Chapter 53: Tai Bai Xing [Ask for Subscription] Second Update
Yu Huifei hehe: "I believe you are a ghost, you are a ghost bull ......"
That's when ......
"Kill for a thousand years!" roared the Dog.
Whew......
Yu Huifei jumped out of the water directly.
The roaring dog proudly threw a small wooden stick in his hand, and said: "The ancients don't deceive me, don't force me to do it." You see, that's the effect of this hands-on, right?"
The bullhead, the horse face, and the cowherd looked at him with squinted eyes......
The next moment, a big black dog ran all the way in the water, and a man behind him chased with a big wooden stick with his bare buttocks, shouting in his mouth: "Dead dog, you stop me, I have to explode your chrysanthemum today!"
The Howling Dog stared, his tongue flung out of his mouth, his head raised one hundred and eighty degrees, looked behind his back and shouted, "You...... You...... So you like dogs, no wonder you don't chase after women!"
Yu Huifei was stunned......
The next moment, Yu Huifei had an extra stick in his hand: "You stop for me, grandpa will let you feel the power of the front and back double flying swallows!"
The roaring dog ran faster, and his tail was directly in the crotch, which was for fear that the chrysanthemum would be exposed and he would not be able to protect his old age.
In the distance, the three of Niutou, Ma Mian, and Cowherd stood side by side, and commented to Yu Huifei: "It's okay...... Compared with a few buddies, it's a little smaller, and it's more ordinary than people, this is a big size, right?"
"The cicada nine sheath has eight more metamorphoses, and it should be able to catch up in the future. ”
A few guys seem to be chatting, but they're actually shouting at the top of their voices!
Yu Huifei heard it clearly, and his face was dark......
Grandma's legs, one by one, are too bullying!
Then Yu Huifei ran away, carrying two sticks, chasing a dog, a bull's head, a horse's face, and a big man all the way down the river......
The guys in front of them were giggling and didn't take it seriously at all.
In the end, Yu Huifei gave up, he couldn't catch up, and he couldn't catch up.
The point is that the river is cold, and when the wind blows, he shiveres all over!
This is because the water of this river comes out of the ground, and the temperature is quite high, if you change the river, it may be frozen directly, let alone swimming, and it is no problem to run a car.
"Little fish, if you run the cicada nine sheaths and exercise more, you should be able to withstand a little wind and cold. Cui Jue was sitting in the water, wiping his body with a towel, and said with a smile.
Yu Huifei nodded...... In fact, he had already started to operate the Cicada Nine Sheath Exercises.
When he first entered the deep mountains, he found that the cicada nine sheath exercise was wonderful. It's just that although this exercise is useful, it is also limited......
But I have to say that the heat brought up by people after exercising is still very sufficient.
After a period of chasing, Yu Huifei's temperature obviously went up.
I'm starting to mess around with everyone......
On the shore, Zhang Ren and Jizo stood there, neither of them entering the water.
Yu Huifei looked at these two people, raised his eyebrows, and his eyes lit up!
Got up, hehe said: "Little Jizo, come on, take off your clothes and go into the water, compare the size?"
When Jizo heard this, he directly glanced at Yu Huifei and said, "Is that all you have?"
Yu Huifei said proudly: "Don't say that, come on...... Let Uncle see your little house sparrow. ”
"Fuck off!"
Yu Huifei grinned, and then looked at Zhang Ren: "Brother, go into the water to wash? You are so black, why are you in a daze......? You're not as strong as your brother?"
Yu Huifei straightened his waist proudly......
Zhang Ren glanced at Yu Huifei's gadgets, and said, "Forget it, go back and wash it again." I'm not used to washing ...... with a lot of people."
Yu Huifei nodded......
Seeing that Yu Hui was not like this, Zhang Ren and Jizo also breathed a sigh of relief, obviously neither of them had the habit of swimming naked in a group.
At this moment, Yu Huifei suddenly turned around and yelled: "There are still those who haven't gone into the water! Brothers help!"
Then the two of them saw the cowherd, the cow head, the horse face, the roaring dog, and the black and white impermanence rushing over, shouting while rushing: "Kill!"
The two turned around and ran......
As a result, where did they outrun those few things?
He was directly arrested, stripped of his clothes and thrown into the river.
By the time the two of them bubbled out of the water, they were already naked.
On the shore, the bull head, the horse face, the cowherd, and the roaring dog standing up, the four guys lined up, posing in a toned posture, embroidering muscles, and shouting: "Look at the brothers of the brothers, are they mighty?"
The faces of the two of them suddenly turned dark......
But the two didn't say anything, after all, they couldn't do it......
At this time, Yu Huifei came over and said cheaply: "Is it bigger than the size?"
Zhang Ren glanced at Yu Huifei, and then stood up confidently.
turned out that Yu Huifei directly pretended not to see him!
The thing turned around and stared straight at Jizo, and said confidently, "Is it bigger?"
Jizo's face flushed and said, "Can you ask for Bilian?"
Yu Hui was unreasonable: "Don't." ”
Jizo, Zhang Ren: "@#¥......"
At this moment: "Thousand years of killing!"
Zhang Ren jumped up from the water with a snort.
Listen to the roaring dog laughing wildly: "Let you pretend to be forced, the dog master will send you to the sky!"
The next moment, Zhang Ren began to pick up the dog with a stick......
Although Yu Huifei's system is good, it is not a monster like a bull head and a horse face after all, nor is it a hot physique like a cowherd who has been trained for 800 years of hard work, and he can't bear this cold.
In the end, I lit a bonfire and sat on the shore to watch the excitement......
The others also came up after washing......
At that moment, the Howling Dog shouted, "Come on, come on, there's something good!"
Yu Huifei heard it and hurriedly ran over.
I saw that the howling dog had run to another small river.
Because the source is not the nearby groundwater, the river here has been completely frozen, and the entire ice surface has been frozen for thousands of miles.
At this moment, the howling dog pulled the snow from the river, pointed to the ice and screamed. Yu Huifei looked inside, good guy, there was a big carp weighing seven or eight catties frozen in the ice!
Yu Huifei's eyes lit up suddenly......
As long as the cold winter comes quickly and the temperature drops quickly, many fish in the river that have not had time to find a place to warm are frozen to death in the cold ice every year.
The fish are fresh, almost as if they were frozen in cold storage.
It tastes good......
The point is, no money.
Yu Huifei hurriedly beckoned everyone back to find the equipment......
The Howling Dog went back, and soon came with a sledgehammer and ice chisel.
Several people worked together, and it didn't take long for the fish to be dug out.
Then the whistling dog continued to walk around the river with people, and the result was really a lot of gains, large and small, a total of thirty catties of fish were scavenged!
Everyone didn't go home anymore, and they just set up a bonfire by the river and ate grilled fish.
When I had eaten and drunk my fill, I went home with the rest of the fish.
When he got home, Yu Huifei ...... Got a cold.
Ahh
Yu Huifei sneezed, and looked at Niu Tou Ma Mian and the others with complaint, these guys were like no one, and they didn't look at Yu Huifei at all.
"MMP!" Yu Huifei couldn't help but scold his mother.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
The first thing Yu Huifei did was to take out his mobile phone and see if anyone had placed an order and whether it was a customer.
It turned out that no one placed the order......
Yu Huifei wondered: "Who is coming to visit the door in the middle of the night?"
When I opened the door, I saw an old man with white hair and a white beard and a white robe, standing at the door with an extremely kind face. ”
As soon as these words came out, Yu Hui was directly stunned, and it turned out to be the legendary Tai Bai Xing?
Yu Huifei still knows that in Chinese mythology and history, Tai Platinum Star has a very high status.
He is a well-known good fairy with a good temper and good character.
Sure enough, in the face of him, the most scumbag immortal in the Three Realms, Tai Bai Xing still showed enough respect. The point is that Tai Bai Xing's performance is not contrived at all, it is not intentional, and it is very sincere......
Obviously, he really respects Yu Huifei.
At the very least, the two also feel equal......
Yu Huifei has always respected me, and I respect people.
Tai Bai Xing said this, and then looked at the starry sky behind him.
Yu Huifei is basically sure that they are genuine......
So Yu Huifei said politely: "Xingjun is polite, please come inside." ”
Tai Bai Xing smiled and walked in.
After seeing the Tai Bai Xing, the Roaring Sky Dog said in surprise, "Oops...... Old fellow, why are you here too?
Hey...... Aren't you a celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor?
Why did you also go to labor reform?
What's wrong?
Hehe......
What our second master said is really right, a companion is like a tiger, what are you...... What are you sprinkling your eyes for?
Am I not right?"
Tai Bai Xing coughed dryly and said, "This ...... Shut up. ”
The Howling Dog glanced at him: "Shut up, I'll go...... I'm all here, I'm afraid of a ball!
This broken place, the Three Realms don't care, and they don't ask for nine days......
Even if I say that the Jade Emperor is an old lady, what can he do to me?
Can he be cheeky enough to eavesdrop?"
Zhang Ren's face on the side turned red instantly......
Tai Bai Xing coughed even more.
The Cowherd also said: "That's it...... They're menopausal, won't you let us say a word?"
Burst......
Ahem......
Zhang Ren was going to drink saliva to press it, but he sprayed it again.
With this spray, Tai Bai Xing was startled, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Jade Emperor...... They are also unintentional. You see......"
"Jade ...... Jade...... Jade emperor...... Jade Emperor ?!!"
The Howling Dog wanted to say a few more words, but then suddenly came back to his senses, and the dog's eyes were about to squeeze out of their eyeballs.
The others were also stunned, and looked at Zhang Ren one by one.
Zhang Ren smiled, straightened up and said, "Everyone, introduce yourself, my name is Zhang Bairen, and you can also call me Zhang Ren." Now serving as the Jade Emperor in the heavens......"
Bang dang!
The basin in Niu Tou's hand fell directly to the ground, and after swallowing his saliva, he trembled and said, "Jade Jade Jade Emperor ......?"
The horse pulled his face, which was a lot longer than usual!
The face of black impermanence is darker, and the face of white impermanence is whiter......
Cui Jue's face was shocked, and then there was an endless wry smile......
The cowherd pulled his hair hard, wanting to cry without tears!