Chapter 059: The name of this main quest is too ......
According to Xuanzang's plan, they first participated in the son-in-law selection conference as the Tang Circus, and if no one on the field could win the pig Gangguan, they would make a move.
"I don't know what the competition of this son-in-law selection conference is?" Xuanzang asked with his hand, if his heart was bigger than anyone's fist, he Tang Sanzang could still reluctantly make a move.
If it's anything else, Xuanzang can't say for sure.
"The project of this competition is naturally the middle of the competition...... Eat!" Gao Taigong's face turned red.
In fact, he didn't want to engage in this kind of humiliating game, but the rules of this game were just set by his good son-in-law Pig, and Gao Taigong had no choice but to plan it, first agree, and then find a helper to subdue him, the monster son-in-law.
"I don't know how much this pig eats?" Xuanzang frowned, when it comes to being a qualified foodie, he prefers to be eaten, especially by monsters.
"His appetite doesn't seem to be very good lately...... Gao Taigong hesitated, and before he could finish eating, the black bear spirit stuffed two fist-sized buns into his mouth, and said triumphantly: "My old black can eat half a cow raw in one meal, why don't I go over and compare with him?"
Sun Wukong sneered: "Is half a cow very powerful? Let me tell you, with a flick of my grandson, thousands of monkeys and monkeys can eat this Gao Laozhuang without an inch of land." ”
Gao Taigong was startled, and hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Don't don't, if you anger this monster, it will be a big trouble." ”
"Master Gao, haven't you said the amount of food for this pig?" Xuanzang squinted his eyes and said curiously.
Gao Taigong pointed to the table, and saw a bucket of rice in front of him, which weighed ten people.
"It's just a bucket of rice, and it seems that I'm going to have to go out of the house. The black bear spirit smiled and said, and before he could finish speaking, Gao Taigong said slowly: "For him, this bucket of rice is at most a tooth sacrifice, and the hiccups are gone." If this guy lets go of eating, he can't hide it, and last year, one-third of my family's autumn harvest was eaten up by him. ”
it!
The black bear spirit was so shocked that he even dropped the bun in his hand, while Sun Wukong widened his eyes and put away the hair on his body.
Is this a monster surnamed Zhu? Won't his stomach explode?
Xuanzang took a deep breath and exclaimed. No wonder Gao Laozhuang can't tolerate this goods, if this pig Bajie is thrown into the peach orchard of the queen mother, I'm afraid even the roots will be planed!
"Slow, didn't Master Gao say that Zhu Gang had a bad appetite recently? Then maybe there is still a chance, Lao Hei, do you want to try it?" Xuanzang squinted his eyes and said with a smile.
"It's so strange, I just ate a bun, it seems to have choked on bones, I went out and picked it. The black bear was in a panic and hurriedly ran out.
"What about you, Wukong?" As soon as Xuanzang raised his head, he found that Sun Wukong had already run away without a shadow, and couldn't help but sigh.
Alas, our apprentices are really unreliable, just a foodie, and they are afraid of becoming like this. In the end, let's go out for the teacher.
So, Xuanzang showed harmless eyes of humans and animals, and said with a faint smile: "Then tomorrow, the poor monk will come out to boost the majesty of Datang, and let this surnamed Zhu see the skills and means of our Datang!"
"What does the holy monk mean ......" Gao Taigong's face was happy, and he thought that Xuanzang could come out, which was naturally the best.
"The poor monk naturally took the Tang Circus to beat gongs and drums for Gao Laozhuang, waving flags and shouting!" Xuanzang smiled slightly, then ate half a bowl of porridge and water, burped and walked away slowly.
Gao Taigong: "@#¥%"
The next day, Xuanzang was still in a drunken and hazy state, and was woken up by Sun Wukong, who was jumping up and down.
"The master is not good, our circus will not be able to open. ”
"Nonsense, aren't you here? The little white dragon is still outside, and yesterday the poor monk and I locked it tightly with a basalt iron chain, and the wind can't run away, and the water can't wash it away. ”
Xuanzang said triumphantly, but Sun Wukong covered his nose and said: "No wonder when I went out in the morning, I smelled a smell of urine in the wind, it turned out that this little white dragon was incontinent and pulled the ground." ”
Xuanzang: "......"
Xuanzang got out of bed and drank a glass of water, and then said slowly: "What did you mean by what you said before, could it be that something happened to Lao Hei?"
"He's fine, we're all fine. ”
Hearing Sun Wukong's words, Xuanzang's brows furrowed even deeper, and said: "Then what are you fooling about, our Datang Circus is not open yet, and you say such unfortunate things early in the morning." ”
"No, our circus really can't be opened. You'll find out when you go out and take a look. ”
Sun Wukong pointed outside, and Xuanzang walked out with a stomach full of doubts.
I saw Gao Laozhuang's inner courtyard, Gao Taicheng stiffened his face, looking at the empty opposite side. On his side, there were no outsiders except for Gao Laozhuang's servants.
"Husband, if there are no contestants today, then I will win. Pig Gang looked at the nearly a hundred buckets of rice in front of him, and his saliva was about to flow out. However, he was still patient and very calm.
"What should I do? Didn't they say they were going to send their son before? Why didn't they even see half a shadow?"
Mrs. Gao felt desperate, could it be that his daughter really wanted to be with this surnamed Zhu, so how could he do it?
Seeing Tang Sanzang walking out with a confused face, Gao Taigong couldn't care about anything, and hurriedly exclaimed: "Master, are you here? It's really hard for you to come all the way here." ”
After speaking, Mrs. Gao politely greeted him and invited Xuanzang to the opposite side of the rice mountain.
"Master, don't sit!"
"Holy Monk, it's dangerous there!"
Before Sun Wukong and the others screamed, Xuanzang had already sat down unceremoniously.
"Congratulations to the host for getting the new main quest [Iijima Loves Can't Afford It]!"
Xuanzang: "......"
, what kind of ghost name is this, this is obviously Iiyama, where did Iijima come from?
Besides, why should I love this name with Iijima, which will be misunderstood by people of insight, okay?
"Otherwise, I refuse the mission!" Xuanzang asked tentatively, and then heard the voice of the system.
"Since the host refuses the task, after ten seconds, you will be matched with someone to help you complete the task. ”
Huh, why don't you have a Heavenly Dao gift package?
Xuanzang touched his nose, and then silently recited a few times in his heart, and then heard a familiar voice less than three meters away from him.
"Congratulations to the destined person, because you and Xuanzang have reached the achievement of a person with food, congratulations on being selected as a guide, please help him complete the task as soon as possible. ”
Pig Gangguana: "???"