Chapter 265: Business Blows Mutual Blows
After some discussion, everyone finally decided to use the banana spirit tree as the origin of the spirit body to refine the innate spirit body for Duan De.
"Why do you think you're gearing up, as if you're targeting this banana spirit tree?" Tang Sanzang burped after eating a row of bananas.
And Sun Wukong and the others couldn't even eat a bite, they just drooled.
"No, master, you have to believe us, we definitely don't mean that. Zhu Bajie raised the nine-toothed nail rake, eager to pick up this banana spirit tree immediately.
"Really?" Tang Sanzang didn't know where to take out another peach.
Sun Wukong jumped abruptly and exclaimed, "Isn't this the peach of the Queen Mother of the West?
Tang Sanzang took two bites, then squinted his eyes and said, "Yes, it seems that I don't know which immortal admired the boundless Buddhism of the poor monk and specially sent it." ”
you, it's definitely you who cheat someone else.
Sun Wukong and the others dared to look at Tang Sanzang angrily, and after Tang Sanzang ate the peach, he patted the dust on his body and slowly stood up.
"Wukong, you said earlier that the third prince of Nezha was transformed by lotus root, right?"
"That's right, so we should be able to refine an innate spirit body like Nezha with the method of the "Creation Sutra", and the grade of this banana spirit tree is not low, maybe it can surpass it. Sun Wukong replied seriously.
"The poor monk doesn't seek anything to transcend, but he just wants to be able to renew his life. ”
As Tang Sanzang spoke, he smiled and put away the banana spirit tree.
Monkey King: "???"
"Let's go, let's go find Nezha. Tang Sanzang grinned.
Monkey King: "???"
"Didn't you say that Nezha is the incarnation of lotus root? Isn't the poor monk taking you to him and borrowing the lotus root by the way, isn't this the end of the matter?"
Tang Sanzang's answer made Sun Wukong and the others gasp.
Borrow your sister, are you planning to dismantle other people?
"Master, slow down!" Sun Wukong was sweating profusely, and said in his heart that his master did not die for a day, what a miracle!
"Saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, and the teacher can't wait to demolish it...... Ahem, I asked Nezha for help. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly.
"The third prince of Nezha, he is a god and a dragon, and he is the god of the Three Altars Sea Society, and he is entangled in official business, which is usually difficult to see. ”
Sun Wukong hurriedly pressed his master, and said in a good voice: "Now that the senior brother is sick with blind ointment, he can't stand the fatigue of running around, and it's not good if he burps halfway." ”
"It's okay, the poor monk has a lot of money in his sleeves, and he can keep him safe all the way. Tang Sanzang replied very seriously.
Monkey King: "......"
You can keep your senior brother safe, but my grandson will be chased and killed by Li Jing and them for thousands of miles.
Sun Wukong took a deep breath, and then said in a deep voice: "Master, Lao Sun seems to remember that there is a sentence in the "Book of Creation", which says that only the most primitive spirit treasure can be used to refine the spirit body. You see, even if you take this Nezha's lotus root, it is a second-hand product, and it is useless. ”
"You despise second-hand goods, you straight man, what's wrong with second-hand goods? Can you guarantee that everything you meet is original?" Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and asked rhetorically.
Forehead...... Why does my grandson feel that he can't communicate with the master, and does he have any other meanings in this sentence?
Sun Wukong looked confused, and after Tang Sanzang thought for a while, he finally agreed to take out the banana spirit tree again.
"Come on, let's work together to help Senior Brother Duan De. Although he is said to be the elder brother of the teacher, he is also your senior brother. ”
Soon, the banana spirit tree was dismantled into eight pieces, and it was skillfully made into a human appearance by Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice.
Tang Sanzang was responsible for assembling the head, although the workmanship was very flattering, for example, the human head was not skillfully worked, and it looked like it had been slashed by a dog from a distance. But if you look closely, it's still quite Picasso's postmodernist art style.
"Senior brother, is your leg ready?" Zhu Bajie asked, holding up a piece of banana tree trunk.
"It's been done a long time ago, don't believe me. ”
Sun Wukong raised his left leg made of banana trees high, and his face was full of pride.
No matter how you look at these legs, they are so good and good-looking! They are straight and long, they are completely long legs.
Unexpectedly, my grandson is quite talented, and he is at the peak as soon as he debuts.
"Bajie, this leg you carved is good, but it just tastes so bad. ”
Sun Wukong commented twice, and Zhu Bajie grinned: "Of course, my old pig can't compare to the senior brother, and I will be satisfied with your thirty percent." ”
"Hey, senior brother, you will see the outside world when you say these words. Sun Wukong smiled and patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder with satisfaction, and the two brazenly began to blow each other in business.
And looking at Tang Sanzang and the others in the same place, they began to torture the black bear spirit of the banana spirit tree.
At this time, his eyes were full of confusion and horror.
, the crooked melon and cracked jujube head fabricated by Tang Sanzang, I don't want to complain about it.
But your legs are not of the same size.
What's worse is that it's not really good, is it really good?
The black bear spirit covered his chest, turned his head to look at the sand monk, and saw that he measured his hand with a ruler, and then began to plane the plantain tree, as if he was making it seriously.
"At the critical moment, it is still Sha Seng who is more reliable. The black bear spirit looked up to the sky and sighed.
But after waiting for a long time, I didn't see Sha Seng come forward to deliver the goods.
When the black bear spirit got closer, he was almost so frightened that he lost his soul.
I saw Sha Seng looking at the prosthetic hand with a serious face, comparing it up and down, feeling a little dissatisfied.
So, the sand monk immediately raised the crescent shovel, cut off half of it with a click, and then re-carved it with a sweat.
, please, don't amputate again!
If you intercept it again, it is estimated that even if it is made, this Senior Brother will be a high paraplegic!
The black bear spirit wanted to cry without tears, and he didn't know how to complain for a while.
When he glanced back at Duan De, Senior Brother Duan De was already frightened and fainted directly.
I finally put it together and finally put it together in a human shape.
How can you compare this thing to a good one, three points like a human...... In fact, there is only one point, nine points like a ghost!
And it's the kind that was quite tragic before he died!
It is estimated that even if Senior Brother Duan De can really return to his soul, the first thing he will do is ...... Committed suicide by jumping into the river, right?
"Lao Sha, I always feel that something is wrong, and I can do better. Sha Seng touched his chin with his hand and kept improving.
Black Bear Spirit: "Don't don't, you're good enough, you don't need to work hard, really!"
"Isn't this leg a little long?" Sun Wukong found a big problem, so he smashed it with a golden hoop stick, and then ...... Half of the dummy's leg was directly broken.
Black Bear Spirit: "......"