Jizo opened his small mouth, unable to speak at all, and his little hands had nowhere to put them, constantly thinking about something.

Yu Huifei seemed to see a thunderbolt on a sunny day, standing there awkwardly, not knowing what to say, with lightning in his mind letting him let the Jade Emperor burn the fire, cook, pick up clothes, and kill for a thousand years.

"Everyone, what's wrong with you? Didn't you say before that everyone was the same when you came here?" asked Zhang Ren with a smile.

As he spoke, he sat down, but at this moment his bearing returned to his original appearance, a condescending majesty and a kind of kindness that made people want to cry.

The bull head said with a crying voice: "Jade Emperor...... You...... What are you doing when you have nothing to do?"

Ma Mian said: "Jade Emperor...... I...... We...... Well...... Actually. ”

......

"I report, I confess!" At this time, Jizo suddenly jumped out, raised his little hand and shouted, "This has nothing to do with me, I'm still a child!"

I was the last to come, and I didn't know them well.

They taught me what I said wrong.

What can I understand as a child?

I'm the black of the near-ink, and I've been broken.

Those who don't know are not guilty, and children's words are unscrupulous......"

When everyone heard this, there were black lines on their heads, and they really wanted to give Ya a slap!

Zhang Ren smiled and looked at Yu Huifei: "Brother, why don't you talk anymore?"

At this time, Yu Huifei finally recovered from the shock that Zhang Ren was Zhang Bairen and the Jade Emperor.

Think about the experiences of the Jade Emperor since he came here......

Yu Huifei estimated that he really had to follow the laws of the heavenly court, and it would not be too much to pull all the people in this courtyard to the heavens and behead them.

I just don't know if the knife on the slashing Sendai is enough......

Since both horizontal and vertical are dead, Yu Huifei's temper has also come up, and he stalked his neck and arched his hand: "Brother, don't be joking." You're a Jade Emperor, we're all scared......"

As soon as these words came out, not to mention the bull head and horse face them, even Tai Bai Xing almost knelt!

Why does the Jade Emperor call him an old brother? This kid is too violent, right?

Are all the people who come out of this mortal world so strong?

However, to the surprise of Tai Bai Xing, the Jade Emperor was not angry.

The Jade Emperor smiled: "That's right...... The Labor Reform Bureau, the Labor Reform Bureau, if you come, you are a prisoner.

Since I came as a prisoner, I am naturally a prisoner.

Here you are the greatest. ”

If these words were heard by other immortals, it was estimated that they would be directly scared to death.

But Yu Huifei is different from this product, this guy lives on the earth, although he knows that the Jade Emperor is very awesome. But he has been an atheist since he was a child, and he has not been brainwashed by all kinds of things about the Jade Emperor, and he actually has the impression of the Jade Emperor in his bones. Therefore, I am not afraid of ...... in my bones

The shock outweighed the fear.

Yu Huifei smiled: "Don't be kidding...... You are the Jade Emperor, and you are the greatest in the Three Realms. I'm ...... At best, you're a worker. Seriously, you have to know that you are the Jade Emperor, grandma's leg...... I ran away the same day. ”

The Jade Emperor laughed, beckoned, and said, "Okay, don't stand." Sit down...... Brother Niu......"

The bull head shook his head and shouted with a cry: "Jade Emperor...... Don't, don't, you still call me Maverick. You call me Brother Niu, I have a feeling of being covered with a coffin board, and I'm afraid ......"

Ma Mian said, "Just call me a pony." ”

Black and white impermanence glanced at each other, and black impermanence was about to say something as soon as he stalked his neck.

As a result, Bai Wuchang covered his mouth: "Little black and little white......"

The Howling Sky Dog glanced at the two of them, he was going to be called Xiao Hei, but his name was preemptively registered. In desperation, the roaring dog said: "Call me a dog......"

"Brother Dog?" asked the Jade Emperor with a smile.

The Howling Dog said with a crying voice, "Don't ...... That makes me look too old, I'm still young. Call me a puppy...... Don't call me Brother Dog, I'm afraid that I will be beaten to death by the second master when I go back......"

After the dog finished speaking, he burst into tears...... He really regretted bragging with the Jade Emperor in the firewood room that day, isn't this nothing to look for?

Erlang God Yang Jian called the Jade Emperor uncle, and the Jade Emperor called the Dog Brother?

So what should Yang Jian call the Whistling Heavenly Dog?

I guess I'll change my name to dog meat when I go back, right?

The Jade Emperor smiled, then shook his head and looked at Cui Jue: "Brother, sit down." ”

Cui Jue is calm, obviously he is the same as Yu Huifei, anyway, he has done everything that should be done and what should not be done, and he will die directly, if the Jade Emperor is not angry, he will not care about this title.

So Cui Jue sat down calmly.

The Jade Emperor smiled with satisfaction, and he looked at Jizo: "Bodhisattva, sit down." ”

Jizo's face flushed and he sat down.

The Jade Emperor didn't pay attention to the Cowherd, but looked at Yu Huifei: "Xiaoyu, in the past few days I've been here, I've experienced a lot of things that I haven't experienced before. Although these experiences are not beautiful, they also remind me of some memories from countless years ago, which are very warm and good. ”

Yu Huifei said: "It's good." ”

The Jade Emperor continued: "Since I am here, you can tell me about any difficulties you have, you are welcome. ”

When Yu Huifei heard this, he immediately said: "Yes, there are difficulties! We are poor, brother, can you take a look at the money allocated to us? It is the kind of ...... of the red old man."

As soon as these words came out, Tai Bai Xing coughed directly.

He has been in heaven for so many years, and he has seen all kinds of strange things.

But Emperor Guan Yu wants to allocate funds, and he still wants human currency, and it is really the first time he has encountered it.

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was also embarrassed, and coughed dryly: "This ...... Xiaoyu, you better change your request.

There are rules in the Three Realms, and anyone who goes to the mortal world must abide by the rules of the mortal world.

Can't mess around......

Human currency is also a kind of rule, and we are not good at intervening.

It's like I still have some mana to use, but that's why I've always chosen self-restraint. ”

Yu Huifei was stunned, he thought that the request he made was very simple, but he didn't expect it to embarrass the Jade Emperor.

Yu Huifei thought about it for a while: "Then help me expand the yard and get more houses in the back?" You have also experienced it, this ...... The room is a bit insufficient. ”

The Jade Emperor said with a smile and a smile: "This, go back and study it." Anything else?"

Yu Huifei said: "Yes, the snow disaster outside is serious, you see which old boy is snowing, you should clean up." ”

The Jade Emperor was speechless again, and this guy actually began to sue.

Tai Bai Xing said: "Lord Yulou, the rules of the mortal world are not controlled by the gods. Everything here is its own causal rule, and this natural disaster is often not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster. The reason is not in heaven, but in people...... If you want to find the master, I'm afraid you have to make humans reflect on it. ”

Yu Huifei was dumbfounded, he didn't expect Tai Bai Xing to come up with such a set of theories.

However, if you think about it carefully, many problems caused by human beings to the earth over the years are indeed caused by human beings themselves.

To put it bluntly, this snowstorm is the greenhouse effect, and to put it more simply, it is the result of human industrialization being too serious, indiscriminate sewage discharge, indiscriminate logging, and uncontrolled and uncontrolled operation.

Yu Huifei scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "That'...... Then you let everyone around me live forever?"

The Jade Emperor said: "This is also a rule-changing thing, no." ”

Yu Huifei said helplessly: "Then it's okay to send me a girl, right?"

The Jade Emperor and Tai Bai Xing were almost flashed to the waist of the old man by these words......

The Jade Emperor then touched his chin and said, "There are some suitable candidates, the little dragon girl of the Dragon King family, Li Zhenying of the Tota Heavenly King family......"

Yu Huifei just said it casually, but he didn't expect the Jade Emperor to really think about it...... I was a little dumbfounded.

As a result, the cowherd said: "Hey...... Don't push my brother into the fire pit.

I don't agree with this, I resolutely oppose it, whoever comes I will beat whom!"

Yu Huifei heard it, and really wanted to give him a hammer......

However, Yu Huifei is just a mouthpiece, he already has a shadow of a person in his heart.

Let him tease other girls again, he doesn't want to.

So Yu Huifei said: "Brother Lang said so, then forget it."

Jade Emperor, if you think you can't give money, then go back and get me some magical powers, or send us some supplies......

You know how poor we are.

I don't have a salary for my work, and I can feed such a group of guys who can eat by myself.

You're still stuffing people with me, seriously......

If this continues, I can't think about the majesty of the Heavenly Court anymore.

Even if it's striptease, I'll have to try it. ”

Speaking of which, Yu Huifei is basically cheating......

The Jade Emperor cried and laughed: "You kid, don't frame me." You have a fixed salary and supplies in this labor camp, how can you be so poor?"

Yu Huifei was stunned: "Is there a salary? What kind of salary? What supplies are there? I haven't seen it." ”

The Jade Emperor said: "You haven't received it?"

Yu Huifei said: "No...... I don't believe you ask them!"

The Jade Emperor looked at Cui Jue and the others, and they directly lit their heads into rattles.

Cui Jue got up and said, "Emperor Qiyu, the little god has been here for a long time, and he really hasn't seen any wages and supplies.

All the expenses and maintenance here are dependent on Director Yu's self-reliance......"

At this moment, a yellow gourd rolled in, and then a big eyeball popped out and shouted, "I report, I report!"

Everyone looked at the big eyeballs.

Big eyes said: "There used to be wages and supplies here, but the wages and supplies were advanced by the old guy from Lu Jian to 300,000 years later, so after Xiaoyu came, the hair was gone." ”

When Yu Huifei heard this, he was so angry that he almost spurted blood, and couldn't help but scold: "Lu Press, this old thing, it's too grandson!"

Cui Jue said: "Qiyu Jade Emperor, I'm afraid this is more than just Mao...... As far as Xiaoshen knew, Lu Jian borrowed a lot of money from the people in the name of Xiaoyu's grandfather. Therefore, Lu Jian did not leave nothing, but left a butt of debt to Xiaoyu. Please also ask the Jade Emperor to decide......"

When the Jade Emperor heard this, his brows tightened, and he slapped the table and said, "This old guy ...... Do you really think I dare not clean him up?"