Chapter 10: A Good Thing for You
Cheng Siping hurriedly tidied up and got up to greet him. After some politeness, he welcomed the two handsomes into the house. Black and white impermanence is not polite, floating to the sofa in the living room and the old god is sitting down.
"How about it, Xiao Cheng, can you still adapt. Bai Wuchang asked with a smile. Hei Wuchang stretched out his hand and waved his hand, and laid out seven or eight dishes on the coffee table in front of him, as well as two bottles of wine.
"It's okay, it's not too different from the sun here. Cheng Siping said with a smile.
"Originally, the yang and the underworld are two sides of the same body, and the people of the yang world are afraid of death, and when they really die, they may not feel that it is better to live than to die. Nanhua Zhenren said well, to the evil husband of the deceased does not regret the beginning?" Bai Wuchang said with a smile.
"Seventh Master, in fact, this can't be blamed on the world. You have covered this situation in the underworld so much that many people even think that it does not exist, and the world does not know what will happen after death, so it is natural to be afraid. Many of people's fears are based on the unknown. If the world knew about the current situation in the underworld, they would not be afraid. Cheng Siping drank two sips of the wine brought by Black Impermanence, a little upset, and his courage grew.
"Not necessarily, the good people are naturally not afraid, but the wicked are afraid to be even more afraid. Hei Wuchang drank the wine and threw out such a sentence coldly.
"Well, what the eighth master said is right, good people are not afraid, but evil people are even more afraid. Cheng Siping was stunned for a moment, and then said in praise. He changed his words and said, "By the way, Eighth Master, the black ghost you brought back in the morning was gone, and what kind of verdict was given?" ”
"I don't know the details, but listening to the meaning above, I should be sent to the seventeenth layer of hell and sentenced to two hundred years in prison. Two hundred years later, he was deported and left to fend for himself. Black Impermanence scratched his head and said.
"In the past few years, the eighth child has been tossed by these foreign male barbarians. As long as they die in the land of China, almost all of them have to be dispatched, so they all have to go away. Bai Wuchang sighed and said, "If this continues, I will soon have to go back and form a partner with him." ”
"These foreign male barbarians really don't have many good things. Especially those male students who come to China, seven out of ten are outright scumbags. It's all on the list of the Sprinkle family, and as soon as they die, the Sprinkle family will have to run to the world, and they will be annoyed to death. Thanks, they died less in Huaxia, otherwise the Sprinkle family would not have been busy to death. Hei Wuchang said very angrily.
"Don't say it, don't say it, it's not interesting to talk about it. China has been in decline for hundreds of years, and in the hearts of some Chinese people, they feel inferior to outsiders. You see, isn't there a handful of Chinese women who meet a Chinese man and propose marriage, and they ask for a house, a car, and a deposit. But when you encounter a foreign garbage, not only are these conditions gone, but you also take the money to paste it upside down. What can you say to such a person? If I were to replace me with their parents, I would fan it with big ears. It's a pity, under the rules of heaven, yin and yang are different, and our underworld can't control the affairs of the yang world. At most, when they die, they can't get used to expelling them from our reincarnation system. Bai Wuchang sighed and said quite helplessly.
"Well, can this underworld still expel people or ghosts from the reincarnation system?" Cheng Siping said in surprise.
"Naturally, there is a clear text in the Yin Division, if the descendants of Huaxia Miao and those who do not recognize their ancestors are excluded from reincarnation. Even the ancestors dare not want it, what good is it for the underworld to reap it? This hot land of China did not fall from the sky, how many ancestors exchanged blood and tears for it, how can some disdainful descendants be allowed to waste it at will?" Bai Wuchang Zhengse said.
"If you don't recognize your ancestors, you won't accept it. This is good, for those who have forgotten their ancestors, they are not worthy of the word Huaxia at all. Cheng Siping said with praise when he heard this, and he didn't pay attention, so he picked up the wine glass and drank again. As soon as this glass of wine was in his stomach, he suddenly became a little confused.
Black and white uncommon Cheng Siping drank almost, and he was already a little confused, and he looked at each other and nodded slightly. Then Bai Wuchang put on a smile and grinned: "That Xiao Cheng, you have also been dead for a few days, do you feel any regrets about your previous life?"
"Unfortunately, that's too much. As you know, I suffered all my life. I haven't eaten anything good, I haven't drunk well, I have lived for decades, and I haven't even been able to become a petty official with sesame mung beans, I have no money to ask for money, and I have no power to ask for power. What's more, when it's coming, he's a virgin, and he hasn't even touched a woman...... Hey, don't say it, don't say it, it's all tears if you talk too much. Cheng Siping waved his hand in a daze and said.
"Hehe, if there is a chance now, let you do it all over again, be the protagonist of your life, a hero, I wonder if you are willing?"
"What is that?" Cheng Siping was stunned for a moment, shook his head and asked.
"Is this the protagonist of life, that's a bull's nose. Dominate the wind and clouds, scold Fang Xuan, a word can decide life and death, enjoy the greatest luck in the world, and get the most honorable identity in the world. In a simple word, wake up to the power of the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beauty, the hero of the world, and the model of the world. Bai Wuchang said seriously.
"Uh, how do I sound like the protagonist of those online novels in our yang world?" Cheng Siping said with squinted eyes.
"Isn't that the kind of protagonist who comes to the scene, and he travels through the past with the system. is not only the master of the plane, but also the traverser, the two add up, what is not good. Bai Wuchang nodded again and again.
"If that's the case, I'll definitely do it, why don't you do it, the fool won't do it. In the previous life, we were marginal people in society, and no one looked down on us, in this life, I want to be the master of the world, slaughter, eat the best things, drink the most expensive wine, and marry the most beautiful wife......" Cheng Siping was drunk, a little enthusiastic, and immediately patted the case and said.
"So, are you really willing?" The black and white impermanence glanced at each other, and the joy in their expressions could hardly be concealed.
"Of course, as long as it's a man, it's good to dream of making yourself the protagonist of such a life, otherwise why would such online articles become popular. Cheng Siping waved his hand and said drunkly.
"Alright, well, there's a contract here. As long as you sign it, you will be the protagonist of such a life when you look back. Bai Wuchang waved his hand very quickly, and with an extra piece of paper in his hand, he handed it directly to Cheng Siping. The smile he piled up was clearly fixed, and he had bad intentions.
"Uh, wouldn't it, there is such a good thing?" Cheng Siping's eyes stared at the contract, showing a slightly suspicious look, and he glanced up at Bai Wuchang, but unfortunately, with his drunken and dazed state at this time, he couldn't see the strangeness behind Bai Wuchang's smiling face......