Why two?

The land lord shuddered, but soon saw Xuanzang quickly throw the two talismans on the land lord and the sand monk.

"Holy monk, the little god is innocent. "The land lord wanted to cry without tears.

Xuanzang shook his head and sighed: "When there is an avalanche, no snowflake is innocent. Besides, you're a shitman. Sage Kong also said that the is a surge, and there is no aftermath!"

Land Lord: "@#¥%"

Sha Seng was also taken aback when he saw Xuanzang sacrifice the talisman, but his face showed a calm look.

"It's really ...... for a monk to rely on a little trick to pretend to be a ghost."

Before he could finish speaking, he was horrified to find that he couldn't move.

Fuck, are all the dead monks from the Tang Dynasty so perverted?

General Ben couldn't catch a single move, which was too bullying.

"Tang Sanzang, what do you want to do?" Sha Seng was a little panicked, but Xuanzang smiled slightly, patted his head and said, "Young man, don't panic, the poor monk just wants to teach you a lesson on the road of life." ”

Xuanzang clasped his hands together and smiled slightly: "In this world, some people can be offended, but some people can never be offended. For example, the poor monk!"

Xuanzang kicked the land prince to Sha Seng's side, and the smile on his face became stronger and stronger.

"Hey, hey, don't come here, you guy......" Sha Seng panicked, and the land lord panicked: "The little god doesn't want to, but the little god can't run." The two of them were out of stock, so they fed the little god and ate the Ten Thousand Epsom Fruit. ”

"What, Wan Yi Guo! Isn't that the kind of fruit that makes the gods diarrhea for three days and three nights in a row?" Sha Seng was completely stunned, with a shocked look on his face.

"Don't be afraid, you are also in the immortal class, and you can withstand it. Sha Seng comforted repeatedly.

"However, they fed the little god a full thirty!" The land lord cried so much that the pear blossoms brought rain, and the sand monk's heart was cold.

Thirty Ten Thousand Epsom Fruits!

This is a fruit that even the gods are afraid of, these guys are too ruthless!

"Master, the apprentice knows that he is wrong, please let me go. Sha Seng was so frightened that he begged for mercy, he didn't want to be the first immortal to be smoked to death by feces.

"Apprentice, what do you say, how can you be willing to let you die for the sake of the teacher. Xuanzang turned his head and smiled slightly.

"Master, you are so nice. Sha Seng shed two lines of tears and said excitedly.

"But you haven't officially apprenticed yet, and this level is your tempering. If you pass through, it means that you are qualified to be an apprentice of a poor monk, and the teacher will naturally come to your rescue. Xuanzang said shamelessly.

Horse eggs, isn't this a clear attempt to eat?

Sha Seng cried, if Lao Tzu broke through, would it be your turn to save me?

"Don't cry, keep smiling. Xuanzang picked up Zhu Bajie and the little white dragon, looked at the big blue sand monk, and hummed happily: "On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of Smurfs! They are lively and smart, they are naughty and clever......

"Oh, cute Smurf......" Xuanzang glanced at Sha Seng for the last time with a smile, and Sha Seng shouted loudly in despair: "Master, the apprentice really knows that he is wrong, please let the apprentice go." ”

However, Xuanzang has already run away without even a shadow.

System: "Congratulations to the host for scourging the sand monk to eat, gain experience points +100!"

"Congratulations to the host for scourging the land lord and gaining +10 experience points!"

Xuanzang: "Garbage land public!"

As a result, the yellow water on the quicksand river flooded, making the entire quicksand river dyed golden, like a beautiful rice field.

It's just that Xuanzang covered his nose, looked at the sand monk who was desperately trying to struggle, and comforted: "Don't think too much, fate will not treat anyone badly, and the arrangement given to you is the best arrangement." ”

Sha Monk: "@#¥%"

Dead man Tang Sanzang, do you think you can be trapped in this way?

The sand monk took a deep breath, and then cast a unique magical power [Shapeshift] and forcibly separated from the physical body.

"Even if this general is out of his body, he will bring you hateful fellow into the quicksand river!"

Relying on his strong skills, Sha Seng immediately attached the Yuan Shen to a finless porpoise, expelling the finless porpoise like a sharp arrow and rushing towards Xuanzang.

When Xuanzang saw it, his face was a little panicked, and he shouted: "Oh no, there are monsters who always want to harm the poor monk, come and save the poor monk!"

As he spoke, he swam deeper and farther into the quicksand river.

Monkey King: "......"

Black Bear Spirit: "......"

Isn't it time for you to swim to the shore at this time? Is your brain soaked in the quicksand river for a long time, and then soaked badly?

"Tang Sanzang, don't think that you are the person appointed by Guanyin to learn the scriptures, and this general can't do anything to you. Angered me, even if Da Luo Jinxian comes, it's not easy to do it!"

The sand monk opened his mouth full of fangs and clicked, and swam towards Tang Sanzang viciously.

Originally, the finless porpoise was a good swimmer, and the sand monk was also familiar with the nature of the water and knew the bottom of the quicksand river, so he caught up with Tang Sanzang in just a moment.

At this time, Tang Sanzang, who was originally panicked, turned around and showed a weird smile.

"General Rolling Blinds, you said that this ordinary finless porpoise has a golden immortal-level spirituality, will it be twice as powerful in the event of a heavenly tribulation?"

Apocalypse?

Sha Seng was stunned for a moment, with a panicked look on his face, but he immediately calmed down.

Everything in the world has spirituality, and once it transcends its nature, it can become a spirit demon, but it also encountered a catastrophe.

Cross it, then the fish jumps over the dragon gate and becomes a big demon. If not, it's all in ruins!

But all the goblins who have some means try not to cross the catastrophe, after all, this catastrophe is dangerous and unpredictable.

Almost ninety percent of the goblins have fallen under the catastrophe, and only less than one percent of the goblins can survive this level.

But almost one-third of them died after the Heavenly Tribulation!

Therefore, all goblins avoid the Heavenly Tribulation!

"Tang Sanzang, don't bluff me, do you think that the Heavenly Tribulation was opened by your family, if you want it to come, it will come as you want?"

The sand monk who turned into a finless porpoise disagreed, and sneered: "You are just a monk, at most a foreign monk can chant scriptures, do you know what a heavenly tribulation, do you know that when I achieved the position of a golden immortal, it was a triple heavenly tribulation!"

Xuanzang blinked his eyes and pretended to be surprised: "Wow, the True Immortal Tribulation is a Heavenly Tribulation, and you actually have to spend a triple Heavenly Tribulation!"

"Hehe, then do you think that my position as a rolling shutter general Jin Immortal is just talking. Sha Seng said proudly.

But the next moment, he found that the dark clouds were raging overhead, as if some great catastrophe was coming.

And Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "The poor monk expressed his extremely firm refusal!"

Sha Seng: "???"