting!" suddenly a crisp female voice came.
The two followed the prestige, and the middle-aged man's eyes suddenly widened, and his face was squinting like a pig, and his mouth was about to flow out.
A young woman in a dress stood in front of them, the hem of the skirt reaching above the knees, revealing two calves that were smooth and delicate like sheep fat jade, and the curves of the dress were just right.
The face is delicate, bright and bright, the peach blossom eyes are shining, the eyes are flowing with an aura, and the long hair like a waterfall is scattered to the waist, and the swing with the wind is even more amorous.
Not to mention that the middle-aged man looked like this, Zhang Lian was slightly distracted, beautiful, it was so beautiful, although the five senior sisters of Longhu Mountain had practiced since childhood, none of her had immortal energy and aura, Zhang Lian suddenly had an idea in his mind, if he married her as a daughter-in-law, he would definitely be able to compare several senior sisters with no scum.
The young woman completely ignored the middle-aged man, her attention was all on Zhang Lian, and she looked Zhang Lian up and down, as if she had found something very interesting.
"It's been a long time, wearing Armani's latest casual clothes, and actually asking for food here, is there something wrong with your brain?"
Zhang Lian couldn't help but roll his eyes, and silently retracted what he thought just now, this woman is indeed beautiful, but how can she be so beautiful when she opens her mouth, she looks like a fairy, and she speaks too rudely and impolitely!
Hey, what a beauty, but it's a pity that she has a long mouth.
Zhang Lian turned his head, too lazy to take care of her.
But the young woman didn't seem to notice Zhang Lian's emotions, and said to herself: "Although it's a little sloppy, but if you look closely, it's quite good-looking, better than the little fresh meat on TV." ”
Although Zhang Lian didn't know what Xiao Xianrou meant, he could also hear that the woman was praising him, and his mood suddenly improved a little.
The woman took a step closer to Zhang Lian and said very simply: "It's a pity to look so good-looking, it's a pity to ask for food, come with me, be my assistant, how about paying you a salary for food and housing?"
Zhang Lian's eyes lit up, and when he heard that there was a place to live and food, his heart was immediately shaken, it didn't matter if he had money or not, as long as he had food and shelter, he really didn't want to live under the bridge.
The young woman saw that Zhang Lian's heart was moved, and hit the railway while it was hot: "Take care of food and housing, how about five thousand a month, think about it and follow me." ”
Zhang Lian stood up and kicked the tin can open.
"Let's go!"