Chapter 8: Wipe Your Nosebleed

Zhang Lian followed the young woman down the overpass and came to a car on the side of the road, the woman walked to the cab and sat down, opened the window and said to Zhang Lian: "Get in the car, what a daze." ”

Zhang Lian answered, followed the example of a woman, walked to the other side, pulled the car door and sat in. It was his first time in a car, and it was a strange feeling, he looked left and right in the car, looking like he had never seen the world.

The woman looked at Zhang Lian who was looking left and right impatiently, and said angrily: "What's so beautiful, is it the first time you take a car, how do you look like a countryman." ”

Zhang Lian replied: "I'm not from the countryside, I'm from the mountains." ”

The woman laughed out loud when she heard this, this smile was as bright as a summer flower, it was very beautiful, she covered her mouth and glanced at Zhang Lian, "It looks stupid, it's quite humorous." ”

Zhang Lian rolled his eyes speechlessly, "I didn't lie to you, I really came from the mountain, in fact, I was a Taoist priest before." ”

"Hahahaha......" The woman couldn't hold back at all when she heard this, and laughed out loud while holding her stomach and completely ignoring her image.

"Oh...... I'm laughing to death...... You kid is too unscored, why don't you say you can go to heaven......" The woman said with a smile.

Zhang Lian wanted to tell her that she could really go to heaven, but she wouldn't believe it, so she thought about it a little and said: "Liu Xiaomo, a native of Wenhai County, Nanchuan City, is 24 years old this year, his parents divorced when he was 8 years old, and he grew up with his mother. ”

"Ga ......" The woman's laughter stopped abruptly, as if someone had choked her neck, she looked at Zhang Lian like a ghost, and asked tentatively, "We knew each other before?"

"I don't know ......"

"And how do you know so well?"

"I said that I was a Taoist priest before, and I calculated it. ”

"......" Liu Xiaomo stopped talking.

Zhang Lian thought she was still doubting herself, and continued: "My mother's name is Liu Huiru, 47 years old this year, she is in good health, and the only heart problem is that her daughter is 24 years old and has not found a partner......"

Liu Xiaomo screamed: "Shut up!"

Zhang Lian's words poked her sore spot, don't look at her beauty, but she is single in her mother and womb, but she has never been in love, and there are indeed many boys who pursue her, but for some reason it is all over in the end.

She didn't dare to let Zhang Lian talk about it anymore, otherwise her old bottom would be exposed by him.

But then Liu Xiaomo's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at Zhang Lian with a look of surprise, "God treats me well, I have found a treasure!"

Seeing Liu Xiaomo's expression, Zhang Lian subconsciously shrank to the side, really afraid that Liu Xiaomo would bite him.

Liu Xiaomo said to himself: "With you, my private detective agency is still afraid that there will be no business!" Then he approached Zhang Lian mysteriously, patted him on the shoulder and said with a serious face: "Little brother, my sister will definitely not treat you badly." ”

Zhang Lian was speechless at the moment, this woman is using herself as a tool to make money, but who will let herself eat other people's houses in the future, the reality is really cruel......

Liu Xiaomo started the car and was about to set off, and suddenly turned his face and asked Zhang Lian: "You haven't introduced yourself yet." ”

"Zhang Lian. ”

"Gone?"

"It's gone. ”

Liu Xiaomo rolled his eyes, good guy, tsundere can't do it.

The car was driving on the road, Zhang Lian looked like he had never seen the world, and it was strange to see anything, especially when he saw the food advertisement on the big screen of the billboard, he also stretched out his head to look.

Liu Xiaomo pulled him back and scolded: "You want to die!

Zhang Lian shrank his head, thinking to himself how could this woman be more fierce than several senior sisters, sure enough, women are all thorny.

In order to prevent Zhang Lian from getting out of the car window again, Liu Xiaomo locked the car window, and let Zhang Lian look resentful, she didn't see it.

Finally, they came to a community, Liu Xiaomo drove the car to the bottom of a unit building, and walked in with Zhang Lian.

Zhang Lian, who had taken the escalator, was still very surprised by the elevator, but he didn't make a fuss anymore, the two came to the 25th floor, Liu Xiaomo opened the door of 2501 and walked in, Zhang Lian followed.

Liu Xiaomo collapsed on the sofa when he entered the house, while Zhang Lian was wandering around, and the modern electrical appliances in the room aroused his curiosity, especially when Liu Xiaomo turned on the air conditioner, Zhang Lian felt the cold air blowing out, and he was even more surprised, opening his mouth to meet the air conditioner, and having fun.

Liu Xiaomo covered his head with a headache, how did he feel that he had brought a husky back.

Zhang Lian finally got tired of playing, came to the sofa and sat down, the soft texture made him very comfortable, which was much more comfortable than the stone bench on the mountain.

After a while, Liu Xiaomo was almost rested, stood up and came to the door of a room, and said to Zhang Lian: "You will live in this house in the future." ”

Zhang Lian also came to the door and looked in, he was very satisfied when he saw the big bed, it didn't matter what else he had, just have a place to sleep.

Inadvertently saw the door of the next room closed, Zhang Lian asked casually, "What about that room?"

Liu Xiaomo rolled his eyes, "Mine in that room, isn't it possible for me to sleep on the sofa?"

Zhang Lian's eyes suddenly widened, his face was frightened, and his voice was a few decibels higher: "What! You live here too!"

"I don't live here, where do I stay. Liu Xiaomo looked like an idiot.

"Master said that only two people can live together. Zhang Lian said seriously.

Liu Xiaomo's face turned red, after all, it was the first time she brought a boy home, she originally wanted to arrange Zhang Lian in the office, there was a bed in it, but she was a little naΓ―ve to look at Zhang Lian's idiot along the way, and unconsciously dispelled her defense, and the ghost sent Zhang Lian back.

Who knew that Zhang Lian was this reaction, which made Liu Xiaomo embarrassed, as if she was plotting against Zhang Lian, but when she heard the sentence that two people can live together, her heartbeat was actually two beats faster.

Liu Xiaomo was embarrassed and a little angry, "What nonsense, who loves to be your daughter-in-law and who is your daughter-in-law, I can't look down on your cucumber eggs from the mountain!"

"It's good to have a place for you to live, and I also pick and choose for my mother, and I didn't sleep in the same bed with you, where is there so much, I love to live, I don't like to sleep on the street!"

Liu Xiaomo once again refreshed Zhang Lian's impression, Zhang Lian felt that she was a shrew at the moment, and these words could be said, but after thinking about it carefully, the words were not rough, and he really didn't sleep in one bed, two rooms, and it wasn't counted as living together, so he was calm in his heart.

Liu Xiaomo, who calmed down, also noticed that what he said just now was out of style, but seeing that Zhang Lian seemed to be much more honest, he thought that he was shocked by his majesty, and he was faintly proud.

Came to the coffee table and took a glass of water to moisten his throat, and accidentally found a black piece on the sofa, and after a closer look, he found that it was where Zhang Lian was sitting just now, and then remembered that when he saw him on the overpass, he was asking for food, although he was wearing a famous brand, but his body was dirty.

Liu Xiaomo felt sorry for his sofa, and suddenly roared angrily: "Zhang Lian, you are a dirty thing, hurry up and bathe me, you see what you have ruined the old lady's sofa!"

Zhang Lian also saw the situation on the sofa at this time, and he couldn't help it, looked at Liu Xiaomo apologetically, and asked weakly, "Where are you taking a bath?"

Liu Xiaomo endured his anger, went to the bathroom to help Zhang Lian put the bath water, told him which one was for bathing and which one was for washing his hair, and then returned to the sofa in a huff and sulked.

After a while, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, but after a while, there was no movement inside, and Zhang Lian never came out.

Liu Xiaomo felt very strange, but nothing happened, so he walked to the door of the bathroom, leaned against the door and listened, but there was no movement. She quickly knocked on the door and asked nervously, "Are you okay, can you hear me?"

Then I heard Zhang Lian's stammering voice: "That...... I...... I don't have any clothes to change. ”

Liu Xiaomo reacted at this time, he was indeed negligent, Zhang Lian only had a set of clothes with him, not even a bag, how could he have a change of clothes.

Suddenly, she thought that she bought a bathrobe on Double 11 last year, buy one get one free, and there was a bigger one, so she gave it to Zhang Lian to change it first, and then took him out to buy clothes after washing and drying his Armani.

After a while, Zhang Lian walked out of the bathroom, the white bathrobe was quite suitable for him, and Zhang Lian came to the other end of the sofa and sat down.

Liu Xiaomo's eyes lit up, she didn't expect this kid to look better when she washed it, especially this skin, why is it so white, so she moved to Zhang Lian's side, pulled up his arm and touched it, Zhang Lian withdrew his arm like an electric shock, and looked at Liu Xiaomo vigilantly, why is this woman not reserved at all, hooligan.

Liu Xiaomo smashed his mouth, shook his head, and said with envy: "Tut-tut, how did you say you are long, this skin can be broken by blowing, I envy it, and this hair, black and thick, so soft, I will take you to cut your hair another day, otherwise the long hair is fluttering, and this back looks better than me on the street." ”

Suddenly, Liu Xiaomo put his arm around Zhang Lian's shoulders and said with a wicked smile: "Why don't I buy you women's clothes to wear, you are absolutely handsome in women's clothes like this, how about we be best friends in the future." ”

Zhang Lian had a chill, he didn't expect Liu Xiaomo to have this habit, and Liu Xiaomo was next to him, feeling the full and soft touch on his arm, he knew in his heart what it was, Zhang Lian, who had never even held a girl's hand, was nervous and shy, and inadvertently moved to the side.

It doesn't matter if this move, most of the bathrobe was opened by Liu Xiaomo, Zhang Lian's upper body was exposed, and Liu Xiaomo's eyes suddenly widened.

Looking at Zhang Lian's perfect body like a sharpening axe, this chest muscles, this abdominal muscles, this perfect mermaid line......... Liu Xiaomohe, who has been single for 24 years, has seen such a scene up close, and such a visual impact makes her dizzy and can't take her eyes off it at all.

"Snap"

Zhang Lian felt that something was dripping on his arm, it was hot, and when he looked down, he was completely speechless at this woman.

"Liu Xiaomo, wipe your nosebleed. ”