Chapter 060: My Master Is Not Human
"Where is the buzzing, it's so annoying!" Pig Gang thought he was hallucinating, and didn't pay any attention to it. And Xuanzang squinted his eyes, pondering one thing in his heart.
"Now the system asks this Zhu Bajie to help me complete the task, but what I am clearly trying to compete with him now is, what does this mean?"
Could it be ...... Xuanzang groaned, then raised a bowl of rice and ate it slowly.
A bowl of rice under the stomach, there is no feeling of fullness.
"It's ...... Could it be ......" Xuanzang stared at Zhu Bajie opposite, and found that he actually hiccuped, and couldn't help but have a smile on his face.
Sure enough, the poor monk understood.
So, Tang Sanzang nodded and agreed to be Zhu Gangguan's opponent.
Gao Taigong and the others were happy on their faces, but Sun Wukong and them had a bitter face.
"It's over, I'm afraid our master will become the first monk to be strangled to death by rice. Sun Wukong cried bitterly, and the black bear spirit said with a depressed face: "Brother Monkey, why don't we join forces to slaughter this fat pig, what kind of race is it, in case the holy monk is really full, then what will I do with this robe in the next life? You see it is helpless, lonely, how pitiful......"
Sun Wukong: "Get out!"
At this time, Xuanzang was sitting in a precarious position, looking at Zhu Gangguan with a kind face.
This pig Gangguana was numb by him, and hummed: "This bald master, if you are interested, please stop here, maybe you can still pick up a life, otherwise, hum ......"
Zhu Gangguan sneered constantly, while Xuanzang stared wide-eyed, pointed to the top of his slippery head, and said angrily: "Are you a nerd, the poor monk is bald, not bald, if you talk nonsense, be careful that I beat you!"
Zhu Gangguan didn't think so, since he was born, no one else really beat him. Although the monk in front of him is full of energy, his body is thin, and I am afraid that he can blow him to the west in one breath.
"It's really ignorant and fearless!" Zhu Gangguan pointed to the rice buckets piled up into a mountain, and said in a deep voice: "I might as well tell you, as long as Lao Tzu is willing, this hundred buckets of rice can be completely wiped out with just a cup of tea, I advise you to bow your head and admit your mistake." ”
Xuanzang squinted, then picked up a taro from the dining table, didn't even peel the skin, and threw it directly into his mouth.
"What's the point of eating? Poor teeth are good, even if you don't peel the skin, you can swallow food in one go. ”
Zhu Gang was stunned for a moment, and then said a few good words, and planned to compete with this monk who didn't know whether to live or die.
"Wait!" Xuanzang stretched out his hand, Zhu Gang's eyes lit up, and a sneer hung on his mouth.
"This bald monk, I'm afraid it's too late for you to beg for mercy at this time. ”
Everyone present couldn't help but twist a cold sweat for Xuanzang, but Xuanzang was calm and calm, without the slightest panic.
"You may not believe it, but the poor monk has had peerless skills since he was a child, not to mention eating only a few foods, even iron cutlery or something, he can easily eat his stomach. Otherwise, you kneel and beg for mercy, calling me 10,000 grandpa I was wrong, maybe I can spare your life. ”
Xuanzang cocked Erlang's legs, and said with a smile in the corner of his eyes: "The poor monk gave you ten seconds to think about it, and now if you beg me, it's still too late." ”
"You...... Look for death!" "Zhu Gangguan never expected that this monk from the Tang Dynasty would be so bold, and he couldn't help but slap the table angrily, almost scaring Gao Taigong and the others into fainting.
"Congratulations to the host for his death to anger Zhu Bajie, experience points +10!"
Cut, only a little experience value, is the poor monk what kind of greedy and cheap person?
Xuanzang pursed his lips, and then swallowed the iron chopsticks on the table directly into his stomach in front of everyone.
Then he slowly threw all the spoons, flavor dishes and other gadgets into his mouth.
Everyone was stunned, but Xuanzang didn't take it seriously at all, and he was completely smiling.
"Brother Monkey, is he really from the circus, how do I feel that he is not stressed?" The black bear spirit was also sweating profusely, and Sun Wukong began to feel a little unconfident.
Ma Dan, this dead bald head eats so happily, could it be that this guy is really from a juggling troupe in Datang?
No, it can't be!
Sun Wukong didn't believe it, he looked around, and then moved a large stack of porcelain bowls from behind Gao Taigong and moved them to the master.
"Master, you don't use a bowl to eat, how can this work, there are more than ten bowls here. Why don't you eat it while it's hot?"
"Wukong, you still know me. Xuanzang squinted his eyes, eager to blow up the dead monkey with a punch.
It seems that this demon monkey still has to find time to repair it.
However, Xuanzang took the stacked porcelain bowl with a smile and swallowed it one by one.
In a moment, Sun Wukong's hands were empty. At this time, Sun Wukong was completely messy.
I'll go, I'm not a human being, right?
It's horrible to eat even the bowl raw!
Just when Sun Wukong was shocked, Zhu Gangguan was a little impatient, and wanted to slap the table and scold him, but suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, and actually burped, and then spit out a brand-new porcelain bowl from his stomach.
"This ......" Zhu Gangguan was a little confused, and then he felt himself churning in his abdomen, and then coughed several times, and spit out some spoons, flavor dishes and the like one after another.
Looking at the vomit in front of him, Zhu Gangguan's face changed, even if he was ignorant, he could see that there were bursts of weirdness on it.
"Master, aren't these what you just ate?How did you spit them out of this idiot's mouth?" Sun Wukong was stunned.
Xuanzang slapped Sun Wukong's monkey head hard, and said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about, how can what the poor monk just ate come out of other people's mouths, don't scare others." ”
After speaking, Xuanzang jumped off the chair, ran to the stage and picked up an iron axe weighing more than ten catties, opened his mouth and swallowed it.
After a minute, the pig on the other side vomited and vomited the axe.
At this point, everyone was shocked. And Zhu Gangguana's face also became extremely ugly.
"It's really hateful that this demon monk has such a demon technique to torture Lao Tzu. ”
Before the pig could get mad, he watched Xuanzang smile and raise a mace in his left hand and a Fang Tian painting halberd in his right hand!
"Wukong, which one do you think is better to eat for the teacher?"
Zhu Bajie wanted to die, looking at the mace with cold light, and said in his heart, if this reached the stomach, wouldn't he have to be disemboweled?
Not to mention that Fang Tian Painting Halberd, it was so long, so wide, so big, it would definitely kill people if swallowed.