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Seeing the two bodhisattvas with hesitant faces, Xuanzang smiled slightly and said, "Two Bodhisattvas, please decide as soon as possible." If it's cold, it won't taste good. ”

Lingji Bodhisattva: "......"

Fuxian Bodhisattva: "......"

"Tang Sanzang, don't go too far, you have a kind of you eat by yourself!" Lingji Bodhisattva said angrily, he had an urge to kill the dead bald head in front of him.

"Since the Bodhisattva doesn't want it, the poor monk will be reluctant to make it difficult for himself...... Xuanzang walked forward slowly, carefully raising a small shovel, trying to shovel away the dog shit.

"Tang Sanzang, what are you going to do here?" Seeing that Tang Sanzang actually made a move, Lingji Bodhisattva hurriedly said.

"It's not a secret, the poor monk's apprentices have all been recruited, so the poor monk is also thirsty for talent, and he wants to get this ...... more than anyone else" Xuanzang looked aggrieved.

God is so thirsty for talent, you are asking for ...... Phew, when this seat didn't say it!

Lingji Bodhisattva took a deep breath, and then said in a deep voice: "Tang Sanzang, this seat orders you to put down the things in your hands. ”

Xuanzang stopped obediently when he heard this, looked at the lump of things with a pity on his face, and said in pieces: "It's really unwilling, it's almost a poor monk who can ......."

"Shut up, can you not talk!" Lingji Bodhisattva was about to be mad, he stared at Tang Sanzang angrily, and then surrounded the piece of shit with Fuxian Bodhisattva, falling into deep thought in life.

"Fuxian, if you don't come first, in fact, this seat is not very anxious. Lingji Bodhisattva hesitated for a moment before whispering.

"Lingji, you and I are like brothers, I can't eat this thing alone, you should go first. Fuxian Bodhisattva said with a humble face.

"You first, please don't be polite!"

"It's better for you first, what kind of politeness between our brothers!"

The two pushed and pushed, and they were entangled for a long time, even Tang Sanzang couldn't see it, and he picked up a small shovel to probe his brain and was about to move forward.

"Tang Sanzang, put down your tools!" the two Bodhisattvas shouted in unison.

Xuanzang said helplessly: "Two Bodhisattvas, you eat...... Ahem, can you hurry up when you're eating? Look, this thing is almost dry!"

Lingji Bodhisattva: "......"

Fugen Bodhisattva: "......."

The tangled two discussed for a long time, and finally decided that the two of them would divide this thing together.

"Fuxian, don't be afraid! you just think of it as a fragrant osmanthus cake, wouldn't it be better?" Lingji Bodhisattva encouraged.

Fuxian Bodhisattva was stunned for a moment, and whispered: "But, the taste of this osmanthus cake is too rushing! And this soft lying on the stomach is foamed, which is like osmanthus cake?"

Lingji Bodhisattva: "......"

Ma Dan, come on, you better stop talking. After you said that, I didn't want to eat it even more.

"It's okay, wouldn't it be better for us to pinch our noses and feed each other?" Lingji Bodhisattva suggested again.

"Yes!" Fuxian Bodhisattva nodded, then suddenly remembered something, and said in a deep voice: "However, you can't slap it directly on my face!"

Lingji Bodhisattva: "......"

Ma Dan, what kind of person is this seat? You are living the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!

However, will it be faster to eat just by slapping it on the face?

Lingji Bodhisattva thought about it, and the corners of his mouth gradually showed an evil smile.

Fuxian Bodhisattva was frightened and hurriedly vetoed Lingji Bodhisattva's suggestion.

The two of them were lowering their heads and thinking about how to save themselves, when a burst of cheers suddenly came from behind them.

"Lingji Bodhisattva, Fuxian Bodhisattva, I have finally found you. ”

"It's so good that I can finally be saved!"

Lingji Bodhisattva and the two turned their heads to look, only to see dozens of meters of heavenly gods running over in unison, among which there were familiar gods such as the Growth Heavenly King, Nezha, and the Giant Spirit God.

"Why are they here......?" Lingji Bodhisattva was shocked, and when he looked at it, he saw that all these gods had come running over with big bellies.

"Hell, they all have big bellies, shouldn't they all drink that damn Zimu River?" Lingji Bodhisattva's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Fuxian Bodhisattva.

The two looked at each other, and suddenly remembered that the Zimu River had flooded the dojo, and then ......

"Lingji Bodhisattva, you are in trouble, you didn't take away the river water, and now you have harmed a large group of gods!" Fuxian Bodhisattva jumped suddenly, and immediately drew a line with Lingji Bodhisattva.

Lingji Bodhisattva rolled his eyes and snorted coldly: "It's as if you weren't there, if you are held accountable, none of us will want to run!"

When Fuxian Bodhisattva heard this, he immediately jumped back and said with a righteous face: "Lingji, do you think this seat is that kind of person? This seat just reminds you, don't let the antidote be snatched away." ”

"That's right!" Lingji Bodhisattva nodded, hurriedly summoned a jade bottle, and quickly took away the piece of dog shit with his hand.

Seeing that Lingji Bodhisattva and Fuxian Bodhisattva were sneaky, and secretly took away something on the ground, the Heavenly King couldn't help but shout when he saw it: "Two Bodhisattvas, please stop, do you get the antidote, quickly divide some of us!"

"That's right, we heard Guanyin Bodhisattva say that we drank the water of the Zimu River, and we must get the antidote to the Birthfall Spring in order to unlock this curse!"

The gods shouted, Lingji Bodhisattva raised his eyebrows, and said coldly: "No, no, go away!"

Seeing Lingji Bodhisattva's categorical refusal, these big-bellied gods stopped doing it, and they coaxed one after another: "Lingji Bodhisattva, you can't be so shameless, you are so shameless, how can you establish power in the Three Realms!"

"That's right, if you don't hand over the antidote today, you don't want to leave here. Many gods of the Golden Immortal Realm shouted.

Seeing the surging emotions of the crowd, Fuxian Bodhisattva hurriedly comforted: "Don't worry, everyone, Lingji Bodhisattva is also for your good." I think there is something wrong with this antidote, and we will wait until we study it carefully before we can decide whether to ...... or not."

"Shut up, you old slippery head is in cahoots with Lingji Bodhisattva, do you think we'll believe you?"

"That's right, if we can't get the antidote, no one will want to leave today!"

"Fuxian Bodhisattva, we misjudged you, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

The angry crowd began to point to the nose of the Bodhisattva and scolded, and the Bodhisattva was extremely helpless, so he had to set his eyes on Xuanzang.

Xuanzang shook his head helplessly, took a step forward, stretched out his hands and pressed down, and said in a deep voice: "Don't make noise, can you listen to the poor monk quietly? ”

"If you think it's not appropriate, then you have to grab it, and the poor monk will definitely not interfere with it!"