Chapter 195: It All Starts with a ......

Tang Sanzang looked confused: Your cultivation has plummeted, and you have a half-dime relationship with the poor monks?

Lingji Bodhisattva saw Tang Sanzang's dazed face, and his heart couldn't help but chuckle: "Is it possible, this seat is wrong and a good person?"

While he was pondering, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach, and then he almost fell from the clouds.

"Why does my stomach suddenly hurt so much?" Lingji Bodhisattva rolled around as he covered his stomach and suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Why did this belly thicken? No, it bulged out inexplicably?!

Lingji Bodhisattva's face changed greatly, and he turned his head to look at Fuxian Bodhisattva.

At this time, Fuxian Bodhisattva held his stomach like a pregnant woman, constantly rubbing his sore old waist.

"Fuxian Bodhisattva, you ......" With a scream from Lingji Bodhisattva, Fuxian Bodhisattva also found that he was wrong.

"What is going on?" Lingji Bodhisattva and the others' faces changed greatly, and at this time, the Ruyi True Immortal was also taken aback, and said in shock: "Why did even you drink the water of the Zimu River?"

Hearing a voice coming from behind, Lingji Bodhisattva and the others hurriedly turned their heads to look and saw that it was a Taoist priest with a black beard, who was looking at them with a shocked face.

"Did you make this thing? did you cause us to fall here?" Lingji Bodhisattva was furious, appeared in front of Ruyi True Immortal with a bang, grabbed him by the collar, and said angrily: "Tell this seat quickly, what is going on!"

Ruyi True Immortal was so frightened by Lingji Bodhisattva's roar that he quickly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, and said with a bitter face: "Lord Bodhisattva, this has nothing to do with me, you should have drunk the water of the Zimu River by mistake, and then got pregnant." ”

"Pregnant? What does this mean?" said Lingji Bodhisattva's eyes widened and he said angrily.

"It's literal, it's you. Ruyi True Immortal hurriedly explained.

"Nonsense, this seat is a dignified and manly husband, how can he be pregnant! This seat will give you another chance to reorganize the language. Lingji Bodhisattva stepped on the back of the Ruyi True Immortal and said angrily.

Ruyi True Immortal: "......"

At this time, Xuanzang walked forward slowly and hurriedly explained: "The Bodhisattva doesn't know, there is a mother river in this Xiliang country, as long as you drink the water in the river, both men and women will get pregnant." So ......"

Without waiting for Xuanzang to finish speaking, Lingji Bodhisattva's face was overjoyed, and he exclaimed: "So, this Bodhisattva has not regressed in cultivation, and is it still in the realm of Daluo Golden Immortal?"

Xuanzang: "......"

I'll go, what kind of cultivation are you yourself, don't you have the slightest bit of compulsion? Besides, who will harm you for no reason?

Unless someone as upright as a poor monk will come to harm you wholeheartedly and consistently!

"But how can this undo the curse of this Mother River? Could it be that this fetus will be born?" said Fuxian Bodhisattva with a faint worry.

"It doesn't matter, since there is a cause, there must be an effect. It's not that there is no way to resolve this mistakenly drinking the Zimu River, isn't there a fetal spring here?" Xuanzang said with a smile.

Birth Spring?

Lingji Bodhisattva's face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly asked where the abortion spring was.

"Right at your feet!" Xuanzang pointed to the ruins of the ruined Birth Spring, the corners of Lingji Bodhisattva's mouth twitched, and he said angrily: "Tang Sanzang, don't come to tease this seat, be careful that this seat slaps you to death with one palm." ”

Xuanzang stepped forward and said: "Lingji Bodhisattva, if you talk like this, it will inevitably hurt the hearts of poor monks too much. You must know that the poor monk is an honest little man from the heavens and the earth who is famous in the Three Realms, how dare he deceive you. ”

Lingji Bodhisattva: "......"

Fuxian Bodhisattva: "......"

Believe you, you dead bald head, very bad!

"Ahem, it seems that this abortion spring should have been destroyed. However, who kills a thousand knives will destroy this fountain without incident? Could it be that it is enough to hold on to it when it is full?" said Fuxian Bodhisattva with a frown.

"It all starts with a Lingdao man named Yuan Zhenren...... Xuanzang was halfway through his words, but when he saw the murderous eyes of Lingji Bodhisattva and the two of them, he couldn't help but shrink his bald head and said: "You can ask if Ruyi Zhenxian is eating too much." ”

Ruyi True Immortal: "......"

Lingji Bodhisattva: "!!"

Fuxian Bodhisattva: "!!"

As a result, the Ruyi True Immortal was beaten by two Bodhisattvas.

"Tell me quickly, is there any other antidote!" Lingji Bodhisattva grabbed the long hair of the Ruyi True Immortal, and wanted to kick him to death.

You have nothing to do when you are full, and now it will hurt us.

"The fountain has been destroyed, and now even I have no other way. "Ruyi True Immortal didn't expect that he would provoke the power of the Great Luo Jin Immortal, and he was already so frightened that his soul was not possessed.

"Is there really no other way?" Lingji Bodhisattva's eyes became more and more kind, and he was so frightened that Ruyi True Immortal was urinating, and he quickly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.

"The two Bodhisattvas, it's not that there is no way, it depends on whether the two Bodhisattvas can put down the shelf. ”

At this time, Xuanzang said leisurely.

Lingji Bodhisattva and the others couldn't help but turn their heads when they heard this, with a look of surprise on their faces.

"Impossible, this fountain has been destroyed, even if the Buddha is there in person, it will be difficult to ......"

Halfway through Ruyi True Immortal's words, he seemed to remember something, and his originally tough body trembled suddenly, looking at Tang Sanzang with a ghostly gaze.

, you don't plan to let the two Bodhisattvas do anything?

Facing the Ruyi True Immortal's inquiry from the soul, Xuanzang nodded slowly and responded firmly: "Be confident, the poor monk is exactly what he intends to do!"

Ruyi True Immortal: "......"

Lingji Bodhisattva: "???"

Fuxian Bodhisattva: "???"

So, Xuanzang led the two Lingji Bodhisattvas to a lump of wet shit.

"Tang Sanzang, what do you mean by this, are you teasing us?" Lingji Bodhisattva was so angry that he wanted to kill the dead bald head in front of him.

"Two bodhisattvas, don't misunderstand the poor monks. However, time is running out, so in order to avoid the loss of the medicinal effect, please enjoy it as soon as possible. Xuanzang replied with a smile.

"You dead bald head, you actually let our dignified Luo Jinxian eat, do you have in your head?" Lingji Bodhisattva's face was gloomy and he flatly refused.

"This is soaked in a large amount of fetal spring water, and eating it can lift the curse of this mother river......

Xuanzang said leisurely, and Lingji Bodhisattva couldn't help but gasp.

Horse eggs, which turtle king bastard has nothing to do when he is full, and sprinkles the remaining fetal spring on it?

As if feeling the doubts of Lingji Bodhisattva and others from the soul, Xuanzang smiled slightly and said: "All this has to be called ...... from one place."

"Shut up!" Lingji Bodhisattva took a deep breath, then grabbed the Ruyi True Immortal like a dead dog, and said angrily: "Dead Daoist, you are doing ghosts again, aren't you?"

Ruyi True Immortal trembled with fright, and it was too late to explain.