Chapter 285: Bodhisattva, how can you say foul-mouthed

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for sending the Arm Demon Ape to the Underworld, the Underworld is in chaos, reward experience points +500!

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for the scourge of the Ten Palaces, King Qin Guang was beaten into the River Styx by the Armed Demon Ape, and the experience value is +100!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for the scourge of the Ten Palaces Yama Chujiang King was trampled on the floor by the Armed Demon Ape, and the experience point is +100!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for the scourge of the Ten Palaces Yama Wheel King who was so broken by a vicious fart of the Tongjian Demon Ape that he couldn't take care of himself, and the reward experience points were +150!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for scourging the Ten Halls of Yama......"

Tang Sanzang: "......"

Hell, is the strength of the Ten Halls Yama so weak? Not a single one can fight? Wouldn't it?

Alas, it seems that this session of the Ten Halls Yama team was brought by poor monks...... Ahem, it's the worst I've ever seen, it's really sad.

The general trend to the Bodhisattva's trick led to the east, directly turning the underworld upside down.

The trio had already fled and returned to the world.

"It's terrifying, after this armed demon ape swallowed the Dragon Transformation Divine Pill, its strength has skyrocketed so much, fortunately, we escaped quickly. Guanyin Bodhisattva patted his chest and said with a look of fear.

"That's right, this guy definitely has the strength of Da Luo Jin Xian, unless the quasi-saint comes, it's not easy to get it. "The general trend to the Bodhisattva is also palpitating.

"The poor monk is just an ordinary person who learns scriptures, how can there always be so many troubles all day long. Tang Sanzang sighed, then picked up the Dragon Transformation Divine Pill that was a little smaller, and ran to the Great Trend Bodhisattva.

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "???"

Then, Tang Sanzang smiled at him, picked up the Dragon Transformation Pill and wiped it carefully a few times, and after taking a sigh of relief, he continued to wipe it carefully.

"Tang Sanzang, are you a little excessive?" said the Bodhisattva with a dark face.

"Is it too much? borrow the Bodhisattva's Buddha robe to enlighten it, is there a problem?" Tang Sanzang asked rhetorically.

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "......"

Seeing that the general trend of the Bodhisattva was silent, Tang Sanzang said in pieces: "I don't know which bastard's bullshit idea actually thought of going to the mortal world to hook souls, if the King of the Earth Bodhisattva finds out, I'm afraid that they won't be killed on the spot." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "......"

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "......"

Ma Dan, I regret not being at the beginning, I would have known that I would have put you directly in the underworld.

No, if you were left alone, maybe your big mouth would break the news directly, and it would be even worse at that time.

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "Tang Sanzang, do you know that our trip this time is completely to solve problems for you, do you understand our good intentions?"

The Great Trend Bodhisattva also nodded again and again: "That's right, just as His Holiness said. You deserve this calamity, so we don't hesitate to travel thousands of miles to save you from this calamity. ”

"Really?" Tang Sanzang definitely didn't believe it, if someone came down to help and would pit himself in, it would be for the poor monk at first glance.

"If nothing else, the deity will have to go back. Guanyin Bodhisattva shouted that it was dangerous, and then pulled the general trend to the Bodhisattva to leave.

"Slow down, Guanyin Niangniang, the poor monk has something he wants to ask you for help. Tang Sanzang hurriedly called out to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Don't help!" Guanyin Bodhisattva directly refused.

"The poor monk had no choice but to find the Bodhisattva of the King of Jizo. Tang Sanzang sighed, then picked up the soul chain and shook it, so frightened that Guanyin Bodhisattva hurriedly took away the soul chain, and said angrily: "Say something quickly!"

"That's right, the poor monk has a friend who has an incurable disease, and the poor monk wants to borrow you a jade bottle. Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and said: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, the so-called saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter......

"Shut up, is your friend dead?" Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a roll of his eyes.

"Bodhisattva, how can you say foul-mouthed. Tang Sanzang said with great sadness.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "......"

"Ahem, what this seat means is that my jade bottle of water can only save the dead. "When Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Tang Sanzang, he was angry, this dead monk just wanted to take advantage of himself, and now he still wants to help himself, dream!

"Oooh. Tang Sanzang suddenly realized: "That's okay, look back at the poor monk to see if he is still alive, if he is not dead, the poor monk will help him." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "......"

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "......"

"Okay, okay, this seat will give you a willow, as long as you are good at life, this willow will give birth to a drop of spiritual liquid every year......" Guanyin Bodhisattva thought to himself, it is better to help this Tang Sanzang, otherwise, he is estimated to be stabbed to the underworld.

"Oh!" Tang Sanzang scratched his head and said with a happy face: "If the poor monk breaks this willow into a hundred, then wouldn't there be more than a hundred drops of spiritual liquid a year?"

"That's right...... Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded seriously, and then said angrily: "That's right, a ghost, cut you into ten or eight pieces, is there ten or eight more people who learn scriptures?"

"Venerable, calm, calm. The Great Trend Bodhisattva hurriedly persuaded, Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath, and then gave an emerald green willow branch to Tang Sanzang: "This is the poplar branch immortal willow, please make a good offering, don't waste the hard work of this seat." ”

"Also, the King of the Earth Bodhisattva has already made trouble in Lingshan, if you are fine, don't run to the underworld, be careful of your dog's head. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva rubbed his forehead, and said with a delicate look of a weak willow supporting the wind: "Tang Sanzang, you'd better stop this seat and take your Western Longitude well, otherwise, a big disaster will come." ”

Facing Guanyin Bodhisattva's earnest teachings, Tang Sanzang nodded seriously, and then said extremely respectfully: "Guanyin Niangniang's words, the poor monk will definitely take them to heart." From now on, I must wash my face and change my heart, take the west longitude non-stop, and strive to get to Lingshan one day earlier......"

"Stop, stop, you better follow the steps, don't be in such a hurry, just take your time. Guanyin Bodhisattva sensed that something was wrong and hurriedly persuaded.

If this dead monk obtains the true scripture and goes to the spiritual mountain, then it is not a chicken and a dog?

Forget it, let's let him scourge the little demon along the way.

After Guanyin Bodhisattva finished speaking, he slipped away with the general trend to the Bodhisattva without looking back.

Tang Sanzang held the Yang Zhi Immortal Willow with a look of surprise, then took a deep breath and directly called out a sentence in his mouth: "Come out, Heavenly Dao Divine Power [My World]!"

Then, Tang Sanzang directly extracted a wisp of Hongmeng Qi and accelerated the growth of Yangzhi Immortal Willow.

Soon, the poplar branch fairy willow grew rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Tut-tut, it seems that this poplar branch fairy willow is about to grow into a towering tree. Tang Sanzang was overjoyed, but soon his face darkened.

"I'll hold your lungs, in a thousand years, why did you give me an extra inch?" Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, almost vomiting blood and dying.