Chapter 286: Are You Both Master and Apprentice Demons?
At this time, the poplar branch fairy willow given by Guanyin Bodhisattva is red all over, and the willow leaves are stained with a lot of fairy liquid, and the fairy spirit is fluttering, which makes people excited.
"Forget it, it's not like nothing, at least I got a big bottle of fairy liquid. ”
Tang Sanzang blinked, then took out the cornucopia and offered the poplar branches and immortal willows together with the immortal liquid.
This thing is terrible, at the critical moment, if the poor monk accidentally kills someone, maybe he can be rescued again, and then ...... Ahem!
If Guanyin Bodhisattva came to this scene, he would definitely be taken aback, beating his chest and regretting.
You must know that Tang Sanzang has such a means, and killing her will not give Tang Sanzang such a big advantage.
Isn't this equivalent to giving him a large bottle of immortal liquid for nothing?!
Tang Sanzang returned to the ancient temple, and his soul returned to its place, only to see his eyes widen, his divine consciousness gradually recovered, and his stiff limbs began to move.
However, why is there an old aunt's face on the top of the head?
Tang Sanzang fixed his eyes and saw that the jade-faced fox was closing his eyes, leaning down with a look of enjoyment, and was about to give himself artificial respiration.
it!
The first kiss of the poor monk!
Tang Sanzang rolled a carp, and hurriedly rolled out of the spot, and threw the heavy hoop directly out with his right hand.
With a bang, a high mountain phantom appeared behind the jade-faced fox, and with lightning speed, it directly pressed down on the top of the jade-faced fox's head.
The jade-faced fox didn't know what was going on, so he directly pressed heavily on the ground and couldn't move, and ate a mouthful of sludge in vain.
"Help, help!"
The jade-faced fox let out a terrible scream, but Tang Sanzang turned a deaf ear.
"General Monkey, you can't treat concubines like this, you are ruthless. Have you forgotten that you will marry me when you are the king of the world?" the jade-faced fox cried out loudly.
"Bah, it's you, it's you, it's your dog's life. Tang Sanzang sneered, then turned his head and didn't want to pay attention to the jade-faced fox.
Ma Dan, the poor monk was almost killed by this fox spirit before.
If you're idle and bored, wouldn't it be good to do something else?
If you have to resurrect some monkey general, Lao Tzu is almost going to be there.
"No, you..... Could it be that you are not the Divine Monkey General, who are you?" the jade-faced fox noticed that something was wrong, and hurriedly shouted out to Tang Sanzang.
"I am who I am, a different castration...... Ahem, fireworks!" Tang Sanzang snorted coldly, and the jade-faced fox was shocked: "You...... Are you Tang Sanzang? Impossible, what about the concubine Divine Monkey General?"
"He's probably already dead in the underworld. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, he believed that with the strength of the Jizo King Bodhisattva, it would not be a piece of cake to clean up this Divine Monkey General.
"Impossible, the general of the concubine body is invincible, and his skills are overwhelming, how can a mere underworld trap him!" said the jade-faced fox in disbelief.
"It's up to you, but the dead Taoist friends will not die the poor monks, and the poor monks will rush to get the Western scriptures. ”
After speaking, Tang Sanzang looked decisive, raised the nine-ring tin staff and was about to leave this place of right and wrong.
"Holy monk, help!"
The Bull Demon King and the others, who were trapped in one place, saw Tang Sanzang raise his legs and leave, as if they had forgotten the two of them, and couldn't help but shout in unison.
"Shut up, the poor monk is very busy. To be honest, you two are the husband and wife who made it all up. ”
Tang San hid his anger and didn't fight anywhere. If it weren't for the Bull Demon King messing around with flowers and grass and causing trouble, would the poor monk be so miserable?
Lao Tzu almost had to sacrifice his body to go out, it was really sad for those who heard it, and tears for those who heard it.
And the object of dedication is especially a man.
Forget about the man, he's a brute!
I really think about it, and I feel that my life is gloomy!
"Master, master, where are you?"
Suddenly, the anxious voices of Sun Wukong and others came from outside the door, and Tang Sanzang looked up and saw that Sun Wukong and others had already entered the cave.
"Brother Niu, why are you here?Are you in a two-person world with your sister-in-law?" Sun Wukong blinked.
The Bull Demon King almost didn't spurt blood in anger.
What a two-person world, have you ever seen a two-person world where they are tied together and can't move?
"Brother Xian, come and save the eldest brother. The Bull Demon King hurriedly asked Sun Wukong for help.
"Brother Niu, how can a mere golden net restrain you, the big demon king, don't joke with Lao Sun. Sun Wukong said with a smile.
"Brother Xian doesn't know, big brother, my demon pill is gone. The Bull Demon King said with a bitter face.
"What? What eggs? You said your eggs are gone?" Sun Wukong said with a shocked face.
Bull Demon King: "......"
What's the matter, are both your masters and apprentices demons? Can you speak human words, why does this king find it difficult to communicate with you?
"Don't worry, your business is wrapped up in Lao Sun. Sun Wukong patted his chest and promised.
"Brother Xian, you are so good, big brother, I had a lot of misunderstandings before, I'm really sorry. The Bull Demon King cried bitterly and said very excitedly.
"Small meaning, small meaning. Sun Wukong looked easy to say, and then his eyes fell on Tang Sanzang.
"Master, what Brother Niu said is also an acquaintance with Lao Sun, please raise your noble hand and return the eggs to him. ”
Tang Sanzang: "......"
Bull Demon King: "......"
The Bull Demon King knew that Sun Wukong had misunderstood, and hurriedly said with a red face: "Brother Xian, it's not that." ”
Sun Wukong's oh, the heart is not that, is it ...... Two?
It's too long, master, you're too ruthless, people still want a second child, it's too much for you to do this.
So, Sun Wukong said with a look of indignation: "Master, keep an egg today, and see each other in the future......"
Tang Sanzang: "......"
"Shut up, if you quarrel again, the poor monk will send you to the west with a punch. Tang Sanzang snorted coldly.
Sun Wukong saw that he couldn't take the egg, so he had to sigh and say: "Since the master has made up his mind, then I can't force it." ”
"But ......" Sun Wukong shook his head and said with a look of pity: "Old Sun has grown so big, and he hasn't tasted real ...... yet"
"Shut up!" Tang Sanzang and the Bull Demon King scolded in unison, so frightened that Sun Wukong was silent and didn't dare to talk nonsense.
"Take it to save your big brother. Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, and then took out a five-hundred-year-old demon pill.
Although this demon pill is not as good as the original one of the Bull Demon King, it is also one of the few rare peerless demon pills.
What's even more rare is that this is still a demon pill bred by a cow spirit, and it is a demon pill with the same attributes!
"Master, no, why is there only one, and this doesn't look right, it doesn't look like that at all!" Sun Wukong said with a puzzled face.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
What's the matter, you dead monkey still want the poor monk to come up with something for you, Brother Niu?
Roll the calves, where to go cool!