Chapter 266: Descending Talisman
, I beg your mercy, don't torture this dummy anymore.
I'm afraid that if the original owner of this banana spirit tree knows, he will definitely vomit three liters of blood and die blindly.
"Black Bear True Monarch, do you think there is anything that needs to be improved on this dummy head of the poor monk?" Tang Sanzang asked shamelessly.
Looking at the head that An can distinguish between male and female, human and animal, the black bear spirit took a deep breath, put on a smiling face and said: "The skill of the holy monk is unique, I am afraid it is peerless!"
The black bear spirit said as he felt that his conscience was so painful.
"Black Bear Zhenjun, you're done with this. There is no perfection in this world, even a poor monk is not flawless. Tang Sanzang said with emotion.
"The holy monk is very right, but in the eyes of Ben Zhenjun, the holy monk is the most elite group of people who have been screened and selected by thousands of people in a large number of people. ”
The Black Bear Spirit decided to compliment it against his will.
"Oh, are you scolding the poor monk?" Tang Sanzang said with squinted eyes.
Black Bear Spirit: "???"
No, I'm complimenting you, didn't you hear clearly?
The black bear spirit looked confused, Tang Sanzang said with a calm face: "Aren't the rest just scum? Don't think that if you use a way to scold the poor monk, the poor monk won't be able to hear it." ”
Black Bear Spirit: "......"
The black bear spirit's eyes twitched, and he hurriedly directed Tang Sanzang's anger towards Sun Wukong and them.
"Holy monk, look at this dummy made by the banana spirit tree, is there something wrong?"
Looking at a dummy staring at a strangely shaped head, with severely uncoordinated limbs and a broken leg.
Tang Sanzang fell into deep thought, and the black bear couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw this.
"Holy Monk, don't build a new ......," the Black Bear Spirit suggested.
"Okay. Tang Sanzang was as good as a stream, and then squinted his eyes and ordered: "Wukong, you quickly take out the golden hoop stick, nine-tooth nail rake, and crescent shovel, and let's rebuild a new wheelchair together." ”
Black Bear Spirit: "......"
I'll go, it's not the point, don't you see clearly, it's to recreate a new dummy!
The black bear spirit wanted to cry without tears, and he suddenly felt a little pity for Senior Brother Duan De.
In case this guy wakes up, and then finds that he has an innate spirit body, he can absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and the years are several times longer than others.
However, he has been lying in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, and he is very long and terrifying.
I guess he would be scared to death when he dreamed, right?
"Black Bear Spirit, I see that your expression is wrong, is there really something wrong with this dummy?" Tang Sanzang asked shamelessly.
"No problem, no problem!" the black bear spirit took a deep breath and simply closed his eyes.
Anyway, it's your family's senior brother, so you can solve your own affairs.
So, Tang Sanzang woke up the frightened Senior Brother Duan De and asked him for his opinion.
Senior Brother Duan De looked at the masterpiece in front of him and fell into a deep thought.
"Little junior brother, birth, old age, sickness and death are human nature, senior brother, I am already a dead person, there is no need to spend more spiritual treasure materials. This is such a stunning sculpture, you should leave it to your children and grandchildren as an heirloom. ”
Duan De took a deep breath and quickly closed his eyes.
It's a dead life, this dummy is really scary. Senior brother, I knew that you had a crippled hand for a long time, but I didn't expect you to not only have a crippled hand, but also a high paraplegic......
"If Senior Brother is not satisfied, why don't you do it yourself?" Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes, he sensed that Senior Brother Duan De seemed to be rejecting this beautiful and peerless dummy.
This is also the first time that the poor monk made his debut to carve for others, I don't know how much effort was spent, it was simply a cuckoo crying blood, painstakingly blood, and the spring silkworm to the end of the silkworm......
The little brother laughed, how could the senior brother not be satisfied. It's just that, if possible, I'd like to have a statue that looks exactly like my previous appearance. ”
Faced with such a strong request from Senior Brother Duan De, Tang Sanzang nodded silently, and then looked at Sun Wukong and the others.
"My senior brother Duan De has no less attainments in carving than being a teacher, and now he has a spiritual rune for a teacher, which can let him possess him for a while, who wants to come?"
After speaking, Tang Sanzang took out a spirit talisman, and saw that the words "head descending talisman" were written on it.
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
What kind of ghost rune is this, and why does it sound so terrifying?
"Master, I am willing to be possessed by my uncle, but I have a demonic aura in my body, and my life is lonely, and my soul will be greatly injured if I am close to me, so why don't you let Bajie come?"
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he was anxious, and said in his heart that none of the spirit runes taken out by the dead bald head were good, and there must be something wrong with this spirit rune.
"Master, the old pig is also very willing to serve the uncle, but the old pig I was tired by the catastrophe of the eternal love, and I am afraid that the possession of the uncle will cause disaster. Why don't you do it yourself?"
Zhu Bajie kicked the ball to Sha Seng again. When Sha Seng saw that the senior brother and the second senior brother were all nervous, he hurriedly said: "Master, I ......" but he couldn't find a good idea for a while, and he couldn't help but blush.
"What excuse do you have?" Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and asked, Sha Seng blushed, and said with a panicked expression: "Master, it's not that Lao Sha is unwilling, it's just that ......"
As he spoke, Sha Seng suddenly let out a fart, and then a foul smell came out of his pants.
"Lao Sha, I have diarrhea, I'm afraid I can't do it. "The sand monk was aggrieved.
Monkey King: "@#¥%"
Zhu Bajie: "@#¥%"
Tang Sanzang: "......"
So, Tang Sanzang set his eyes on Sun Wukong again, and Sun Wukong hurriedly pointed at the white dragon horse with his finger.
White Dragon Horse: "???"
"Little White Dragon, what about you?" Tang Sanzang showed a kind gaze, Little White Dragon was startled, and hurriedly raised the horse's hooves and said, "Master, do you think I use these hooves to hold a knife, will it be a bit superhuman?"
Tang Sanzang nodded, then sighed and said, "Alas, you don't want to, so you have to dedicate your body as a teacher." ”
After speaking, Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together, and then a faint Buddha light rose from behind him.
The Buddha's light was incomparably sacred, emitting a vast light to dispel all evils, making Senior Brother Duan De couldn't help but retreat.
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
"Hey, hey, you just don't want to be possessed, where are you coming up with so many excuses?"
It's okay that he didn't speak, but as soon as he spoke, Tang Sanzang and the others patted their heads and looked at the black bear spirit with a shocked expression.
Black Bear Spirit: "???"
Hey, hey, hey, what are you watching me do, is it planning to let this short-lived dead monk possess me?
I'm also a master at the level of Taiyi Golden Immortal, aren't you a little too much?