Chapter 081: I Have a Bold Idea (Ask for Recommendation)

"The little god really doesn't know, but I've heard that this river demon often calls himself why he is the general of the shutter, saying that he is waiting for someone to learn the scriptures here. The land lord was so frightened that he was sweating and said in a loud voice.

What the hell is this?

Sun Wukong was a little surprised, and the black bear spirit bit the needle and thread, muttering: "Is it the title of the flower thief? After all, you have to roll up the curtains to see the girl's house." ”

"Probably not, it is estimated that this guy is in the cloth business, and he often rolls up those curtain fabrics, so he will call himself the curtain general. Sun Wukong analyzed the Tao in a down-to-earth manner, and then did not forget to ask if the land lord was.

The land lord with a black line on his face hurriedly congratulated his god and said, "The two masters are too reasonable. The little god did hear that the ancestors of this curtain general were in the cloth business, who knew that the good times would not last long, and the family was in the middle of the road, but the sand monk was dissatisfied, and he actually became a flower thief. ”

The land lord took a deep breath, shook his head and said, "The two masters don't know, this curtain is worse than a mountain torrent beast." In this land of quicksand, the four words of this curtain general are simply the words of the devil, enough to make the baby stop crying and the girl cry. ”

"As the saying goes, when the curtain rings, a girl becomes a wife. The curtain rang twice, and the wife wept. Roller shutter rings three times......"

Just as the land lord was gushing, Sun Wukong and the black bear spirit hurriedly drank him.

Ma Dan, the two of us are just talking casually, why are you so catchy?

"But we can't go into the water, and this land is low in power, what should we do?" the black bear spirit frowned, and suddenly his gaze fell on a bag of fruit on the ground.

"Brother Monkey, do you say this fruit can still be eaten?" The black bear spirit squinted his eyes and asked, Sun Wukong shuddered, suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said with a hippie smile: "Land Lord, thanks to your reminder, we have already figured out a way to save the master." ”

"Really?" Hearing that Sun Wukong and the others had a way to save people, the land lord was also very happy for them.

"That's good, the little god also hopes that Elder Tang can turn evil into good fortune...... Hey, hey, hey, why are you tying up this immortal with a rope, stop it......"

The land lord looked flustered, and then looked at the black bear spirit with a hippie smile and ran over, feeding himself a mouthful of fruit from nowhere.

"Bah, what is this, it's so unpalatable!" the land lord spat out and didn't eat it.

Sun Wukong took out a big, hard and thick golden hoop stick, and began to wipe it with a slight smile, and muttered from time to time: "Old Hei, I heard that the immortals in this area are particularly resistant to beating, do you think it's true?"

The land lord was so frightened that he hurriedly shook his head and said, "Great Sage, don't listen to their nonsense. ”

"It's just hearsay. The black bear spirit scoffed, and the land lord was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "It's still this big black man's insight." ”

"But," the black bear spirit continued unhurriedly, "It's impossible to resist the beating, but I heard that the immortals in this area have nine lives, do you think we should find one to verify it?"

The land lord was so frightened that his body softened, and he hurriedly cried: "Isn't it okay for the little god to eat, I'll eat, I'll eat!"

The land prince who wanted to cry without tears was stuffed with a stomach of ten thousand fruits by Sun Wukong and others, and then his body was thrown in the quicksand river.

At this time, Sha Seng was dragging Tang Sanzang to the cave.

"What, General Rolling Blinds, why did your cave mansion collapse?" Xuanzang asked knowingly, Sha Seng looked at the cave mansion like a dog kennel, his face turned blue with anger, and he stared at Tang Sanzang deadly.

"Congratulations to the host for enraging the sand monk with death, experience +10!"

Tang Sanzang blinked, and then said with a smile: "Sha Seng, I advise you to let the poor monk leave here quickly, otherwise, my apprentice will really beat you to death." ”

"Hehehe, then I'll wait for your apprentice to come down to me. Sha Seng sneered and said: "This is the quicksand river, no more than ordinary rivers, even if Da Luo Jinxian comes down, it is useless!"

"That's right, that monkey has always been afraid of water, and I'm afraid it's no match for you. Xuanzang analyzed seriously.

"But, even if my apprentice can't beat you, aren't you afraid that the poor monk will beat you to death?" Xuanzang added.

Sha Seng squinted his eyes, looked at Tang Sanzang carefully, and said coldly: "Okay, okay, if you have a kind, come over and kill General Ben." This is my territory, and if you seek death, I can satisfy you. ”

Xuanzang clasped his hands together and said with a slight smile: "The last guy who told me like this, the ashes have long been raised by me." However, the poor monk thinks that you and I have a fate, if you promise the poor monk one thing, the poor monk will let you go. ”

Sha Seng laughed instead of being angry when he heard this: "You monk is interesting, if you have any last words, you might as well say it." ”

"Actually, you should have known that the poor monk is Tang Sanzang from the Tang Dynasty, and Guanyin Bodhisattva must have told you about it a long time ago. Xuanzang smiled slightly, then stretched out his broad palm, revealing an extremely benevolent smile: "Then, come and be my son......"

Sha Monk: "@#¥%"

Be your sister's son, Lao Tzu will do you now!

System: "Congratulations to the host for angering the Sand Monk, experience +20!"

"Tang Sanzang, don't take an inch, don't think I dare to do anything to you!" Sha Seng has seen Sun Wukong's power, and he has somewhat guessed that this guy in front of him may really be Tang Sanzang.

But why do you feel so annoying?

Besides, the guy who is looking for a cigarette like this will really be the person who learned the scriptures as the Buddha said?

Sha Seng shook his head desperately, and then used a crescent shovel to set up the collapsed cave, wanting to catch Tang Seng and the others in the cave.

There was a boom, and before he could walk into the cave, a black-pressed figure fell, directly crushing his cave again.

Sha Monk: "@#¥%"

The corners of Sha Seng's mouth twitched in anger, staring at the innocent land lord.

As soon as the land lord saw Tang Sanzang, he hurriedly shouted: "Holy monk go quickly, this immortal can't hold back!"

Can't hold it back?

Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, and then immediately came to his senses, and was so frightened that he tore off the rope and wanted to escape from the place of right and wrong.

"If you want to escape, there is no way!" Sha Seng didn't expect this Tang Sanzang to be able to escape from here casually, and he was shocked into a cold sweat, but how could he be willing to let Xuanzang go like this, so he set up a crescent shovel and rushed towards Xuanzang.

"Sha Wujing, the poor monk is in the master and apprentice, and he has endured it many times, but if you don't change your dead nature, don't blame the poor monk for being ruthless. ”

Xuanzang shook his head and sighed, Sha Seng's eyes widened, and his heart said that you are ruthless, okay? Besides, even if I am ruthless, I am not more ruthless and unreasonable than you, right?

"Are you blaming the teacher?" Xuanzang squinted his eyes, then took out two talismans, and the smile on his face became even stronger. (Bigwigs, ask for a recommendation vote, kneel in the 360-degree ice and snow to beg for a recommendation vote)